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The comedian shared the below picture on his Instagram page and is wondering how he was always winning the award of most fashionable student in the university.
See coat lol
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Fynestboi
Lalastilala
Mynd44

The beautiful actress has this to say as a motivation for to the girl child
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Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Seun

As seen on bellanaija ,two Nigerian police officers,Gloria and Chinedu,set to tie the knot this year.
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Lalasticlala
Finesstboi
Mynd44

So thieves can not wear camou to operat

nairanaira12:
Then the house help can also take your place as wife. No big deal

I said cooking is a must but cleaning

Desmond the scammer(not real life oo)how market?Food Is a must make my hubby no come chop the other food in the ozza room.cleaning is not by force abeg
A house help can with that

BiafranBushBoy:
That was when she rapped me...

I retaliated years later, and we both had wonderful times as the rape game extended!!

I still feel the pains till date.

Shooo
Bros pls pity us

NeeKlaus:
Back then in Secondary school (SS3 precisely), one of our teachers told me to write the names of noisemakers and give it to him during prep class in the night.

I was the class prefect but that job can be hard as fvck! You wouldn't even know whose name to write especially if you are on good terms with majority of the class. So I decided to act like the Messiah of the class and "die for their sins".

The man later returned and demanded for the list - a non-existent list. I bravely told him to his face that I didn't conjure up any list and my backside paid dearly for that statement. I refused to cry shaa so he wouldn't have a feeling of triumph.

Elias, wherever you are, I will find you one day and I will deal with you equally.

I understand your situation though I was teachers' favorite back in school

IamSINZ:
I was brutally flogged for removing the buttons on my uniform's shirt and replacing it with a zipper!

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Baddo

Just saw this on Instagram.let's have our own as a family here.
Lalasticlala
Biafranbushboy
Iamsinz

kammali:
I want to introduce it to my friend,but she don't hv time 4it,what word i wll use to convise her to join niraland?....

If she loves reading, introduce her to a very interesting one.she will join immediately

PrinceJoeWan:
Talk ur own?

Read from the begining

PrinceJoeWan:
Any search on google concerning nigeria must have a nairaland result, I grew up searching google and always looking for nairaland results one thing led to another and m a PROUD member, ave introduced it to like many friend and more than 7 have registered!

In falz's voice....wehdon sir

SuperSuave:
Seun and lala came to my house and begged me to register in 2012 after I repeatedly ignored their calls, they brought farano and ishilove too but I didn't let them in cos I don't like girls. I later reluctantly joined in 2013 and they pay me weekly till now

Happy for u oo...but wait are you sure you are not related to lai(lie) Muhammad? Or even lienus Mba?

BiafranBushBoy:
I was researching a sex style. I was directed to the sexuality section.

I became a vaseline crew member, after my induction. A decision I don't know if I should be happy about or regret.

May God show you the way my brother....lol

I remember searching on Google for my school's admission list in 2012 and I saw many pop ups.I clicked on nairaland only to discover a very interesting forum.I didn't register immediately though because it was kind of difficult for me as a first timer.I later signed up in 2013 when when I couldn't access some parts of an interesting story by one of the best writers here:repogirl because I wasn't a member.And since then ,I visit nairaland almost everyday.Even when I'm not with my phone,I open it with any available phone just to know what's going on.Its one of the best forum I know or should I say social media platform?
I have also introduced it to many persons who find it difficult not not to visit in a day.for example:my husband,he never goes a day without opening nairaland.

So guys,what made u join nairaland and how many persons have u introduced it to since u joined?
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Biafranbushboy
Mihaz
Sinz
Explorers
Iamkashybaby
Can't remember usernames.Let's hear(read )what you have to say(type)

tosyne2much:
What version of Operamini are you using?

Its not opera mini self.its uc mini and I just updated it two days back

Pls people is it only me ? I don't get to see pictures any time this guy post something. All his posts I open are usually without pictures.is it that he takes them down immediately? Pls any one with similar experience should indicate.and I get to see pictures on other threads.

Yomzzyblog:
More >> http://www.yomzzyblog.com/2017/10/my-twin-oritse-femi-and-his-wife-nabila.html

Pere.......madness

What do you think guys?

Have had this in mind for a while now but decided to drop it today.
I once read (can't remember where exactly) that quarrelsome ladies tend to add either too much salt or pepper in their food.From what I have noticed since I came across that statement,any food I eat and i notice maybe a little too much salt or pepper,be it at home or outside,I try to access the cook to know if truly the person is quarellsome or not.(I'm not being jugdemental and its not always malicious) although yuroba food is an exception.
I had this Yoruba lodgemate during my school days that his own love for pepper is totally on a different level.Although I like peppery food,I find it difficult to eat his food.In fact most people sneeze when ever he is cooking due to the quantity of pepper in his food.But the guy is very cool himself.
There is this lady I know presently,she loves salt too much.And truth be told,she is very quarrelsome. She can cook six cups of rice with three spoonfuls of salt and when everybody is complaining,she will be like;she doesn't feel any salt.In fact she some times add raw salt to an already salty food which amazes me.
Me personally can eat peppery foods with exception to some yoruba foods,but as for salty foods,its a no no for me no matter how little over salty that food is
So guys which do u prefer:Too much salt or pepper?And which can u manage in a food?
Keep the opinions coming
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Mynd44

The beautiful actress celebrates her son's 10th birthday today and she took to intagram to do that with a heartfelt message.
Happy birthday little one
Cute boy....me likey

Chai .....the comments here are hilarious....u people will not kill person.
Mine wasn't that disgusting but hey,she can so hide money...her dad sends her money every month and she makes sure she buys one or two wears before she thinks of food stuff.As a good girl that I am,I will be buying foodstuff any time I have money...she can eat for Africa.most slim people do.
Throughout our two years stay,she never for once washed the toilet and it was a selfcon fa...me I will just be washing cos I hate dirty toilets with passion.. Can't even pee there not to talk of bathing.
But I had my own wahala too,had plenty friends that I always come back with from lectures..we will cook plenty food and eat at once though will keep her own share,she was always provoking over that..wetin concern me?shey na her money or foodstuff? She hates cooking and washing plates as well....we were a bit close sha..
She was running her diploma then while I was in hundred level...she is still seeking admission while I am done awaiting result...this life.
I pray she changes whenever she secures admission o cos not all people can endure such....we even fought twice.
No human is shaa perfect

MhizzAJ:
the lady is pretty nah

Yes accepted but the makeup nko

zephry:
I am not seeing this

Lol....why na?

What do u think we should do ?Arrest the make up artist as a some one said? Lol

Ayama

onuwaje:
Can i see a screenshot

Go to settings on ur -about phone-then click on system updates

onuwaje:
They sent me an update notification

Its 1.5gb so u better have alot of data

Me I clicked on the system updates option in settings and was provided a link to download

finalboss:
am sorry .. your number please

Morning sir

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