U r just a belligerent lowlife who's got nothing 2 do. I really don't hav time 4 a scoundrel like u, but I am ready to devote enuf time to make u a project and make u so miserable you won't believe the trouble u got yursef into. I was going to leave u alone after I read studio43's funny thread that "I no know sey u get hot temper sef, LOL" I won't let an oporoko-face like you get away w/ insulting me. Som1 needs to teach u some manners and courtesy. U don't haul insults at people just becos u don't see dem or know where dem dey in cyberspace. U r also a liar saying I started it. Ddnt u call me anofia first even dou I wasn't responding 2 ur thread but dat of studio43? U dey ther dey quarell w/ evrybd. Goes to show u r jus a disrespectful, ugly, poundo-yam face, dumbell, cocotte w/ no home training. Ashewo no bi work o, one-pound, no balance. U threw the first punch by insulting me calling me anofia. That was uncalled 4. Na wetin concern u 4 anoda man trouble. If u like am, den tell am but don't use me; you barked up the wrong tree and u r paying d price. But if u continue to curse me out and use abusive words or names, you won't have the last word, I promise; u had the first.

Freaks really do come out at night. Another biatch joins the band of witches. Can't believe dis. I did not start dis but you don jam train now. Water don pass gari 4 U now; your eye go neat; trouble dey sleep, yanga ashewo tolotolo go wake am; u go wish say dem no born u, "were alasho". I will make u so miserable and sleepless you go think say na shigidi dey deal with you, elewon wey dey sleep for house. Next time you go mind your own biz, onyeara. You called me anoufia, first and I wasn't even responding to your thread, ashewo barawo. My comment was not to u ugly ashewo, night-walker, ajegunle nonentity, but she you hav the nerve to curse me out, and you expect me not to respond? O ya, bring it on; dem tell u say I dey run? I know u no kuku get work; so stay foreva on the net and be watching for my reply, u numskull, dimwitted "agbero", baby-mama wey no get man. If u can't take the heat, stay away from the dam kitchen. I'll fry u up mada faka. Use any name u want, I'll figure you out. U go no say khaki nobi leather. This is supposed u b 4 fun and not 4 cursing people out. If u don't like a joke, go 2 d next one. This thread is not an outlet 4 ur frustrations, poundo face.

Dyt:

Yo mama and papa, ugly pimpled face. Agaracha wey just come back. You have no decorum of any sort. Ajegunle biatch with face like pounded yam. Isn't that the way you speak of ur parents too. Olosi, onyeosi, onyeora, anofia, 'were'.

Dyt = the name is Sakriledge; just look & read, and stop being rude. 2 can play the game. Mind ur own biz. I wasn't talking 2 u. dumb and dumber. r u seeking relevance with studio43?

Studio43 = u make 2much noise in this forum; it's just 4 jokes, ok; stop the cover up; I know ur not smart at all. If u don't understand a joke ask 4 help. killjoy.

In a discussion in a library, back in Nigeria ,

Man #1: When you are done with that "catalog-iu" (he means catalogue), please let me have it.

Man #2: It is pronounced "catalog", not catalog-iu.

Man #1: I know, it was just a slip of tong-iu (he means tongue).

Man #2: There you go again; the word is pronounced "tong" not tong-iu. You don't pronounce the "ue" at the end of the word.

Man #1: Ok, Mr. English, just give me the catalog when you are done; I don't want to "arg" with you.

Man #2: , laughing. This time you should pronounce the "ue" at the end of the world. It is "argue", not arg.

Man #1: STOP CONFUSSING ME, idiot.

dumb joke; ugly, makes no sense, unwity.

Two people, driver and passenger in a car; and the driver ran a RED light.

Passenger: Hey, you just ran a RED light.
Driver: So? are you scared?
Passenger: You can get us killed or seriously injured by a car with the GREEN light coming from the other side.
Driver: Don't worry, my brother drives like that and nothing has ever happened to him.
Passenger: Hey, you just ran another RED light.
Driver: I told you not to worry; my brother drives like that.

The driver kept on running red lights about four more times. Now he got to a GREEN light and STOPPED.

Passenger: Why are you stopping? You have the GREEN light!

Driver: My brother may be coming from the other side and I don't want him to kill us.

Where is d joke? duh! The boss wasn't thinking. Making copies of papers you want to throw away - Isn't that re-creating the same documents? Y throw them away in the first place? Get it? Now u can laugh in English or whatever language you understand.

Store Clerk To His Boss: Sir, there are too many old papers and documents in here that are no longer useful; will it be alright to destroy these papers and throw them away to clean this place up and create more room?

Boss: I think you are right; this place is a mess. But before you destroy and throw these papers/documents away, please make photocopies.

A discussion goes this way between two people -

Person #1: I heard your uncle was sick due to his drinking; I hope he is getting better now and has stopped drinking.

Person #2: Thank God my uncle doesn't drink alcohol any more; he now drinks "odeku" (guiness).

A Nigerian was traveling on a British Airways to London and it was time to be served their meals.  After the Nigerian was served, he did not waste any time and started eating with his hand.  And the hostess asked him, Sir, would you like a fork?  The Nigerian looked up, saw a beautiful woman standing before him, smiled, and then answered, Yes, after the meal!