₦airaland Forum

Morientez:
My ex always gives stupid excuses of not been chanced ,always forming busy with school stuff...she only do come to my shop for food n money...each time i tell her to come over to my place so we could spend the weekend together cus am always busy during weekdays ,because of the nature of my bizness...

The idiot go tell me say she dey cook Sunday rice ,say her pman no dey allow her comot on Sunday s apart from going to church..
..na so one day like dat i caught her in my street with one manchie walking romantically inside the guys compound..
I echoed her name she turned around and was shuttering with words..I ask her so you dey go out
finishe?7 ...you come dey lie say your pman no dey allow you go out weas you dey gum body with this nigga..

Nia she lie give me say she tell pman say she want go for all night revision for her course mate house cus her 1st semester exam..

I don comot hand for anything wey undergraduate..

Gadafii:
most of the girls i have been with, they always the one cheating with me on their main guys.

the only girl i met without boyfriend, i told her if she cheat me on and i find out, i will break her neck

Ghadafi

Candidlady:
shush! Its called "hairnet" mr! No come mumu us

Is that the subject miss English teacher

Contact me for more details and inspection

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Hello reader, I wish to sell off my plantain plantation. This plantation seats on a 4 plot of land with more than 780 plantain stands that have already started producing. It is located at Idu, Uruan local government. Reason for selling is relocation. I will give other information on request.

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Covidodo:
Be deceiving yourself

Do you have superior reasons to backup why you think what he said there is not pure fact or just your biase with a touch of lack of knowledge

UndauntedYOCA:
I can teach you how to make yogurt, condensed milk and 3 haircare products like leave in conditioner, hair oil and hair cream.
I would have loved to teach more but make we dey see, as the spirit leads. .
I have a nice voice and give good advice, so if you need someone whom you can share your problems with then I dey for that one too but I no get money.
Only 5 people o.

I want to learn one of these;
Copywriting
Video editing
Interior design
Herbal stuff
Tips and tricks on massage.

Lol, that last part though. Nice channel. Make I come collect advise na

Lol, wahala dey this life o

DICO111:
Someone said that to me already but the main issue here is that I dont was ant him to have trust issues towards me because he has already made a lot of promises to me and I dont want him to see this as an excuse... wish there was a way I could just replace his money with even mentioning it to anyone

I understand your situation perfectly. Don't tell him except he is a highly reasonable person that can understand that something like this could genuinely happen to you.Only time you should consider telling him is if you know that he trust you alot and would believe that this happened to you. Work on getting the money to buy that Hisense fridge. He may not send anything to you again if he is not the trusting type. Sorry bro.

Anonymousgister:
Please what and what was required for the registered busines during the application? I want to use my elder brother CAC certificate (I managed the business when it was operational) and apply.

I don't want to click on registered business and regret it later.

Cac certification, TIN, Local government identification, chat me on WhatsApp. I screen recorded most of it.i will share with u

Eyesonly17:
From your image, its either the submission failed or it got saved.
So click on 'start application' as shown in your image and see if you'd still be asked for the business description.

In my case after conclusion there is no 'Start application' on my dashboad. I'll attached an image...

Exactly, once successfully submitted, the two options will disappear. U only see CHECK OFFER LETTER

Hardheolar:
I didn't see purpose of loan and where to key in amount I seek in my dashboard

Go down. U will see options like start application and continue application

Hardheolar:
Thanks for your response, after filling business description, mine stopped at this phase in the image attached below. Yours is kinda diff

Click on continue application. It will terminate in that part where u have to agree that u have never been convicted of any crimes in Nigeria in the past 10 years.

Eyesonly17:
A valuable tip is to have your business description well written and saved in your note pad, so you simply copy and paste while you keep trying. It'll b great distress to keep retyping at every trial.

And then you'll also give 'The purpose of the loan'...so have that in mind too...

Then you'd key in the amount you seek (max. 500k for non regd business) and how'll you wish to repay.

Then you'll get a brief questionaire about your business financial estimated annual and monthly budget and net profit.

And then your bank and account number, then the last phase and Done!!!!
While we pray for a favourable approval and disbursement.

Felt this should throw more light on what lies ahead....though this was experienced as a non registered biz!
God's speed guyz!

Filled mine as a registered business and it same procedure I met.

Mine was successful submitted by 9am. Just like that guy said,no special procedure. Just keep trying. If any one is as consistent as we dey dey click those buttons, lol,u go even make am for life. Every minute man dey click and resize pictures. It will definitely work for u. I think they improved the site now.

HRprof:
No. The business account detail is what they need and the the BVN of the CEO that is linked to the business account, when the business account status is shown verified that means your business account name is what appears and not your personal account .
That's why they pay CEO through their companybank account and not their personal account

Hello bro, I wanted to ask please. Is there hope for me that used my personal account number. I was called and the bvn and account are all verified. My 4 employees are on their second payment now. Even my company CAC status still shows VERIFYING. They paid them nevertheless. I was called on the 15th of December

Hi, my 4 listed employees where all contacted, verified and paid up to the second payment. I was called 7 days later. That is after the employees where called. My details are also verified but no pay yet. Not even the first one. I used my personal account number though.... Can I still be paid

Afamed:
Good. Kindly , have a plan and make use of it well. I sincerely wish you well my brother

Hello Ahmed, good morning. I applied for the Survival fund. My company employees where called and have been verified on the platform. I haven't been called though but my details has been verified. I also used my personal acc details instead of our Corp account.... Does this hinder chances of getting paid. Thanks


Modified... Employees has been paid and paid even higher than was expected. Thank
Thank you for ur reply Ahmed

They verified all my workers for the past two weeks now but did verify my own profile at same time but only did last week. However, the CAC verification status is still saying Verifying since. What could be the cause of this..... Who else experienced this. Ps: profile has been verified but no calls yet.

KulKid:
Oga you're speaking another language, you think I bow down to cyber bullies? An agreement was made and he's bridging that agreement. Be like you people want trouble on this thread the way I see am. Una go provide who I scammed for my name to be on that list. Na thunder fire everybody plotting evil against me here, call me rude or not I don't care I will fight for what is right.

LOL, that thunder part make me laugh eh. Chai.

Just thinking of how I was enjoying my melon on 1 August while someone was getting killed by someone who felt cheated.

Salako01:
#Request

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Still looking

#Request

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Am surprised it not by Alexreport

I did not read the small epistle but I want to tell anyone reading this that this is a welcomed chaos. Provided the different factions take out each and not our boys, that is welcomed.

Am here wondering what it would feel like if he said "I dictate to the president"

Stupid website, 2 years plus and I never got a refund. Deal with this website at your own peril

Everyday they discover plot to disabilize Nigeria. Is is Nigeria stable now?

I actually thought it the other crazy category of them Naira Marlians