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He is even the SSA on security....Oh lawwddd

shogsman:
Na jail you go end up laslas ,you're an unrepentant criminal

After u are locked up, then I come along. Am not going in if u ain't there. Run along now.

I don't understand point 6...

OlawaleBammie:
Salako, I fear who no fear u.
Which school sef, or better still which state

U wan sniff me out abi...lol, all I can tell you is that it was in a Fed Uni down South.

chatinent:
So how's that love going on now?

Lol, the gal is still there... Though I never ready to marry so u can bet she is no longer as loyal as she used to be and am not as demanding (demanding loyalty) like I I used to. At this point I have fully imbibed the Murphy's law epigram which say that "if anything will go wrong, it will surely go wrong no matter how hard you try to change it"

Mine was a test. I was the Grand Master of impersonation in that department. I mean I impersonate even females. I never got caught, never. You see that thing called love, if unchecked can make a full grown man act a fool....Back to my story. I had a GF who was also in my department and she had to travel home for an emergency. So, who is better qualified to handle her test than me. So I was scheduled to write for two: mine and hers. I started with hers and something happened. Ordinary test o, I was shaking, so anxious to deliver the job so I impress her that I did it. I never finished, I was caught and I only wrote my reg number and name on my own paper and almost finished hers......i was so shaky that the invigilator just knew something awful was up with that chap. My people, na so test take finish for me, many that knew my exploit in the area of impersonation didn't believe I was the one, that thing damage my image eh. I couldn't get more exam gigs after that.... But gradually,I regained that. In fact I went to same school to write exam for someone after we left NYSC camp. You know the two weeks break they give after camp na. The man was just looking at me like "don't I know you from somewhere". Finished up and left. Love na bad thing in such position, u fit dey useless to urself and ur partner all in the bid to impress
This happened many years ago

He should get a whole police station to secure him to. He will definitely be a prime target to those wey never chop.

Gunz has been Gunned down....Hmm. Too bad.

Is he at the supermarket now--- doing the shopping, Okechukwu, come make we go tell am sth

cpu2006:
Day 1. Akeredolu tested positive for Covid-19 but refuse to hand over to his deputy
Day 2. Deputy Governor gave 21day ultimatum to Governor to hand over or face impeachment
Day 3. Akeredolu tested Negative for Covid-19 .

Governor did not want to hand over to his deputy that was y Positive suddenly changed to Negative.
NIJA MY COUNTRY

Lol, that deputy na radical mheen. Resign from your party to Join the opposition but still remain deputy to APC candidate while contesting for same position with his oga. Then he gives oga ultimatum to hand over to him and head to isolation centre. What could be more mafia than this...... I just want to shake that deputy's hand for bringing the macavellian principles to life.

gentiboy:
No point, when there is no covid-19 in Nigeria, why spending much money on this , when Nigerians are in hunger.

We need jobs .....We need food....We need roads.....We need security.....We need Light .......this is very simple

Oga go and drink ur beer...

This is stale already

Did u see Buhari's eye in that picture. I think he is eyeing someone's property

victoradey:
I am from that local government you mentioned and I'm a teacher as well. I can tell you factually that almost all the schools comply even that ADS you mentioned have to sent some of their students back to their various houses because they are not putting on their nose mask.

Thank God they are all complying. I served my 1year in Saki. Beautiful town. It good that they are taking it seriously and not just normal Nigerian eye service.

EastGold:
He tested negative the moment his deputy asked him to handover.

Lol

Happy campaigning

This is one private school in Ibadan I reckon. How those government school for Saki West (Ansarudeen etc)go take implement all these. I just hope they get it right. Let FG observe them and see key take aways and implement same in general school resumption guidelines.

If the cases increase then shut it down immediately and go back and restructure.

DanseMacabre:
Just reason this thing wey you write now tell me whether you get sense so...

Lol, boss no need to ask him to use his head, he obviously has big problem doing that. Na second job u wan give am. He already failed in the first which was very simple

US na country abeg. Sometimes I just wish them go give me back the time I have spent in Nigeria. Don't get me wrong, I want my present mama and papa to give birth to me, I still want all my siblings. I no go even trade am for dangote billions. Only thing I wish for is that my papa and mama for born us for US or Canada etc....The first worlds

O boy eh

johnykgoal:
The name just combined like its one person.

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It actually one person. I think he is the son of that famous Mathematician, Mr Chika Obi. They said he is a detribalised Nigerian and so, he gave his children names from other ethnic groups. Like Mustapha and so on.

Litmus:
What was so great about this Ghana University wey man no go hear word about? I did not see it but i'm willing to bet it was crap and no better than many Nigeria universities. As for Nigerians keeping shtum, when someone compares the rubbish they have to something Nigeria has, is nothing new. It seems to be the result of some sort of psychological damage Nigerians have developed recently in which no matter how rubbish another nationality’s stuff is, Nigerians appear to automatically think that thire own Nigerian one is inferior to it.

I’ve watched open mouthed, shaking my head in disbelief as Nigerians have capitulated to Africans from elsewhere telling Nigerians that Nigerians marble floors are inferior to their laminate floors.

This is a good point you made here. But what am referring to is the fact that, many seemed to agree that the pictures of the University of Ghana we saw was by far better than most of the Nigerian universities. But some Nigerian universities like BUK, UI etc also had great great pictures. Am not one of those to think that anything foreign is better than anything Nigerian. But we must give Nigeria credit where it due and a hard knock where it failing. Infact I once saw a trend on Twitter about people from Zimbabwe or so, hailing Nigerian's rail system. So, it not only in Nigeria that citizens talk down on their own country....

Now let the games begin. You remember the university drone view contest. I remember that contest died a natural death immediately the university of Ghana was uploaded . Let's go, it on a state by state level now....

kadiri3:
u are a liar

Yes I know.....I lie so well, that is why I said u try to expose urself or visit one of the isolation centres close to u. Am saying my sister who works at the government House is among the few that tested negative while the governor and other health workers attached to him tested positive for the virus and u are saying ur village people are lying. Shey I wan prove wetin to you ni. You believe whatever works for u man.. Bye.

NORSYK:
Eibar merchant won't leave his comfort zone in Barcelona, he rather retire, he's a well known coward

Kai, someone that has achieved everything through playing a round leather object. You stand there and call him a coward. The way people talk eh. Give this man something to give to Messi and he will probably faint 3 times over for just serving as his ad hoc errand boy. Who is the coward now

Strangebuttrue:
good for him...audio Corona Virus

Bro it not audio, my relative that works in one of the states where the governor recently tested positive for the Corona virus is among the very few to test negative. Even some health workers attached to the governor test positive. It no joke. But those doubting can always be more careless than a typical Nigerian has been since the lifting of lockdown. Please keep us posted on everything.

Salako01:
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Osagyefo98:
You dare not disown him...

Things are not done that way..

He is Yoruba and Omoluabi.

Lol....no retreat, no surrender.

iPhone 7, TLC, FU needed

Righteousness89:
My Brother!
If you will take up the Post, your Faith should be a Paramount Factor.

Don't allow any other form of god or diety to make u do what you should not!

Respectfully Tell your people that you will Accept the throne but that things will be done in a Christian way. You Respectfully tell them what your faith stands for.
If they Accept, Good! If they do not, then Respectfully decline them

Position is not a Qualification for Eternal Life..

How can you just assumed because he is Igbo then that means he is a Christian. I don't understand this at all madam/oga.

Lol... chai