TheSourcerer:
yes he is still the states property tl then . how's your New year's eve going?

Oh judgement well served.

My friend, New year Eve is with family later in the day, some meetings and Thanksgiving as usual.
Recounting all experience of good year and hoping for a better year.

Trust you're good my friend.

TheSourcerer:
Jeffrey Dahmer
Over 60 news organizations from around the world, including Britain, France and Australia were present for the February 17, 1992 verdict of serial killer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer. He was found sane and guilty on 15 counts of murder and sentenced to 957 years in prison (he was later murdered by another prison inmate).

@TheSourcerer,
Good job.
957 years?
I am sure even after his murder by an inmate, his remains won't be released until completion of his sentence.

TheSourcerer:
Banned please.
Will update soonest

Who? Which mod? Which Kain play be dat?
What Seun's rule did we break now?

Oya boss, let's go.

Good morning my friend,
The company has the right to recruit and terminate your appointment according to the Labour law. What however you can establish at your own favour are:
1. Was there a contract of employment between you and the company? (Letter of employment stating terms and condition of service).
2. Was there a company hand book? (Wherein the company's rules and regulations, disciplinary procedures, company's value is contained)
3. How long have you been working? Have you outworked your probationary period?
4. Do you have union in the company and you have joined?

Please, whatever answers you have for the above, DO NOT GO TO THE POLICE STATION ALONE (FGN has promised not to pay them December salary untill January 2022....).
..... remember also that you were petitioned with theft!

So how will the Arabs cope with alcoholic beverages sponsorship at EPL?

Good morning Doctor.
I have been my 3 months old GSD with majorly Booster can food. I later gathered from advices that can foods contains preservatives which will have side effects in the future.
Please what are the risk?

Milo is 3 month old today.....cheers!

Hi!
Please share your contact.

'Truth' is non-partisan!

Dear nairalanders,

I drive toyota camry 1999 model. Of recent, I discovered that fuel consumption rate is a little high. No more steaming from the exhaust and a friend advised me to 'service the injector'.

I have drove the car for a year now without any fault.

Should I go ahead?

At the funeral service held at Our
Saviour’s Anglican Church, Ikenne Remo
in Ikenne local government area of
Ogun State Amosun’s protocol officials
openly clashed with the federal
government delegates over who had the
right to occupy the front row seats.
Led by the Minister of Information,
Labaran Maku, the federal government
delegates which comprises the President
spokesman, Dr. Reuben Abati; Minister for
Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Olugbenga
Ashiru; Minister of State, Federal Capital
Territory, Mrs. Olajumoke Akinjide and
Special Assistant to President Jonathan
on Policy and Strategies, Dr. Oronto
Douglas, were already seated and
occupying the front row seat in the church
before the state governor arrived.
The clash of interest between the two
governments’ officials was hinged on who
should sit on the first seats in the church
that had already been reserved for
Governor Amosun and his entourage.
Irked by the development, the federal
government’s protocol officials, who
considered the situation as an affront
however, believed that the insistence of
their Ogun State counterparts who
insisted that only one person from the
delegation would be allowed to sit at the
front seat in the funeral service was
political.
The tension created by the scenery
almost got out of hand before the
grand child of the Awolowo family,
Segun intervened and begged the
officials not to disrupt his uncle’s
funeral service.
A quick adjustment to accommodate
Governor Amosun and his wife on the same
seat took place and the issue was
temporarily rested. When the Minister of
Information, Labaran Maku later arrived
the church after the first crisis had been
resolved, the Minister of Agriculture,
Ambassador Olugbenga Ashiru, who
indirectly was hosting the federal
delegates, had to vacate his seat for him.
The crisis later reared its ugly head
when another seat was brought in to
the front row for five governors that
were at the service. This development
did not go down well with the delegation
of the president who resisted it but
were ignored.
The crisis later got to its peak when
the Master of Ceremony and a member
of the church that was moderating at
the funeral service recognised
representative of the president to
speak before the state governor, a
situation termed as contrary to the
order of protocol.
The Labara Maku-led delegation
however, ignored the call to deliver the
president’s address, a development
which also put the programme on hold
for a while before one of the
daughters of Awolowo, Chief (Dr.)
Tokunbo Awolowo-Dosumu, quickly went
to the moderator to save the
embarrassing situation.
Also in his remark at the funeral,
Governor Amosun openly acknowledged
the protocol flop and apologised that the
Presidency should make the last and final
address “as the protocol demands”.
http://nationalmirroronline.net/
new/...olowos-burial/

I notice bastadization of the title: 'Engineer'

Not happy with that but funny though.

We call our receptionist 'front desk officer' and casual workers 'Production Operatives'

Apocalypse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ney! The end is nigh.

There are virtual churches on net already.

I want to ask: so there is no church without money payment(contribution) etc?

too much money.
Wonders shall never end.

KYOTO (Reuters) - The world's oldest living person, Japan's Jiroemon Kimura, celebrated his 116th birthday on Friday with congratulations from around the world and from Japan's prime minister.

Kimura was crowned the world's oldest person by Guinness World Records last December after the death of 115-year-old Dina Manfredini of Iowa in the United States.

"I truly congratulate you on your 116th birthday," Prime Minister Shenzo Abe said in a video message.

"I'm 58 years old, still a young man at only half your age. Thanks to your generation's efforts, Japan could overcome several difficult times and achieve the prosperity we enjoy today. Your healthy existence becomes our confidence and pride."

The Mayor of Kyotango City, Yasushi Nakayama, visited Kimura at his home in Kyotango, western Japan, to present him with messages from around the world.

Kimura is living with his 60-year-old granddaughter-in-law and has a three-meal-a-day diet of rice, pumpkins and sweet potatoes, according to local media.

Japan has more than 50,000 people aged 100 or more, 2011 government data showed, reinforcing its reputation for longevity.

The country also boasts the world's longest living woman, 115-year-old Misao Okawa.

(Reporting by Reuters television, Editing by Belinda Goldsmith)

By Eric Kelsey

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Every dog has its day, and for Afghan pooch Aiden, today is for dancing lessons while cats Lucky and Missy are legally guaranteed their nightly shrimp dinners according to their owner's last testament.

These are just a few of the "Spoiled Rotten Pets," a new television series that dives into the world of fawning pet owners who outfit rats in formal wear and pamper Burmese pythons like princes.

The series, which will debut on U.S. cable network Nat Geo Wild on Saturday, follows host Beth Stern as she meets devoted pet owners who go above and beyond spoiling their pets - a venture the network's chief, Geoff Daniels, said was not so hard to find.

"This is about saying that this is more pervasive that anybody thinks," Daniels, executive vice president for Nat Geo Wild, a sister network of the Natural Geographic Channel, told Reuters.

"The show is about colorful and relatable people," he added. "Everybody knows someone like this or does something for their pets to this degree."

Indeed, as the series seeks out the over-the-top pet owner, it also shows they are not alone. After all, there is a thriving market for their spoils of clothing and comfort.

New York resident Cynthia takes time to iron the countless dresses and sweaters that her Yorkie, Toto, wears every day.

"Toto is spoiled," Cynthia says. "I want to do everything possible that I can to make sure that Toto is happy and healthy."

But Toto also has her own psychic, who cautions that the toy-sized dog feels trapped in her fashionable threads.

"She wants to run naked on the beach," pyschic Madrette says while reading Toto's paw print.

"Just once in a while, make sure that she feels that she's being put first ... I think she would really like a mommy-and-me day," Madrette says in her final analysis.

'PIG-TICIANS' AND 'BARK MITZVAHS'

"It's really interesting to see how these people put their pet care above their own," Daniels said. "You consistently get the sense that there's nothing too great for these animals if you see them as family and friends."

Enter Dave and Jennifer, who drop off pet pigs Wilma and Pebbles at a nearby "pig spa" for the night, which will be the couple's first night without them in eight years.

Wilma and Pebbles get the five-star treatment, like Chinese massage from a "pig-tician," while Dave and Jennifer have a quiet but uneasy night as empty-nesters.

Not to be outdone, Diane from upstate New York keeps her 10 rats on a strict vegan diet while spoiling newcomer Vinnie with a special first birthday party where he gets his own tuxedo.

"It's one thing about spoiling dogs and cats, but we're talking pigs and donkeys and rats and tortoises," Daniels said.

Religion also gets its due when New Jersey couple David and Donna give their Pomeranian dog, Sophia, a "bark mitzvah," a canine take on the Jewish coming-of-age bar mitzvah ceremony.

"She's my daughter so I feel like I'm going to do whatever it takes to make her happy," says Donna.

More than 70 guests, including dogs, attend the ceremony under a tent in the couple's yard. But it is not the first bark mitzvah for the rabbi, who says she has done the same for the dogs of comedians Joan Rivers and Roseanne Barr.

Daniels said Nat Geo Wild sees "Spoiled Rotten Pets" as adding a lighter touch to its wildlife-heavy programming, which attracts many more male viewers.

"We are really trying to transform our offerings and bring in more women, especially," Daniels said. "We're looking for differentiation in the marketplace and a more balanced demographic."

Nat Geo Wild is owned by the National Geographic Society and News Corp.

(Reporting by Eric Kelsey, editing by Jill Serjeant and Sandra Maler)

Baba Ota !!!
HmmN!! Old soldier with war tricks.

I dey hail oooOo.

Eni ba ri iru won ti o sa, sobia a so oni toun.

At the funeral service held at Our
Saviour’s Anglican Church, Ikenne Remo
in Ikenne local government area of
Ogun State Amosun’s protocol officials
openly clashed with the federal
government delegates over who had the
right to occupy the front row seats.
Led by the Minister of Information,
Labaran Maku, the federal government
delegates which comprises the President
spokesman, Dr. Reuben Abati; Minister for
Foreign Affairs, Ambassador Olugbenga
Ashiru; Minister of State, Federal Capital
Territory, Mrs. Olajumoke Akinjide and
Special Assistant to President Jonathan
on Policy and Strategies, Dr. Oronto
Douglas, were already seated and
occupying the front row seat in the church
before the state governor arrived.
The clash of interest between the two
governments’ officials was hinged on who
should sit on the first seats in the church
that had already been reserved for
Governor Amosun and his entourage.
Irked by the development, the federal
government’s protocol officials, who
considered the situation as an affront
however, believed that the insistence of
their Ogun State counterparts who
insisted that only one person from the
delegation would be allowed to sit at the
front seat in the funeral service was
political.
The tension created by the scenery
almost got out of hand before the
grand child of the Awolowo family,
Segun intervened and begged the
officials not to disrupt his uncle’s
funeral service.
A quick adjustment to accommodate
Governor Amosun and his wife on the same
seat took place and the issue was
temporarily rested. When the Minister of
Information, Labaran Maku later arrived
the church after the first crisis had been
resolved, the Minister of Agriculture,
Ambassador Olugbenga Ashiru, who
indirectly was hosting the federal
delegates, had to vacate his seat for him.
The crisis later reared its ugly head
when another seat was brought in to
the front row for five governors that
were at the service. This development
did not go down well with the delegation
of the president who resisted it but
were ignored.
The crisis later got to its peak when
the Master of Ceremony and a member
of the church that was moderating at
the funeral service recognised
representative of the president to
speak before the state governor, a
situation termed as contrary to the
order of protocol.
The Labara Maku-led delegation
however, ignored the call to deliver the
president’s address, a development
which also put the programme on hold
for a while before one of the
daughters of Awolowo, Chief (Dr.)
Tokunbo Awolowo-Dosumu, quickly went
to the moderator to save the
embarrassing situation.
Also in his remark at the funeral,
Governor Amosun openly acknowledged
the protocol flop and apologised that the
Presidency should make the last and final
address “as the protocol demands”.
http://nationalmirroronline.net/
new/...olowos-burial/

Hair attachment(weavon) and fashion sun shade with a lot of pancake is Makeup as far as am concern.

She white

Hypocrites!

Why una no dey bless 'second round'??

Incase first plate nor do.

Survival of the fittest is when 8 guys eats together from a plate.

U wan close eyes dey pray abi?

Ok..............