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Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by salaudol(m): 11:02pm On Apr 16, 2013
Ha Flowa, u don make me laugh con dey disturb my wife wey they pray. They are suspecting if I have gone back to weed. My baby thought I was very busy. Yeah my ribs!!!

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Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 6:52pm On Apr 16, 2013
Ghen-----ghen!!!
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 6:24pm On Apr 16, 2013
mencade6: nichole sweetie, was up?

U will never learn.

Till u become mencade10
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 5:33pm On Apr 16, 2013
Make Mazi sef upload nah!!!!

These guys are too idle and obvoiusly starved.

Abi Mazi dey use starvation punish these mamoth followers he has gathered?

Mazi, ask the biblical Moses wetin Isrealites use him eye see nah!!!!!!!!!!!!

If no be say work nodey sef................
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 10:44am On Apr 14, 2013
dsaintJ4Real:
It should be '(Dislike)' button ...

Thanks dsaintj4Real. It should be 'Dislike' button.
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by salaudol(m): 11:43pm On Apr 13, 2013
E dey flow well and more after Odeku. Flowa baba.
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 11:31pm On Apr 13, 2013
BANGA SOUP: I nid a 12yrs old girl for a serious relationship pls
We need unlike button to indicate VOTE for BAN.
Literature / Re: Man Wey Dey Reason by salaudol(m): 11:20am On Apr 12, 2013
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to u Ms_pweshy. Many happy return of the day. HIP HIP HIP................. HURRAY!
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Users And 666 Mark by salaudol(m): 5:58pm On Apr 11, 2013
wisevic: smileyMy people perish for lack of knowledge...Funny-Deep-Psycho-Thought.

Me likey Funny-Deep Psycho-Thought.
Literature / Re: Iyawo Nylon Bag by salaudol(m): 5:43pm On Apr 11, 2013
abmoslincoln: you have a nice piece of write up but the tittle need to be changed welcome am really enjoying it

Leave it! Don't touch it!
The title is 'the-end' of this story.
Imagine Chilo carry belle for any of these homeless losers she is undeniably attracted to.
Imagine again her weekness re-ignite with her houseboy after marriage and she was caught by her undeserved husband.

"IYAWO NYLON BAG" remain her case.

Nice writeup Ishibaby.
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 5:03pm On Apr 11, 2013
Teespice: Bia mazi, is it only one update you have for your followers today. Don't complain if this thread gets massively derailed.

Dear Mazi,
Please do not let this thread again fall into the untamed jaws of derailers.
Be simple enough to emulate a good trait from "Flowee Baba"1759-- timely post of update, or so I tot.

****##run back to beer parlour tins to take iyawo nylon bag to tupac and Bigie matchbox-like room, or so I tot****##
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Users And 666 Mark by salaudol(m): 3:32pm On Apr 11, 2013
salaudol:

Or why did APPLE INC. Has a bitten apple as logo. Mocking human fall from GRACE or promoting the day it all started in the garden.

God help me.
I am just thinking.

Seriously I don't mean to create panic but we should have to probe the meaning if company LOGOS and accronnyms.!

This is product of deep thought.
Or is it by accident is the name of the owner of facebook "MARK" ? Just asking though
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 8:59am On Apr 11, 2013
dsaintJ4Real: Tu imagine! I sleep with my finger on NL a la PPA, i wake up,groping for my fone with my mind on the same thing, the first thing i do at work on my system is to refresh NL a la PPA sad shocked
Are those the symptoms of addiction undecided

B carefull ur 'work' is not turning into a "place of promiscous assignment"..----- just saying!
Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Users And 666 Mark by salaudol(m): 9:18pm On Apr 10, 2013
HmmNn!!!!!!!!!!!
Jokes Etc / Facebook Users And 666 Mark by salaudol(m): 6:26pm On Apr 10, 2013
facebook users and 666 mark.

I was in a deep thought today(there was no PHCN) when the word or betterstill company name 'facebook' meant something different to me.
Since we were told(but I didn't believe) that 666 'mark of beast will be written on foreheads of people during the last days of antichrist.

The bad thought now is that 'Facebook' might unknowingly be recruitting people for the last days when face will be written on as book with 666.

Or why did APPLE INC. Has a bitten apple as logo. Mocking human or promoting the day it all started.

God help me.
I am just thinking.

I do not mean panic but seriously we should be probing these things like y this logo, y this name, y this code e.t. C...m........
Jokes Etc / Facebook Users And 666 Mark by salaudol(m): 6:19pm On Apr 10, 2013
facebook users and 666 mark.

I was in a deep thought today(no PHCN) when the word or betterstill company name 'facebook' meant something different to me.
Since we were told(but I didn't believe) that 666 'mark of beast' will be written on people's forehead in the last days of antichrist.

The bad thought now is that 'Facebook' might unknowingly be recruitting people for the last days when faces will be written on as book with 666.

MD/CEO Facebook inc's name is MARK (coincidence)!!!!!!!

Or why did APPLE INC. Has a bitten apple as logo. Mocking human fall from GRACE or promoting the day it all started in the garden.

God help me.
I am just thinking.

Seriously I don't mean to create panic but we should have to probe the meaning if company LOGOS and accronnyms.

This is joke section right?

Stop the Panting!
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 5:52pm On Apr 10, 2013
Dear Mazi,,,
I am looking @ u right now.
U are online.
Any hope soon?


UIS,
Salaudol
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 6:32pm On Apr 08, 2013
salaudol: Mazi ! ! Oya now. Moonlight tins.

"Well, she took my precious hiv away."

'precious' or "previous"

Mazi abeg ooooo my precious nairalander.

Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 6:21pm On Apr 08, 2013
Mazi ! ! Oya now. Moonlight tins.

"Well, she took my precious hiv away."

'precious' or "previous"

Mazi abeg ooooo my precious nairalander.

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Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by salaudol(m): 8:50am On Apr 08, 2013
;DThis early Monday morning una dey ask for more. For office or where una dey? Anyway it is already evening in some places. Make Mazi sef go office and concentrate na. ****im oga na madam o*****
Politics / Re: Your Preferred Candidates For PDP And APC In 2015 Presidential Election by salaudol(m): 6:46pm On Mar 27, 2013
AkiNtola/awolowo. APC. Yardua/Ojukwu. PDP
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 7:16am On Mar 05, 2013
. I couldn't say anything but kept smiling like an oloye that was spending money on his newest catch.

Got me laughing out loud.
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 6:53pm On Mar 04, 2013
dsaintJ4Real: Wow,wat can i say that hasn't been said?? Mmmm,yes,! I read d entire story from begining to now...last nite,no blinking...I fink am lucky today is Sunday,since no update,I can rest...
Am new...any welcome party,rules,induction etc.?...lol
....yawns....sleepy....
Later,FF(fellow followers)

Plenty welcome to you bro. Am ur welcome committee

Take d front row and b glued to gluv and :HNB .

Enjoy the treat.but Mazi dey envy oooo
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 6:17pm On Mar 04, 2013
dsaintJ4Real: Wow,wat can i say that hasn't been said?? Mmmm,yes,! I read d entire story from begining to now...last nite,no blinking...I fink am lucky today is Sunday,since no update,I can rest...
Am new...any welcome party,rules,induction etc.?...lol
....yawns....sleepy....
Later,FF(fellow followers)

Plenty welcome to you bro. Am ur welcome commitee
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 8:52pm On Mar 02, 2013
maishot:


Bros, are u a learner?

Abeg, step up ur pace. We wan move go page 122 oh.

No time!!!


Yes! No time.
Anyway Mazi just told me his pastor gave him a day off @ church service tomorrow. He may be following. Sabath postponed.

I dey wait for everyone @ page 300!!!
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 11:08am On Mar 01, 2013
Ifilinwa: I no longer check the front page to know the latest news, all I do is go to Mazi's thread... SMH for misef.. Mazi caused it tho

Me too na!
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 10:59am On Mar 01, 2013
Martowskin: MAZI am sowi bt i tot oge did her registration b4 u nd she was in platoon 1 nt platoon 7. if ur platoon is havin match wit oge platoon, then it shld be platoon 1 nt platoon 7. Am enjoyin it all, just an observation Thank u...

The last number oN your KEG or worefa tag u are issued determined the platoon u belong to. Oge registered before the 'weirld one' but her last number was 7 which made her be in Platoon 7. Weirld one's number ended with 2.

Mazi,I dey follow u like say you go ask question later con share prize for winner.

I miss those codes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 9:29pm On Feb 26, 2013
grin
ULSHERLAN:
Oga you miss road ni. Maybe you think say na religion section you dey


Shey Cameroon still dey? Blunt head neighbors!! cry
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 3:13pm On Feb 23, 2013
I could imagine the ugly one's head trying to fall off while dancing. It most be his best morning in camp. Oh! Chief damn love attention.

@ Mazi, thank God it wasn't an official case or u would be decamped before u bleep Ms Enoh.

Urs truely,

A disciple.

SALAUDOL.
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 2:55pm On Feb 23, 2013
Countdown!

9 hours 9 minutes to sabbath.

Hmnn Mazi, Maazi, Maaazziii!!!
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 2:12pm On Feb 23, 2013
Mazi, no time na! Remember tommorrow is Sabbath.

Second sabbath in this thread.

10 more hours.
Literature / Re: NYSC: National Year Of Sex And Comfort <<<Adventure of the year: 2013 Awards >>> by salaudol(m): 11:27pm On Feb 21, 2013
He went ahead about the government efforts to support small scale enterprises. I wondered if it was not the same government that levies small shops like the barber's shop with all manner of levies; tax, environmental due, property rate, business premises levy, business permit and so on. Most times, you even have to pay to erect a sign post. Then your shop requires electricity to run it, you will spend all your income on fuel to power you generator, and the affordability of the fuel is something the same government was working hard to reduce by increasing its price


Pathetic nation of plenty criminalleader

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