₦airaland Forum

I'm experiencing too many deductions on my current account with this bank.

Being a food packaging company, try and send your staff handling the packaging operations for a food handler's test. Nassarawa general hospital can handle that for you. It's very important.
Congratulations on this feat...

Na forex dey pass now in this country.

The tittle of this movie should be the running of two Honourable men.

Offpoint1:
Even if she's found guilty, nothing will be done as far as Nigeria is concern. The best they will do is to sentence her to 14 years imprisonment in a conducive VIP prison room, then go throw the backdoor to grant her presidential pardon in a year or 2.

Until the youths start dishing out jungle justice as they do to hungry poor man that steals garri in the market, Nigeria will remain the same.

Politicians will never persecute their own because they know they are all guilty of same crime.

Jolly Nyame is a free man today.

The same with Joshua Dariye. Funny country, i dey tell you.

seunmsg:
It is not enough to fire Betta Edu. The Accountant General who honored that fraudulent request must also be sanctioned. In fact, the minister can be excused for being ignorant of the rules guiding the operation of special projects/programs account. However, the Accountant General who actually made the rules cannot be excused.

Those payments are not just fraudulent, they clearly violates extant regulations guiding public expenditure. Both the minister and the Accountant General should be sanctioned. I like Betty but I will not support this obvious fraud.

Ignorant of the rules. We are still playing in this country.

Naija na cruise.
One step forward, two steps backward.

Confused country.

Make una no go do pass una self, Israel no too dey take shit oo.

Armaggedon:
The thread should be titled 'Christmas of an emilokan voter'

Las las, notin go happen to Emefiele just like oda thieves wey we get for naija.

A very good place to buy car, if you get money.

Honestly, i don't know how they think.

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad.

Las las if naira no take time, e fit compete with Zimbabwean dollar.

Evil people in power.

May my plans of leaving this country come true, in Jesus name.

SeeWahala:
Average price of one way air ticket from lagos to South east = N250k

Average price of one way air ticket from lagos to kano state = N150k

Lagos to South east is 45 mins

Lagos to kano is over 1 hr

1 hr 20 mins average.

Obinnau:
Happy birthday Turaki Adamawa.

But I think it is time for you to retire from active politics.

You should no longer aspire be the face of Nigerian leadership. Train younger ones to be leaders of tomorrow. That way history will be kinder to you.

He is Waziri Adamawa.

Defenders, over to you. Food don done.

Nigerians should not expect any meaningful result from this man.
He won only 48.68% of all matches played as the head coach during his career.

NFF have scammed Nigerians again.

Even devil go shock at this man's action.

Wow, i now know better.

Sadly, the judgement can't be reversed.

They will ignore the message and attack the messenger.
They can shamelessly defend anything.

Dadsuy:
Is either you are dumb or illiterate or both
May your home be invaded and all your generation turn to slaves since you don't have any humanity in you.

Death to all terrorists. If e pain you, enter motor go join HAMAS.

TAKE AWAY: No do pass yourself.

HAMAS don get customer that is willing to either sell or buy.

DEATH TO ALL TERRORISTS!

Kill all terrorists, never spare them.

Some states were unable to pay the initial #18,000 na #35k dey go pay??
Naija is a joke.

If the bride no take time, dis ones go scatter her home oo.

Some people will not like this.

Some male actors in this country are always having rough time with their finances more than their female counterparts.

They should heavily save for the rainy days.

The level of joke in this country is very high..