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king arizona: Loooool... Tot I was the only 1 that observes it.... They like forming 21th century chicks(omo aje_ butter), nonsense


But as for me, when ever the priest say "LET US OFFER TO EACH OTHER THE SIGH OF PEACE" and u are a girl and u bring out 1, 2 or 3 fingers to shake me instaed of using your full hands, I'll just grab it, hold it tight and press it with my strong palm. They'll be so vex when they look at me and I'll just wink or smile at them (wetin u go do me nothing, abi u go slap me, no be inside church we dey? Make MOD n police carry u comot 4 church) so, next time you'll learn how to give I good hand shake loool


NONSENSE GIRLS

"STRONG HANDS" that's the problem. But bro you bad oo.

tobechi20: Whenever i approach people with hostile face, i simply ignore them and withdraw my hand.

On three occassions , they inquired why i shunned them........i told them plainly... I DONT SHAKE PEOPLE WHO SQUEESE THEIR FACE. IT IS A SIGN OF PEACE NOT A SIGN OF WAR.

Am taking sides with you. Yea not signs of war.

italo: Good observation. I guess they are just forming "dont get any ideas."

No we are not! Just a bit disturbed that its time to jam rough hands again.

boik: @Nonso: lol! I think I like this your move, and will surely apply it from time to time. Na by force now!

Somebody dey find slap for church.

Bet2020: Good observation @Op... I have been wonrdering why such do happen with our gals....maybe, gals n ladies in da hse shld explain it to us.

Check out perhaps your palms are too strong for their liking. You can try palm softening cream.

boik: I have noticed over the years that many of our fellow Catholic girls find it difficult to offer a good or proper handshake when the Priest says 'let us offer each other the sign of peace'. Many of them just reluctantly offer you their hostile fingertips and keep a straight face. At times I can't seem to understand what they feel like. The guys are always willing to offer the gesture. I don't know but I think if a Pastor in a Protestant Church says something like that everybody(girls and boys) will key in fully and cheerfully. Our Catholic girls why na??

Nothing, learn to manage it. Half loaf is better than non.

What are these guys talking about?

Damex333: :O :O

Yea big bro.

Opened page 300.
*As if they knew I just clocked 300 years*

Bonaciano: get concentrate avoid mis matching rite

You wan use me shine for NL abi?

Don't forget how I used to flog you.

This is full blown madness!!
Thanks to the son, the only reasonable person among them.

It's actually the men who go after these ladies, yet the silly irresponsible ladies yield to their demands and still continue even when they realise his married. SMH.

Height of wickedness.

Ok

This is one reason why most hospitals in Nigeria deserve to be closed down.

Syncan: Correct! A church still exists at the site " Our lady of pillars". The story was attested to as true by the renowned mystic, Mary of agreda. Her book, city of God, is a must read for every catholic.

Hmmm I gerrit!

Bro, more kweshions when you come online.
*waiting*

woky: off to wrk, wil b bak in 6hrs time.. Do hav a nice day

You too.

As one friend often visits another, going to bid him good morning and good night, and looking in upon him at times during the day, so should you often visit Jesus his sacrament, and offer his precious blood many times in each visit to the Eternal Father, and you will see that your love will increase marvelously by these visits........St. Mary Magdalen de' Pazzi.

Good morning brethren.

woky: let me manage tea dis mornin if am bak 4rm wrk, i wil cook j.rice

Berra

Bonaciano: Good morning house
iam new here

*gives him a knock on the head*

So you later came here. Welcome.

woky: nay Choi.!! f9 u mean

No, G10

ATMC: ok. consider ur body, you dont want to abuse it.

Ok sis.

woky: i try na

Nay bro.

woky: lolz.. The only food i knw hw to cook is beans(my best food) @least i try na.

Only beans and you are praising youself! SMH.
When your sister returns, ask her to teach you.

ATMC: serious? what work do u?

A medical Lab Scientist. Presently on call.

Joshthefirst: ^^
To me. Oga obadiah is a respectable man. And an efficient moderator of this section.

A respectable comedian he is.

ATMC: ...then u'll hit ur bed!

Maybe, if I have the time. If not , it's all work till I return to work. God help me sha.

woky: tnk God for dat.. Whr ar u nw?

Still in the office. Will be going home in an hour's time.

woky: mornin hw was ur nyt?

Not bad.

ATMC: beautiful save fot the dreams how was urs?
@leatherface whats good?

Dreams? Hmmm.
Mine was good *that's if I actually slept at all*

I have but only one religion, and that religion is "LOVE"
Best quote ever!!!

He's been so faithful. Yes he is.