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Rich4god:
No pictures... Abi non of us attended.

I did. At Okpara Square Enugu and truly this is the most exhausting Christ the King procession I've joined. I didn't take pictures. Parishes were still arriving by 5pm and the crowd won't even let me see road.
Any other year I will be privillaged to be in Enugu during Christ the King, I will be better prepared.

It was grace filled, seeing "the world" glorifying God in one accord.

Syncan:
Bia SalC, amaala ga-apu igwe gi ugbua. Is Kamsified a he? E don reach stingy now you say na he.

Meanwhile, Christ is King.

A splendid day ahead to all.

Lol but the original writer is a he....V.I.C OKEKE.

Indeed Christ is the supreme King.

Happy Sunday to you and your entire village.

Christ is indeed the supreme king

Am just imagining what the man was feeling like inside that gutter

Thank God he is still alive. And our news outlets can't verify simple news before publishing. That's too bad.

Rich4god:
soon... I no want the biblical kind of soon...

So you are now having issues with biblical timing because of chicken?

Kamsified:
Good evening brethren
Special christmas announcement please


*I Have begun my annual Distribution of Christmas Gifts (chickens) for Families & Friends. The earlier the better, abi no be so?* �
*Please meet the requirements below to get yours*

1. Submit your Birth Certificate (Original Copy).

2. Primary school certificate must be presented.

3. One Valid Identification Card.

4. Police Report that you have never committed any crime in your life.

5. International Passport (if you don’t have one, go and get it).

6. Marriage Certificate (if married)

7. Consent Of Parents (for those below 17yrs).

8. Picture of us together (to prove that we are close).

9. 4 Copies Of 2×2 passport pictures (blue background).

10. Report Card/Result sheet (for students and undergraduates only).

11. Provide Drivers' license (if any)

12. Send your bank details to convince me you have what it takes to cook the chicken . . . (I want my chickens to die honourably).

13. Write an Essay explaining why I should give you the Xmas present (not less than 800 words, with proper margin, correct English grammar and right use of punctuation and interjections.)

14. Your BVN number and ATM pin will also be needed.

*Pls, I beg you . . . use GREEN pen…*

*NB- Submit your application on or before December 20 for the gift.*
*2 big chickens await you . . . (home delivered)
Signed

*V.I.C. OKEKE ESQ*

The new father Xmas in town.
Biko gwazikwa ndi ozo

The writer of this is very stingy. The money you will spend to get all the requirement is enough to buy 50 chickens.
Why would I do same for just two chickens?
Kamsified please go and tell him we don't need the chickens.

optimist25:
What's the capital of qatar?

Doha

This is one seemingly shocking revelation that didn't shock me. I already knew that. Even had to aguement on Bern being the Federal City of Switzerland with someone recently.

Thanks for the information.

nyabinghi:
pakistan is karachi not islamabad, india is new delhi

No, the capital of Pakistan is actually Islamabad.

Pamtoye:
@ op...Yamoussoukro ain't cote d'voirs capital city.... it's Abidjan..Yamoussoukro was former capital and also Rio d jainero is Brazil's capital city.. Brasilia was former capital...

You are wrong, the OP is very correct.

hurricaneChris:
I was very privileged yesterday to be among the four persons who carried the statue of Blessed Virgin Mary. During the rosary procession to mark end of October devotion in my parish.

Infact my year was made up.

God don finally pick your call. Thank God for you.

Dear Pchinak may the grace of God be sufficient for you in all you do, may he cause you to be a blessing to your generation and show you his mercy through Christ our Lord.

Kamsified dear, God in his infinite goodness will beautify your life and endow you with every good thing needed to excel in your endeavors through Christ our Lord.

Hisduchess dear, may you always be guided by God to do exploits, and may God's grace be sufficient for you through Christ our Lord.

Aizenosa may God richly bless you and show you his favour always through Christ our Lord

Kamsified and Rich4god, you two are hilarious.

Ubenedictus may the Lord perfect everything that concerns you and cause you to excel beyond measures through Christ our Lord.

Syncan dearie, May God take care of all that concerns you, may he give you reasons to smile daily and protect your going out and coming in through Christ our Lord.

Dear btoks may God bless you and be by your side to guide and protect you and your family through Christ our Lord

HurricaneChris, I pray that God should bless your endeavors and cause you to accomplish that which you commenced.

Be richly blessed
Be abundantly favoured through Christ our Lord.

jnrbayano:
May God earnestly grant me my heart desires now and always

God your maker will take delight in blessing you, He will grant that which your heart desire and cause you to be a blessing to your generation through Christ out Lord.

Happy Sunday brethren, wishing us all the best.

Kamsified:
Lol give me biko. I'll take double dose if u don't mind

Double dose is over dose.

Kamsified:
I was a lay reader that year before stress begin rush us

This stress that is rushing you, I have antidote for it.

Rich4god may the Lord be pleased to grant your prayer and innermost heart desires through Christ our Lord.

Chikk I pray the good Lord to grant every of your prayer request and better things for you and your family.

Belated happy birthday to you. Wish you the very best.

Kamsified:
I was hoping you'd answer chikk' s question as to whether you're a priest; and u went spiritual as usual.
Smh

Hoping?

You will have to hope for a loooooong time.

He never answers.

Syncan:
Chai, aka apukwala gi

So you can be this scared?

Syncan:
No, let it burn. This fire is good. Thanks dearie.

Ok

Syncan:
So Ubenedictus na trouble stirrer?

That's his second name

Syncan:
Nne throw me for soft ground o.

There is no soft ground anywhere close.