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stunningjudy:
I'm soooo happy, people join me and thank God and Mother Mary for this easter gift they blessed me with.
I started a 54 days rosary novena which is still on and I kept on praying for a job to keep myself busy before nysc in September. I told Mother Mary that if I can't go for service in May then she should bless me with a job because I won't be jobless by may 1st. I did about 2 interviews and didn't get called, last week I saw an ad and sent my CV, I did a phone interview then had another discussion with the lady on easter Monday. The lady didn't call me yesterday, I was just weak because I had missed 2 jobs already. Infact I refused to bath yesterday until 4pm(I was mourning)..lol. I sent the lady an email stating that I'm still waiting for her. By 10pm last night she asked me to see her today and when I went we discussed again and she said I have the job and asked when I could start. I was just too happy because he frustration of sitting at home and getting fat was becoming too much.
Again, saying the rosary with FAITH didn't disappoint me.

Congratulations dear, may the name of the Lord be praised and honour to our blessed mother.

Your testimony is inspiring .

Just reading

Aizenosa:
Happy Easter brethren

Same to you beloved,

Kamsified:
Oghene!!! Salc did you see this?

Justjify please comfirm this statement coming from your neighbor

Am still trying to understand it

striktlymi:
Cooking ke?

I am not like some of the male species here who don't know the difference between a pot and a plate.

I cook good!

Species like the gigantic live chicken cooking Jnrbayano

Btw you are now giving high hopes to Kamsified, let me not later hear that there was a little mistake and the food didn't taste as good as planed when she finally eats it or....

Kamsified:
Same to you Honey pie but you didn't say anything about the cooking part

Please don't make Jnrbayano develop hypertension

Kamsified:

14 years no be beans o

*falls from iroko tree* tell them o

jnrbayano:
Hmmm!

Sweetheart everywhere. Others are now Aku-inu heart.

Lol I've never seen anyone as jealous as you

Kamsified:
We can't allow him near that kitchen again.

Seminary here he comes

What if he is willing to learn? Won't we help him?

Kamsified:
I'm not the first to do that na. Ask uncle Thomas

Welcome back ma queen

It's always great having you around mi sweetheart

Kamsified:
Syncan knows where they're selling the forms
I'll give u dawadawa too when u're leaving

He will have to live apart with his uziza and dawadawa as his only companions

Kamsified:
If I hear jnrbayano enters kitchen to cook nonsense food again Seems you've forgotten the last time the guy cooked live chicken for Christmas


Dear jnrbayano, please call peppyluv02, she's done cooking. Go n join her biko

Chai see finishing the guy read "cooked a living chicken" ! Mystery if you ask me

Kamsified:
Who am I seeing here?!

*Wakes up from my nap*
*Washes my face once*
*Washes my face again*
*Grabs my glasses to see clearly*
*comes closer to touch her before I believe*
*Checks her rib area to comfirm*
*feels her hair whether it's real*
*hugs her whether she'll disappear*


Rich4god please come n confirm if this your mumsy true true before I welcome her cos adonblivit

Kamsified you will not kill me o
All these just for confirmation? Lol

jnrbayano:
Have you not wondered why I seek refuge down there?

4.5 horsepower Air-conditioner is down there. It is well fortified such that even 20 SalCs won't be able to enter it.

Btw am curious are you and Striktlymi acting out a script?

striktlymi:
Lol!

Jnrbayano is a hard task master.

I concur! That guy isn't smiling at all.

Rich4god:
Is it just me or have anyone noticed that anytime we are having novena or celebrating a great feast like all saints, easter and co, there must be someone that will come up from no where and start derailing the thread. Worst is that the mods aren't doing anything about it.

Yeah and we should keep ignoring them

striktlymi:
Done!


#Hope I got that request right.

#sure, #exactly #yourheaddeydia.

Looking radiant and slimmer. Looks like Jnrbayano made a great impact afterall.

Thanks!

bluerange:
Heading out...don't worry l will eat an extra roasted chicken thigh on your behalf....ndu echichi

Approved and permitted

bluerange:
l didn't want my family to see how deft l had become with the knife before dem begin to suspect!

Suspect you of becoming cruel?

Well I used to kill those when I was young but now that am old, am not sure I can still do that

And where is my Syncan on Easter day?

striktlymi:
Happy Easter to you too brah

@SalC Happy Easter and all.

Your face anew for an Easter wish, is that too much to ask?

Happy Easter to you too dear

woky:
Oya see Woky here..

emmm.. I hear say INEC don turn u to 'male' as NL take turn u 4rm Sal C to SalC chai!

As if na only me waka come o.

Happy Easter jare

Rich4god:
And then I thought she would change after a long beak.. :p

Hope say you don't cook... Me and my zing are coming over for easter lunch..

Lol sure na don't you trust your mumsy anymore? Your food is ready already

jnrbayano:
I just remembered.

Your son Rich4God is good with drinks/wines.

*whispers into her left ear*

Ask him for me. Remember Cana in Galilee.

My son ain't no Jesus, he doesn't turn water into wine so sip your water joor

Rich4god:
Message from salc.... She and her numerous children wishes hirricanchris a very wonderful birthday day celebration... May you continue to find favour in the presence of our heavenly father...

Now this is my son!

Kamsified:
Hu hep me see Salc?

She was last seen on March 24

But she is here now looking for you

bluerange:
Remember my Novitiate days, when we used to kill goats for our use. people were often shocked that we do the killing, roasting, cleaning and cutting all by ourselves but when l visit home l behave as if l can not kill and dress a chicken!

Now that is called being tricky

jnrbayano:
Liquor Liqueur

Liquor

jnrbayano:
See Gbedu Chai! Chai!! and Chai again and again!

Anyone knows how I can procure a seminary form for Adult Education?

Can I come with Uziza leaves too?

Disqualified on arrival, imagine coming to school with uziza leave