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italo:
Don't worry. I don't care whether I'm nailed or not.

I'm just glad to say what I feel.

Jokes apart, I support you full time.

Rich4god:
lol... Is it realy uben behind dis handle... Salc, we still dey come ur chapter...

Forget that one joor

Ubenedictus:
surely salc recognises the tone and voice.

SURE! SUERER!! SUREST!!! Are you ok now?

Rich4god:
hmmm... If this is a crime scene investigation, with the above, the culprit must have been found, arrest made and investigation closed... No need to look for more evidence, he has already confessed...

Lol are you a prosecutor?

italo:
Babestell, don't mind all these story mongers.

Something happened on Youth Harvest day, two Sundays ago.

I spotted someone in ACSHL polo shirt with "babestell" at the back. You need to see how my eyes lit up and my heart beat faster.

All I thought about was to walk up to you, tap you from behind, shine my 32 teeth and spend a good number of seconds in your warm embrace (and you know you've got what can make a brother wanna rest in that hug)....

Then I walked closer, only to find that it wasn't you wearing the shirt.

Why did you play that trick on me?

*all of una wey spread mat...make una dey observe siesta go o.

That must be heartbreaking, babestell you really need to make it up to italo

Ubenedictus:
the part two has started already. It begins with italo climbing mountains(hills), crossing rivers(streams) and slayin dragons(goats) to be with his dearest chikitita.

This is way too hilarious

Syncan:
Can I hear somebarry say Alleluia!

ALLELUIA!!!

Ubenedictus:
we know,


now share your testimony!

You know it already

Syncan:
Italo In smokie's voice.*for 2(4) yrs have been leaving next door to aliceBabestell* Love song Tinz

You really are a wonderful composer

italo:
I have never seen the walls of a seminary, not even while passing by.

The name is italo's but the tone and voice sound like Syncan's. Did you two swap your moniker?

italo:
I think I have this regret that she was there in my parish all the time and we weren't really friends...just acquaintances, then I got meet an amazing Catholic girl on nairaland, who now lives in PH, only to find out, she had been next to me for years.

Forgive me...I tend to be very soft...in certain matters.

Oh this really touched me

Ubenedictus:
she wan hid her case for under italo own. We no gree, u must testify about the goodness of the Lord.

Actually the Lord has been too good to me

Rich4god:
nope... We had carry over in it... So will still be re-visited...

No way! That case is closed

Rich4god:
e don dey sweet u abi... Remember say we never close ur own chapter...

Lol my chapter done finish o, na italo/babestell chapter we dey now

Ubenedictus:
i believe you dear

*smiles*
sibling in the love, oh! Sorry i mean sibling in the lord.

Seconded

Kamsified:

Just a passerby saying hi

*Whispers to Rich4god* I think Italo and Babestell are siblings 
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italo:
Yes, my African chikito. I am/was (I dunno exactly) an active member of CYON. Being in various committees including Parish Youth Fellowship.

Also active with Catholic Faith Forum film show.

You!!! Now I know who "babestell" is.

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babestell:
Booqee better love me more or I will make your marriage miserable. Italo is always my baby boy and he does what his mama wants 

On another note, I think you misunderstand the statement by the great saint. If you truly love Christ as you say then already the chief portion of your heart would be given to him. Then the the chief portion of the remainder shld go to Our Lady. Does this make it any better

Syncan:
Oya make una come, tory don land. I no talk anything sha.

Chai who can beat this? Evidence berekete for here o.

Now the season 1 begins

Kamsified:
In uben's voice, Italo should come and share his testimony

And you said you are not a comedian

babestell:
Madam you wan use my own medicine on me?.....
I know how to accuse falsely o!,......just ask Syncan and his wife (whom he is denying)

*falls from iroko tree*

Kamsified:
Ayaff laugh tire today o
Una no go kill me for this thread.smh
You've got to love this family

All join na

Kamsified:
Btw Madam salc I greet you dearest.

I hail you my princess.

Kamsified:
1.And we all know that since Italo left the seminary, he's been looking for wife
2.You also notice that they always know something about each other
3. it's either she's the one Italo is zooming or they are siblings but I prefer fiancé cos it's more romantic

Gbam! You are in the spirit

Kamsified:
Just a passerby saying hi

*Whispers to Rich4god* I think Italo and Babestell are siblings

Or maybe they are about to get married, it's not often you hear Italo say he's missing someone, besides; the tone sounds more romantic

Ubenedictus:
who dey accuse you?

They know themselves

babestell:
Favourite saint is St Augustine...because he was a sinner who made a u turn. When I turn 30...I will do my own u turn like him

Lol this your resolution though, are you kidding me

You did not choose me, but I chose you and appointed you so that you might go and bear fruit—fruit that will last—and so that whatever you ask in my name the Father will give you. John 15:16

Today we are praying for Syncan

May all our prayers for you today find favour in the sight of God through Christ our Lord.

Good morning brethren and do have aa fruitful day ahead

Goodnight Sisters, I've got to go now

bluerange:
There is joke amongst religious, that if you don't have a mbaise person in your congregation, una never start!

Lol

Kamsified:
Eiyaa sorry na
If we don't accuse you falsely, who will

Don't worry on a good day I will fire my own bullet. I no fit shout

bluerange:
You have not gone to Mbaise where seeing 2/3 siblings in the religious life is nothing new!

Ah those people really have a large number of religious

bluerange:
lf you hear gists of vocation stories, your mouth will remain open!

Seriously I've heard few funny ones though

Kamsified:
My queen I'm loyal than ever
How was your day sunshine?

My day was good safe for few accusations and counter accusations