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Sports / Re: Benzema Support For Palestine Sparks Uproar In France by salem1996: 9:58am On Oct 19, 2023
Chatgpt:
MO salah is more brilliant with his use of words

Who will not like Salah with those words.
I support Israel as a person, I don't like Liverpool (Adawa wise), I don't like Salah becuse he deh dribble my players like zombie at times, but you see his post yesterday?, It just made me love that guy and support him. He never seems to take side
Foreign Affairs / Re: Israeli Navy Unit Shooting Hamas Terrorists At Sea (Video) by salem1996: 3:58pm On Oct 17, 2023
Kubernetes:

Did u know that;

1..The total population of Israel is 9.3M.

2..Of the above population, 1.7m are Muslims representing 18% while Christians are just 185,000 equivalent to 1.9%. While Jewish religion adherents have about 73.6% of the total population.

3..From the above figures, it could be seen that Israeli Muslims are nine times more than Israeli Christians in Israel.

4..The Israeli Defense Force has an army of 169,500 (active personnel). Of this number, only 150 are Christians while Muslims are 606, the rest are Jewish Adherents.
5.. 40% of #Jerusalem are Palestinians.

As the War rages, know that people are dying and only the bigots will pray for Palestinians to be wiped or the Israel to be wiped.

Just after Hamas attacked Israel, you didn't come up with these statistics, not until it goes against your wish that you suddenly bring up statistics. Meanwhile, Israel is not fighting against the Palestinian that's why they allow movement and evacuation. The war is against Terrorists and you know them.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Will You Accept This Job Offer Or Turn It Down To Travel Abroad by salem1996: 1:46pm On Oct 16, 2023
TheOldGods:
this one is living in delulu island grin

A lot of em typing that rubish probably just borrowed credit to subscribe their phones.

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Sports / Re: Sheikh Jassim Withdraws Bid To Buy Manchester United. by salem1996: 10:37pm On Oct 14, 2023
Vinnie2000:

Hmmm,

Manchester Utd Aka NGOZI United according to Slawormiir! ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„

Only God knows where that Dude is! ๐Ÿคจ

I really miss him online

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Sports / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo Sentenced To 99 Lashes For Hugging A Woman While Taking Photo by salem1996: 3:17pm On Oct 14, 2023
99thEnemy:

Ronaldo shouldn't become a fugitive..

He should take accountability for his actions. He should be a role model for justice. grin

Role model abi rope more deaths nii grin grin grin
If them try am, both their imams and the lawyers fit chop beating by fans
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Say Israeli Planes Dropped Flyers Warning Them To Evacuate by salem1996: 4:06pm On Oct 12, 2023
lexy2014:


U are confident in your ignorance
Na you even get time deh remind am how ignorant he deh...

Just leave am make him deh do emotional script for there by the time e finish, then remind am to go study Geography and History.

Someone said Isreal is yet to NUKE Gaza after six days...
See how dull and shallow some people in this forum can be. Simple word NUKE, he don't know but can use it anyhow
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Say Israeli Planes Dropped Flyers Warning Them To Evacuate by salem1996: 4:03pm On Oct 12, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
They already did. It's Day 6 and Isreal is yet to snatch victory and death is defeating both sides every day.

With the rhetorics of PM Netanyahu, you would have thought wiping away Gaza would take 3 days and Hamas would have been roundly defeated by now. Hamas is so tiny against Israel by all standards yet Isreal is seriously struggling to defeat them. They destroyed Gaza yet all we see are destroyed houses so where is Hamas?

Some of Una deh very embarrassing seriously.

With this your comment, it shows you don't even know who is fighting against Israel and who Isreal is fighting against
Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Say Israeli Planes Dropped Flyers Warning Them To Evacuate by salem1996: 3:57pm On Oct 12, 2023
Babalola0920:
This is so horrible to say SIR 87years ago there's no country in the world with the name ISRAEL until it was force into the throat of Palestinian people but still they accept them and now they're occupying, harassing's, arresting, & k!lling of Palestinians EU Including you yourself was silent when all this is going on the lands of the people that take them in as host isn't that insane, now they shocked the world by surprise after so much rage, advocacy, petition now you come out and support them openly. well i know from the start that this is a RELIGION WAR but incase you people are wondering what will come out of it.. I can bet you the world will be shock by the outcome... GOD doesn't support hypocrite even if the person been oppress is an atheist GOD will never supports the wrongdoer !

So, by this note you just put up there and by the nature in which the war started, who is the wrong-doer and how?

Answer then you'll see how God should back Israel base on your words
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard's Records At Chelsea by salem1996: 8:08pm On Oct 10, 2023
jamesversion:
Arsenal fans hate Hazard.

I can relate... At least the goal he punished them with cheesy cheesy cheesy dribbling even the goalkeeper and ball boys and fans included cheesy cheesy wink. He kept the ball closed to the post and entered the dressing room to drink some Juice and came back yet none of them had reached the post to clear the ball so he scored.....


Wow I just woke up from my dream grin grin grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Venezuela President : Israel Is Committing โ€˜Genocideโ€™ Against Palestinian People by salem1996: 5:48pm On Oct 10, 2023
VOsimhen144:
Nigerian Boko-haram should kindly throw bomb ๐Ÿ’ฃ at Israel ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ I want to quickly check something grin grin

Mugu grin grin
Sports / Re: Arsenal Considering Offering Jesus In Deal To Sign Osimhen by salem1996: 5:04pm On Oct 10, 2023
Careente7:
๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

If only I deh work for FOX News as their editor cheesy cheesy

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Crime / Re: Alleged Murder: Police Declares Benjamin Nnanyerugo (killaboi) Wanted by salem1996: 4:58pm On Oct 10, 2023
Westerhoffe:
When they'd keep running after bad guys, that's the result.

Interacted with a couple of ladies recently and I was highly discouraged and disappointed that only 1 out of 45 is not into hookup.

Even that 1 too is still under probation.


Honestly this is kind of highly disappointing of our ladies these days.
angry




angry

And Nigerian girls are good at what? undecided

You had better not piss me off this evening.
angry

Am a pastor by calling. I remember one time while preaching I said that our generation will have more divorce issues and marital woes than any other. The reason being that we pay attention to what we see than what we need and should pursue after.
Sports / Re: Eden Hazard Retires From professional football At 32 by salem1996: 1:44pm On Oct 10, 2023
Badgers14:


The honor is in his bank account and trophy cabinet grin
Alaye... This your comment and picture is tan ;Dtalising

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Considering Offering Jesus In Deal To Sign Osimhen by salem1996: 6:55am On Oct 10, 2023
Taku555:
Oya, call him and tell him to go to your club. I wonder why Chelsea and United fans think good things should happen to them alone. You guys can't finish above us in the next ten years plus

Be calming down... Ten years kwaaa, no be Arsenal again; a great Elephant ๐Ÿ˜ always hanging in a tiny broom cheesy grin

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Sports / Re: Arsenal Considering Offering Jesus In Deal To Sign Osimhen by salem1996: 6:53am On Oct 10, 2023
The headline of the deal should be ' Arsenal betrays Jesus' cheesy
Crime / Re: Ex-Convict Bags 12 Years Jail Term For $1.4 Million Fraud by salem1996: 7:18am On Oct 07, 2023
Is it for Eba cry

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Sports / Re: Sir Alex Ferguson's Wife, Cathy, Is Dead At 84 by salem1996: 8:53pm On Oct 06, 2023
hisexcellency34:
I hope it's not Onana's mistakes that killed the old woman

Some of Una for this forum no go make heaven If I go get chance make list for heaven's candidates grin grin cheesy
Celebrities / Re: โ€œi'm Not Naira Marley Oโ€ - Nigerian Man Cries Out On The Social Media(pics,vid) by salem1996: 8:36pm On Oct 06, 2023
Beremx:
This one is Onitsha version of Naira Marley.
Werey you better don't walk around Lagos because sorry is your name. Even before you say you are not Naira Marley when dem catch you, your stammering won't save you. grin grin

nlfpmod come and see something

cheesy grin grin grin this your thoughts eh
Celebrities / Re: โ€œi'm Not Naira Marley Oโ€ - Nigerian Man Cries Out On The Social Media(pics,vid) by salem1996: 8:35pm On Oct 06, 2023
Femich18:
You better go cut your hair. Them go Don use punch rearrange your teeth before you talk

grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad Vomited, Developed Goosebumps After Three Injections โ€“ CP by salem1996: 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2023
Ms202309:
cool



Now idiots on Nairaland can rest

cheesy wink wink this your comment gets audience sha cheesy
Crime / Re: 3 Teenage Armed Robbers Arrested In Warri, Delta; 2 Locally Made Guns Recovered by salem1996: 2:16pm On Oct 05, 2023
Kharol1234:
Children were suppose they school

Not their fault, many Nigerian youths believe "school na scam" because their lord and master sang it. Just get money anyhow and by all means is the anthem now, sadly, even many parents welcome the idea too.

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Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by salem1996: 6:36pm On Oct 02, 2023
Funflipper:


It will mess up your transmission.

It's my Dad's car... Iffa buy mine, I may be tempted to do it .... That thing is always on my mind whenever am driving cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Fulham Vs Chelsea - (0 - 2) On 2nd October 2023 by salem1996: 6:33pm On Oct 02, 2023
mrnate:
If Fulham lose I'll be surprised grin grin grin

Mugu grin cheesy
Foreign Affairs / Re: Slovakia: Pro-Russian Party, DSD Wins Parliamentary Elections by salem1996: 9:21am On Oct 02, 2023
jmoore:


Russia and Ukraine are fighting, not USA.

Remove God from your post. You don't even know who is fighting.

Don't know yo act as though Ukraine is a holy nation. You wonder why Israel ain't giving a hood on Ukraine? Go and find out...

Americans know why they are backing Ukraine. Even some democrats and citizens are tired of the war.

I remember when a NATO official one time said, "we may soon grow weary of the war" (paraphrase)

U ever wonder why they don't get serious on the CSU case about Tinubu?
Wonder why they admitted falsehood on the elections?
Find out

I don't support the war, Russia has always been a country I admire long before the war, I wish the war stopped, but, the reason the war is going on is simply because of US and EU.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Slovakia: Pro-Russian Party, DSD Wins Parliamentary Elections by salem1996: 9:17am On Oct 02, 2023
JuanDeDios:

You mean God has been helping Putin mass-murder Ukrainians and set fire to homes? Hmm.

Same God that helped Ukraine and Nazis to massacre the Jews...
Autos / Re: How To Quickly Stop Your Car When The Brake Fails by salem1996: 10:15pm On Oct 01, 2023
UncleKoboko:
shocked
IF NA AUTOMATIC GEAR AND YOU WANT TO SEE YOUR ANCESTORS IN A FLASH, SWITCH THE GEAR TO "P" PARK...


Thank me later grin grin grin

I sometimes will international want to switched to P to see what will happen whenever an on 100 spedoo ....

grin grin

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Politics / Re: Telecom Service Disruption Imminent As States Threaten Base Station Shutdown by salem1996: 11:47am On Sep 26, 2023
Mubby4luv:
It has started already.. MTN behaving like Glo since last week, I'm tired.

Oh, I thought I was the only one. I started blaming my Redmi 10C till I realised the phone is faultless in regard to my accusations against it cheesy

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Education / Re: 15-Year-Old Kenyan Student Commits Suicide In Classroom, Leaves Suicide Note by salem1996: 11:43am On Sep 26, 2023
michael1508:

You too dey calm down boss,she's a girl and not a boy grin
I deh wonder wetin some of em deh rush go find for comment box without reading grin grin now the correcter has become the correctee cheesy

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Religion / Re: The Gift I Received That Changed My Life Forever by salem1996: 2:03pm On Sep 24, 2023
Elsudani2:
The worst gift is to give birth to helinues

Easy easy easy.... grin grin grin
E never reach fight na
Politics / Re: Why Nigeriaโ€™s Refineries Will Never Work โ€“ Obasanjo by salem1996: 10:48am On Sep 05, 2023
GeneralPula:

Restructuring is a scam bro! Donโ€™t fall for it! What exactly do we want to restructure? Do you remember Vision 2020 scam?

The best thing we can do is to go back to regionalism! To me, this is the best solution. We were using it before and it worked for us!

SW Governorโ€™s have been calling for the regionalism but other part of the county are still quiet. We should go back to regionalism then things can change. Imagine we go back to regionalism and:

Fashola is to be western leader premier..
Donald duke to be southern leader premier..
Kwankwaso to be northern leader premier..
Dave Umahi to be eastern leader premier..

I believe this is the only significant thing we can do, any other thing aside from that is like fetching water inside basket..

Only your comment and that of the guy you quoted makes meaning to me.

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Sports / Re: Meet South African Player, Minnies, Who Looks Like Brazilโ€™s Ronaldinho by salem1996: 7:50pm On Sep 04, 2023
richidinho:
Yea

Ronaldinho visited SA in 2001, i'm not saying the lady is dinho's daughter anyway grin grin

Yes, I believe you grin you are not saying she's his daughter, but you are saying he can be the father
Family / Re: Why Do Marriage Of Uneducated Couples Last Longer Than The Educated Ones? by salem1996: 8:08pm On Sep 02, 2023
I hope by education you don't mean celebrities and men of influence. Not all of em are educated.
Secondly, you can be educated in one field and completely ignorant in another. A lot of people focus on building a career and making money, forgetting that marriage is an institution that has control even on the career they tried to build. Celebrities have made it look like pastoral teachings on marriage are old stuffs, and eduction has been redefined to mean making money so the average person thinks of marriage immediately he gets money but don't think of the needed knowledge about marriage.
Our old parents pay attention to preachers, so whether educated or not, they seems to be less of ignorance in terms of understanding marriage and walked according to what they learn.

Today
Boys just make money to find
Girls with beauty fosters by foundation nd plaster on their faces,
Keep sleeping around till they feel they want to get married,
Then they find a court that grants them go ahead and up they go,
Only to realized there's more than meet the eye.

I have a beautiful family where Dad is on his masters, mum is educated too and meeeen my prayer has been "Lord, I want a family like this"

Dad will always put mum first after God, mum will always put Dad first after God. I've never ever heard em shout at each other sefffffff
Mum said they do have small small quarrels sha grin but e no deh pass 2 minutes shout and next thing, them don deh disturb the house with children play cheesy cheesy kiss

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