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Juliet25:
Hi,
Tnks
But can't check balance

Dial either of
*559*4#
*559*78# or
*559*63#

To check the last 2 is if you have an active sub b4 applying

maasoap:
If he wasn't there, the bullet that killed him would have killed another person.
You're a police officer or probably a stakeholder in this incident.

I guess so as well

All this his comments are irrational

menstrualpad:
My position remains unchanged. He was an idiot for joining the protests.
I guess you'll be writing the exams from your location.

Now I see who u really are
God will help u.

U still have d gut to quote my location

Who tells u that my Location when I created NL account is where I am currently.


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WARNING: Analyse me at your own peril


You sef Look at yourself among all the comments hereon this thread

u happen to b d odd one out.

RECEIVE SENSE bro.!

menstrualpad:
He was an idiot. What was he doing in a protest when he should be getting ready for the so called exams. No sympathy to waste

I am not really surprised at ur manner, ur name says it all @menstrualpad !!!

Can u imagine!!!!

U're really a menstrual pad for being so heartless & ranting foolishly here upon hearing d death of a fellow human being.
If if ur avowed enemy dies, y should at least feel for him

It's unfortunate that the guy was my department & level mate & a dearing friend that we were in d same class together for a lecture last week.
Aside d fact that we had a lot if great moments together for the past 5 years.

We're meant to start final year examination this week Tuesday. But he won't be with us for the exam, cos he's no more

May God guide u to the right path with all this ur statements & change u 4 better

May God forgive him & grant us (friends and family) d fortitude to bear d huge loss.

It's very sad !!

All kudos to Binary007 for sparing your invaluable time to represent FUTARIAN on this e-debate.
I'm curiously awaiting the result from the panel of judges.
KUDOS TO YOU once again!

JOKE! JOKE!! JOKE!!!

... ... ...
OBASANJO, BABANGIDA & GOODLUCK were in a plane.
1. OBASANJO said: I can throw N1000 note out & make someone happy.
2. BABANGIDA said: I can throw two N500 note out & make 2 people happy.
3. GOODLUCK said: I can throw five N200 notes & make 5 people happy...
4. The PILLOT heard them & said to himself: "IDIOTS" I can throw 3 of U down & make over 150 million people happy!!!
So who do U support among this four?

A = OBASANJO
B = BABANGIDA
C = GOODLUCK
D = PILOT
... VOTE NOW ...!

THE aptitude test will hold in all the Federal Universities on Sat 13th June, 2015

What Would You Contribute
Shekau Has been Kidnapped

Abubakar Shekau is Boko haram leader,
Imagine he has been kidnapped, and the kidnappers have
demanded a ransom of 10 billion dollars for his
release or else he will be burnt alive.
Please let us all donate generously for this young and promising
hero of Nigeria.
As for me, I’ve donated 5000 liters of fuel to burn
him,
What are you going to donate??

AFRICAN PROVERB
1.The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina (Zimbabwe)
2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
3. A child can play with his mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corns by the road side have the same problem. (Kenya)
5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close dem, b'cos u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume.(Nigeria)
7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. [Togo]
8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Zambia)
10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles or breast is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving
issues without using violence

QUESTION OF THE DAY!
If you get the answer right,
I swear you
are a super genius.
N200 Airtime for you 4 ur DSTV!
A lady bought goods worth ₦200 and paid the shopkeeper with a ₦1000 Note.
The Shopkeeper had no change on him
so he went to another Shopkeeper John his neighbour and collected ₦1000 change in ₦200 denominations, with which he settled the
lady and she left.
A little while later, John came back angrily after he discovered the ₦1000 note he was given by the shopkeeper was fake, and demanded
a replacement.
To avoid trouble, the shopkeeper had to
give John another ₦1000 and destroyed the counterfeit which had no real value.
So Question for the genius...
How much has the Shopkeeper lost in total?
#SalimSojay

Short STORY:

A lovely little girl was holding two apples
with both hands.
Her mum came in and softly asked her little daughter with a smile: my sweetie, could you give your mum one of your two apples?
The girl looked up at her mum for some
seconds, then she suddenly took a quick bite on one apple, and then quickly on the other.
The mum felt the smile on her face freeze. She tried hard not to reveal her disappointment.
Then the little girl handed one of her bitten apples to her mum,and said: Mummy! Here you
are. This is the sweeter one.

No matter who you are, how experienced you are, and how knowledgeable you think you are, always delay judgement.
Give others the privilege to explain themselves. What you see may not be the reality.
Never conclude for others.
#SalimSojay

=>16 missed calls?! You killed my battery so you’re capable of killing me…
It’s over!!!”
=>“You don’t even respect me, I’m talking and you are busy breathing? It’s over!”
=>“So now, you’re drinking coke that has another man’s name on it, better go and find him because it’s over between us.”
=>“I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack
patience. I can’t date someone who’s not
patient.”
=>“Why are you using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? It’s over!”
=>“You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? It’s OVER!”
=>“I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the
ice cream. You don’t care about me. It’s over!”
=>“You don’t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things.
#LOBATAN