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 Jokes Etc › Football Fanatic\die Hard Football Fan by sallybonne(op): 7:16pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
FOOTBALL FANATIC/DIE HARD fOOTBALL FAN Harry has tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits in the stadium, a man comes over and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. ‘No,’ says Harry. ‘That seat is empty.’ ‘That’s incredible!’ says the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup final and not use it?’ Harry replies, ‘Well, actually, I’ve got the tickets for both these seats. My wife was supposed to be here with me, but she passed away.’ ‘I’m sorry to hear that,’ says the man. ‘But couldn’t you find a friend or relative to take the seat?’ Harry shakes his head, ‘No, they’re all at the funeral.’ 2 Likes |
