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Am ibo and am nt saying wit gt no respect 4 elders b4 som ppl will quote me bt for som1 who has lived in benin 4 5yrs and more wat I noticed abt benin ppl is dt dey hav dis respect 4 elders even if ur doing wrong dey will tell u ur wrong bt in a respectful way dt being said @ freecocoa I get ur nt insulting anyone and pls ppl mk una leave her alone and pls let's thread softly cos benin ppl no dey joke wit person dey love esp oba, chiefs and d rest... Oshomole.

victorazy: strange. She has been sacrificed to American musical gods, that's what we do for firm and fortune "end time.

I wonder wat u guys believe in somebody lost his mum and dis is all u cud rite, psquare are nt her only sons and were u their wen dey were sacrificing her to American gods naija we hail thee, d tins u ppl boldly rite na wah o, if u say she was sacrificed we can as well say dt dose dt died in d last dana crash were sacrificed too abi were families nt lost, whilt nt jst drop a condolence msg or dnt boda commenting, haba! May God give dem d fortitude to bear dis irreparable loss and may He seal d mouths of d bad belle ppl @ dis time of their loss who are saying and writing rubbish. Amen

Billyonaire: I know what am doing.....am derailing the misleading thread.....and am succeeding,.....

Ur hilarious o, derail d poster who Posted d thread den, if u wana derail anyone. Gosh u funny gan! So ur own nw na 2 derail thread, haba billyonaire

Billyonaire: I am respectably sorry for insulting the god of the lands and seas......mere mortals are being worshiped by half educated nincompoops....Americans will learn from you guys....its what keeps this country backwards....King my yansh....

Even ur so called american president wen he won his election and was on tour he went to see d queen wit his family, cutseyed to her and shool hands they have respect, its jst africans like u dt are trying 2 b unafrican and trying 2 b like ppl u tink lack respect meanwhile they do. @ billionaire howeva it is spelt I have seen u give serious and sensible comments on topics and threads I silently follow, am surprised tho abi is somebody impersonating u, if ur a pro PDP does nt mean u shd throw values to d wind

[quote author=al-ahamad]@Billyonaire:....u sure have a way of pissing somone/people off on a daily basis...

I'm not from Benin but respect is reciprocal nd I really won't be smilling wif u if u insult my EMIR.

For God sake continue with your "pro pdp" job but apologize to those you hurt by insulting their king nd let their be peace.....[/quote]Pls tell dem abi him

The oba of benin is jst same jst as we have the ooni of ife. Their roles abi thrones are more than them, they are respected, some places feared and some even view dem as mini gods, dt being said GEJ was nt rejected ppl pls read d full story and he proceeded alone in d inner chambers 2 see the oba. And yeah he can decide 2 nt see d presido after all who is he, if d oba can remove d tiltle of d esama of benin 4 being disrespectful and he had 2 stylishly plead 4 it who come b GEJ. d president can b changed bt nt d oba it is like a heriditary role till u die, and d lack of respect u guys have 4 d monarchs and royals in dis country is alarming bt if dey give u guys visa 2 run 2 london and shake d queen som of u will suck her hand.anyways since he did nt refuse 2 see d president cos of wateva traditional stuff he was doing bt atleast called him inner dts wat we shd b commenting on wat was GEJ doing inside instead of posting on half baked news

[quote author=Ortis]hey hey hey did i hear u sai PRIVILAGED or wat....who is talkin of dat here u swin....i pay whoppin amount of cash 2 b in state uni nd pay house rent nd pay T-fee 2 go 2 skul evry mornin nd overal i learnt hw 2 read witout been told nd mak friendz nd b free.....an dis brat 4rm IUO is sayin privilage....hey kid grow up,i turnd down goin 2 skul in dat fuckin C.U ND MADONNA UNI becos i wanna grw up bt nt cos privilage......girl if u ar First class in PRIVATE UNI believe me u can compete wit a second class 4rm state or federal uni[/quote

Really, if ppl like u are given an opportunity 2 go abroad u will do dt and if given a first class u wil not complain but because it is naija and a private school u are complaining is it not funny. Do well and graduate wit a first class from your own school now. Nigerians can beef abi complain about everytin. Ur forgotten dt dis students get into dis skls @ tender ages and so can be easily brainwashed to study and get a first clas. Stop beefing and congratulate abeg, our parents suffered and went to federal or state skls so their kids can go to private skls, we suffered in private skls so dt our kids can go abroad or anywere beta dan a private skl in naija. Stop hating and congrtulate dem joor. Congrats graduands and welcome to d real world jorr

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]We're not celebrating happy Lagos day olodo.[/quote]Dts a laugh, abeg help me tell am, d man no fit celebrate him bday witout being reminded of all dts he has and nt done 4 lag. Happy bday fashols

No Qualms: Does it mean you remain hungry always? I'm kinda confused.

Whenever ur hungry chew bt dnt swallow, better now.don't b confused

best way 2 loose weight I do dis all d time, chew d food bt dnt swallow it, trust me it works.

Uihebom don suffer 4 una hand just by making. A comment see all d attacking. One has 2 b cautious wen makin comments dt affects die hard fans cos u cud b in big shit. Anyways all d best DD.

lagerwhenindoubt: issue: You pick on everything someone does
Answer: Who say's you can't - all most comply - resistance is futile

issue: You're expecting a LOUIS VUITTON MODEL as husband and u don't look like VICTORIAS SECRETS ANGELS
Answer: Expectation don't mean you must aim low because you are a midget

issue: You value ur brazillian hair to your marriage
Answer: The Brazilian hair on his mistress is what caught his attention in the first place

issue: you hate on peeps you don't know
Answer:like D,Banj, 50-Cent, WizKid, Jay-Z f'cos I hate them - they got cash and won't share with me

issue: You feel the world revolves around you because you are in charge
Answer:Hello!

issue: You Hit and don't respect Women
Answer: Thanks to the Women's liberation Movement, we now have Female in-mates on Death-row. keep looking at em like harmless fairies


issue: you think everybody hates you
Answer: f'cos they do- cos they cannot afford my blue suede shoes

issue: You drive a Range Rover Sport and you are jealous of someone who drives a Toyota Camry
Answer: because that Child will one day grow into a Kungfu Master and take his Revenge


issue: you think you are ugly and don't appreciate yourself
Answer: now did you just pull a rabbit our of your ear. only poor people think they are ugly

Seriously u just made dis post make sense#lol#

Congrats Gene

@ all dose complaining,nutin is wrong is jst a joke. Some christains sha. Abeg nicey @ poster me likey

I will talk on behalf of wat I know,to peter obi if el-rufai say ur nt doing well and manages to bring number and facts d least u can do is show him wat ur doing as a governor wit ur own facts, as for me I started puting intrest in el-rufai wen he gave a speech abi talk @ igbinedion uni and d uproar it caused, did he insult anybody no, wen called to d senate he answere and gave dem facts dts wat obi shd b doing nt diverting the talk according to the topic posted and say mallam was insulting th ibo race so if they say ur state is nt doing well abi ur nt doing anytin it nw means they are insulting d ibo race is anambra d seat of power of d ibo nation or is it d caliphate of ibo nation, abeg ppl shd stop mind demselves wen dey mk statements,mallam is known 4 trowing jabs and punches to vulnerable ppl to expose their vulnerability, which is wat jst happend obi turned it to a tribal tin. Obi u claim to b intelligent banker if he criticizes ur state and u 4 nt doing anytin u dig deep and tell him wat he did wrong wit FCT as a minister, nt looking 4 pity.he trows a punch u trow urs,bt let it b constructive too. @ all ignore d typo was in a hurry and typing 4rm a fone.

http://www.dimokokorkusstella..co.uk/2012/06/did-presidential-jet-conveying-mrs.html?m=1
. Open this link


Did Presidential Jet Conveying Mrs Goodluck Prevent Faulty Dana Plane From Landing Before Crash?
I just received this -


"Is there any way of getting confirmation about news I'm just getting that the Dana plane was distressed for a while but could not make an emergency landing because the airspace was closed for 2 hours for  the Presidential Jet carrying Dame Patience Goodluck Jonathan.

Private jet owners who had to hover in the air same time leaked this. This was apparently the reason local news didn't report the crash for so long till CNN and foreign news stations started reporting it.

Local news was 'blacked out' trying to kill the story of the airspace being closed while a distressed plane couldn't land.

It would be shocking if so. Though there was engine failure there was still time for the plane to have landed apparently.

You do know anyway that the airspace is closed for up to 2hours each time the Presidential Jet needs to go into the air? 2 hours for a 15minute take off or landing!

And this jet is used by President, VP, President's wife and if I recall David Mark.

It's almost a daily occurrence I've been told by airline staff when it caught me out on a trip


The truth remains that the President's wife was actually in Lagos to attend the christening of their personal assistant's child at the Oriental hotel.. Lekki. Anyone living on the Lekki axis saw first hand the horrendous traffic caused by the president's wife's visit..and confirmed reports from airport staff who volunteered information, collaborated this fact, that the Lagos airport was actually shut for 2 hours, about the same time the ill fated Dana Plane crashed. This also strongly explains the reason why Aero contractor airplane could not depart Abuja for Lagos at 3:40pm because of the closure of the Lagos airport. This is criminal and one can only imagine the deep sorrow ad-in-finitum (without limit) that the families of these unfortunate Nigerians and other nationals are currently plagued into. Grief that is so thick in the air, that one can cut through with a knife...rooted soul searching. Yes we have to and yes we can; beginning from our immediate homes and While we pray for the repose of the souls of the departed, we need as a nation to thoroughly do some deep ommunities.. with time this will snowball into our National consciousness. For how long are we going to sacrifice the lives of our dear brothers and sisters and by extension mortgage the future of their/our children, just for the comfort of our leaders? For a 15 minutes ritual of plane take-off, an airport was shut for 2 hours because our "DEAR FIRST LADY" was scheduled to return to Abuja.. OH merciful God, help Nigeria in Distress!''

NIgerians need to know what happened?who closed the airstrip for two hours on sunday june 3,2012?

Name- Ademola Adedeji.
Place of Birth- Moshood Abiola Gen hospital Abk.
Address- 132 Kudirat Abiola way,Oregun Lagos.
1992 - 97: MKO Pry Sch, Adatan, Abeokuta (Pry Sch Leaving Cert)
1998 - 2003: Salawu Abiola Sec Sch Osiele, Abeokuta (SSCE)
2004 -2006: Moshood Abiola Poly, Abeokuta (OND)
2006- 2007: MKO Abiola Stadium, Abeokuta, Field Officer (One year Industrial Training)
2008 - 2012: Moshood Abiola University, Lagos (BA)
Pls help me, is there any Abiola University abroad where I can do my Masters?

seriously speaking@ poster,d guy abi pastor was and is still stupid.this is the problem I have with most men of God, even when the devil came to tempt Jesus christ he said get thee behind me satan,he did nt do as he was commanded,3times was he tempted ,3 times he ignored,God is not a magician were u go to pay money and watch him do signs he does it when ur in troble and needs uplifting,why would som1 knowingly take a snake to bite him to prove that he is a child of God so that he can be healed,I tink it was done for selfish reasons,cos if he had survived a time will come when he would use that as a bargain to get more members and he won't be bothered about his congregation well being,me thinks God saw his heart, knew him and what he wanted to do that's why he did not let him survive,whether ur a moslem,atheist,buddhist,african traditionalist,agnostic,illuminati,and the rest of other religions that exist,u have no right to try ur god,or try God,this is an only problem I have with christains he was taking things too far,so what then,a snake bites u and u get healed,and ur now know as d pastor that was bitten by a snake and healed and u start getting flock of members and what again,the church is not a show ground,even most pastors go to hospitals. After trying God u did nt go to hospital and beg 4 forgiveness of sins,hope others have learnt,is not everything u dabble in, my God cannot b mocked.all dis accusations and counter accusations is not necessary,the guy was a fool fact and that's what he was,and all fools who don't manage their foolery if there is a word like that will die like a fool,abeg better news joor.

Onlytruth: My friend didn't you read that Okija juju is not Igbo?
What is YOUR OWN intention in the matter?
If you are Igbo, can't you use your head?
Drop the issue and move on. We Igbo know who is Igbo.
I tire for some of you.

Which one is ur own too.I started reading from the starting so did nt see d later comments untill nw.and pls tire 4 ursef biko nt me

[quote author=~Bluetooth]The south south are just one hypocritical bunch. . .didnt the SW criticize Obasanjo when he was misbehaving ? [/quote]Na u talk am,I no talk dt one am jst trying to imply dt dey protect their own unlike us,divide and rule na in we sabi

Another Okija: And for the last time I am telling you that until Anambra and Enugu say they cant produce the President before you start talking About Imo, Abia and Ebonyi... Delta State is least on the food chain..

Who is dis is dere any igbo state dt is higher than anyone when was anambra even created,my friend go and sleep and stop exhibiting ignorance in dis place.

Another Okija: And moreover, the Igbo president will have to be proper Igbo not Imo or Abia.. Anambra or no place else..

What nonesense talk is dis,dts y dis igbo presidency will nt work,cos we are not united bt nothing but saboteurs,which one is proper igbo now,so there are igbos and proper igbos,u jst showed how ignorant u are in igbo matters,since GEJ have been misbehaving did u hear any south south person sayin his nt a proper southerner.

Whoeva said d whiter version of this gal is prettier must b vacant upstairs,jeeez she is beautyful wit her former complexion and she wasn't dt dark na wah 4 som ppl. O,how can u say u were ugly dt aint ugly now,now she looks retouched and.... Smh I jst tire 2 comment

=))º°˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚°º‎​=)). Tanks booqee I have so learnt tanks 4 d info,let me try it sef" niipplees"

@ Hakunajay tanks, I will watch and learn

hakunajay: Welcome to nairaland. Some things are really unmentionables... Thats why your post looks strange to you. Just watch carefully and learn how guys get around word censors! Welcome once more.

Height of confusion,surprise and shock: me seeing my joke and not recognising it again

Exponental: lol........lwkmd
@mod, pls make dis post an open signature on joke section!

Pls MODS

ifyalways: Very funny.I'm no male but can identify some truths in your post.
Nice.

Yes

blackboi: ¿

Any p,blackboi

The International Council of Man's Laws.

1: Under no circumstances may 2 men share an umbrella.

2: Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor's party may be legally killed & eaten by his friends.

3: If you've known a guy 4 more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits foreva unless u actually marry her.

4: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your mate's birthday is strictly optional.

5: Only in situations of mortal and/or physical peril are u allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

6: Unless you're in prison, neva fight naked.

7: If a man's zip is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

8: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

9: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her Blouse.
(c) After wrecking your boss's car.

10: NEVER compliment a guy on his six-pack.

11: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

12: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing i.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

13: Thou shall not buy a car in the colours of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

14: There is no reason for guys to watch Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

15: We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference btw them? In an effort to keep u informed, the definition of each is listed below:

* 'GUTS' is arrivin home late after a nite out wit the guys, being assaulted by ur wife wit a broom, & havin the guts to say, 'are you still cleaning or are u flying somewhere?'
* 'BALLS' is comin home late after a nite out wit the guys smelling of perfume & beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife square on the ass & havin the balls to say, 'u're next fatty!'
I hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Man Laws, Nigeria.

when I click on part two or anyoda parts it takes me bk to one or comments.how do I read oda parts please

AK 48: i m nt an ibo guy bt a Yoruba(Yoruba) guy but i sincerely agree strongly wit u n ur opinion.
How i wish i can buy change of tribe form.

There is no Yoruba person dt will agree that he is one,so I no ur jst frontin,bt if u wanna buy a change of tribe form,we can mk dt happen,ndigbo kwenu o,kwezonu.