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Ruqaya: BEWARE!!!
Tsetse fly has bitten you.

Ruqaya has answered u,nid I say more

olawalebab: HEIGHT OF THEFT: Sally stealing my Joke without acknowledging me.

Nt acknowledging u ke,how nw ola no b ur joke nw

ode remo: height of stupidness, this is not even a joke .

Height of ur name being ode(mumu) and u talkin abt stupidness

Ur mama is so fat dt she could use a diet soap

BONIFACE: Your secretary is very cute and sexy...!!

UGO: Thanks !!
Actually, it's a robot Named "Monica" If you squeeze her right breast ,she takes dictation & if you squeeze the left one,she types letters!! Well i'll lend it to you for a day or two & you will see her functions.

The next day:-.....Boniface called ugo from a hospital bed shouting:

Boniface: You bastard! You didn't tell me that the "HOLE" between Monica's legs is actually a pencil sharpener!!!!

Men sha!!!

dani1luv:

HEIGHT OF FOOLISHNESS: where is the joke?

Height of not understanding u are the joke now

God is really watching us o,all of us

Nice one umari, I used. B n avid reader until I stoped recently tanks 4 dis spurred me to start reading again

Tanks booqee and ruqaya

Chuks84: You misquote me. I should have written I will never abuse a woman physically.

So as far as is not physical abuse or other type of abuse is okay,hmmmmm, smh abuse is abuse wether physical,mental,emotional or ......

queensmith: God stated what? Did you hear that from Gods mouth? Do you have it on recording? And who wrote this book where God stated this thing you say? Was it a man?

@quuensmith ur hilarious o,pls leave dis ppl alone.

dayokanu: The society as Well as women allude to the fact that they are the inferior sex either overtly or covertly.

Women want some concession based on their sex, they expect a man to open door, allow them sit first, not engage in any struggle with them, attack the man and not expect him to retaliate etc


These are traits shown by inferior classes.

You cant ask me to give you concessions and at the same time claim we are equals.


Its like in a 100m race, you ask me to give you a 40m gap/head start, yet claim we are equal.

No society alludes anything or else the society is nigeria or africa,we can see what is happening in other countries like Germany,uk,and the us I tink we need 2 change our thinking and stop blaming everything on society,who makes up this so called society is it not u
and I.that excuse is lame please

Please nobody wants any concession it depends on the kind of women ur meeting,if at all men are doing this is because they grew up in families that have respect for women abd do not derogate or abuse women.its called being gentlemanly and having etiquettes and y is it always all about men,if u treat women well as a a gentleman they will reciprocate by being lady like and would do or conform 2 wateva u want,which includes not acting unabashedly in public.


And this is not an inferior class traits ,treat som1 the way u would want ur mum,sisters and daughters to b treated

Am sure when God created man and woman ge wanted us all 2 b equal am not sure he ever wanted anyone 2 b higher or lower than each other


Ur last analogy am still trying to make out sense from this ,it does not rhyme @ all people please,let's b human here like I said b4 such as I said in bellanaija one time the derogatory remarks that come out from our mouth considdering this is a site were even younger ones not up to 12 years old come to,wat dey see or read would end up shaping their lifes,most of u here are causing more harm than good,funny enough I discoverde this site from a 14yr old my cousin a boy he even had 2 ask if this are adults or kids commenting,

Johndoe100: hahaha give it a rest, you have no husband. That is just a love-vendor/ brothel worker that your familly usually hires for the females in your familly, so work can continue. At least you are honest enough to admit the state of your useless p. uzzy, you can blame it on child birth but we know the truth don't we.



As I said earlier, you can be honest when you want to be. You never denied what I said about your mother. Would you like to know what I and my pals used to get up to with her? I will give you some hints as we go along. All I will say now is that before her kunt became like a ten lane expressway, she was good. Did she teach you any of her tricks to use on your own customers? She used to tell us that your familly passed down the skills from generation to generation.



Yes well thanks, I at least know who my father is as you have just admitted here. I know that your familly tradition is to be born in a brothel and there is always this dispute as to which customer is "daddy". No matter the type of love-vendor you people hire every generation to pretend to be your husbands, no one is fooled. Don't be upset that I am revealing too much here, it was your mum that told me just after I came in her mouth (by the way, what happened to all her teeth?).



Now why are you abusing me? I have done nothing more than tell the truth. Anyway ashi na ashi anyday. You see everyone knows you, all they have to do is read your posts in this and other threads. So sad.

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jesus christ,was all this necessary,am nt dt new in NL,mayb 3weeks bt seriously was this necessary,even if @ all she insulted u am nt sure cos d thread is too long 2 start sieving and reading,do u need 2 ..... ̷̐ ̈́ ̈́ ͂ ̐ all this,why not show how different u are ,even insulting her mum if u have a mother u wouldn't do this 4 God sake this is apalling now,see how topic don change NL forum members una dooh! I wonder wat d non-nigerians will tink when they read this .smh

ebosed: You said "but I can't continue ..."

That is not True. You can if you want.

Men can disdain everything about their wife...beauty, sex, food, just name it BUT THEY CANNOT DISDAIN her prayers because they cannot disdain their maker. Please pray for your husband, pray for his likes, his passion, his conversion etc.

I suppose you are an ordinary wife and that is why your marriage is at this LEVEL. To bring joy back to your home you must be THE EXTRA_ORDINARY WOMAN.

If you don't fight your husband but don't add any value to his life, if you make plastic-apology whenever he corrects you, If you are the mother of his children -Baby Making Machine-, if you don't add to him and you don't take away from him, if you are help-to-eat wife instead of being his helpmate, then you are just an ordinary wife and that might explain why you are at this level in your marriage.

I would like to have a counseling session with you. If you don't mind meet me at RCCG-Josephs Palace, By Apple Junction, Amuwo Odofin GRA. Come on Sunday after church service in your church. You can come around 12noon and ask for Pastor Felix Oni.

Thank you.

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Am surprise o,didn't no their is anyting as ordinary and extraordinary wife,NL commenters I hail o

Jona na coward nw,anyways if dey like dey shd wipe his entire family since he is slow 2 act,mtcheeeeew boko haram abeg,nt in d mood jare

Na wah o, o dikwa serious

In the land of strike,and in a time of boko haram,a destiny of a confused kingdom lays on the shoulder of a stupid president his name jonathan. Seriously this man has lost focus that is if he had one,I don't have a problem with d almajiri school but before u start creating more schools put the one you have in order,so after the primary school or wateva it is called won't they move into d university, forgetting that he also has problems wit ASUU toomput your house in order and stop going about looking for unnecessary favor u won't get,I won't be surprised if he is not doing all this 4 a second tenure bid,dis guy is just a disgrace to the south south after making everybody go out in mass and vote you ,u go to aso rock and start to misbehave,no light still,every day strike,if it is not labour is ASUU or even doctors now,came 2 d east and fooled everyone 2 vote 4 u,using d inlaw bull shit how ur moda abi wifes mother whieva is frome d east. Hmmmmmmmmmm, like my friend would say leadership is an attitude and jonathan lacks that, let's discuss the so called amnesty bullshit that's makin dis boko haram ppl want d same thing,even the amnesty is flawed,.jona u beta wise up o,a friend of mine a northerner said and I quote "u easterners and southerners have been cryin marginalisation now it has been given 2 u wat have u done wit it" I would not blame him cos he is rite,during the presidential elections jona jona jona wat has he done nw,is now almajiri school he is commissioning mtcheeeew,I jst tire

sometimes its unnecessary jealousy dt starts 2 build up and b4 u no it cos mayb d oda party ignores it grows and bcomes an issue.

@sauer, seun he did nt insult u nw,u guys ehn d tins u rite i wonder even wen u go 2 oda sites like bella naija d same too.must dere always be anger wen we comment

@numo86 I dnt no were ur house is and dnt intend knowing o.and as 4 d meat tingy did nt cook any dt day,I only brought up d witness talk cos somebody was witnessin 2 me while I was distractin my sef on NL and he was almost sounding like u abi sayin d same tin,dts y I posted dt.@ everyone can we try 2 comment and leave churches out of this me inclusive tanks.@ numo no meat remaining sowie

I tink abi I know my joke was modified why now,there was no vulgarity and now d joke looks strange even 2 me.wateva sha,mk I jst get used 2 dis place

HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stitching husband's condom.

HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: Girl applying medicine to her nipples thinking they are pimples.

HEIGHT OF AMBITION: An ant climbing on the leg of an elephant with motive of rape.

HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT:
A spider web found in a prostitute's privates.

HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake to do the rest.

HEIGHT OF PATIENCE:
A guy standing in a queue to have sex with his own wife.

HEIGHT OF OOOPS:
You trying to urinate at a corner and suddenly, the girl you're toasting approaches.

HEIGHT OF JOBLESSNESS:
Is 4 me sitting down to write all these . .

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@ chookodi, pls leave numo alone I tink he is jehovahs witness I jst have one disturbin and blabbing d same tin 2 me.

Like seriously,I just pity annie,only her knows her rson y she chose 2 get engage to 2face,cos if dis story is anytin bt true hmmmm I jst pity her,cos she shd b redy 2 share 2baba wit all dose women cos anytime he goes 2 visit his kids hw is she sure dt he won't do anytin wit their mothers 2 conjugate his visits.women sha na dem sabi wetin dem want,morals has been thrown 2 d gutters.mtcheeeeew,smh

Nice story and fiction,umari ayim

Beaf: It is ok to beat our chests in the presence of foreigners, but only for the sake of our pride.
When we at home or in each others company, we must admit the bitter truth to ourselves.

Sometimes I see Nigerians making derogatory remarks about Zimbabwe, but they do not realise that Zimbabwe is far better than Nigeria in almost every developmental index. They have a 90% litteracy rate, manufacturing contributes to 10% of their GDP (projected to rise to 30% in the next two years. They have one of the best road networks in Africa and just like in Europe, if you break down there are phone numbers you can call and somebody will come out to help you. There are very few armed robberies and power cuts.

We should at least strive to be like Zimbabwe before insulting that country in public for no other reason than, we think we are some phucking giant of Africa. What sort of giant cannot manufacture a phucking pin?

. True talk

@numo #smh# 4 u.

Na wah o, evrybody is entitled 2 their belief,wateva religion or faith u practice,d question posed was wat do we tink abt not eating meat on fri,no church was mentioned cant u guys comment and leave d catholic church out of dis

@bunmioguns me sef I tire tot it was understandable,anyways jst had 2 do it

@sutoboy dnt u get it,he's whole family and relatives are at his wifes funeral while he's watching a football match,he's such a fan dt even he's wife death won't stop him from watching or missin a match,its understandable now