omenka:
Hmmm

Since Baba's swearing in:

Nemadi Sambo underwent a knee surgery.

Alison Maduake has been undergoing chemotherapy.

Former Amnesty boss had a hamstring and even broke a leg.

Obanikoro has been taking GST classes in a university in the US and can't miss a lecture for the whole world.

Former PDP leader appeared in court a cripple.

Ananih has been in the operating room for surgeries we know nothing about.

Former Nimasa boss appears in court half crippled.


I wonder what pictures we'd be seeing next, perhaps them pretending to be mad men. Terrible what Magu has caused.

Smh.

[color=#990000][quote author=omenka post=41963107]Hmmm

Since Baba's swearing in:

Nemadi Sambo underwent a knee surgery.

Alison Maduake has been undergoing chemotherapy.

Former Amnesty boss had a hamstring and even broke a leg.

Obanikoro has been taking GST classes in a university in the US and can't miss a lecture for the whole world.

Former PDP lead

I just sincerly hope she dnt benefit from #DASUKIGATE?Cos those involved have been falling sick of recent.speedy recovery thou.

Why ppl no go buy expired product? SHOPeba,SHOPamala,SHOPakpu,SHOPtuwo etc dey there una no go.i beg fuel dey for una area?

disloman:
100's os houses?what a shame.

That's invariablably 100's of gbagaun.

SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE
BANKING HALL.
1 - The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank, common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once u borrow them d pen, u may find it difficult 2 identify dem, At a bank
in Nigeria, once someone tells u "may I've ur pen?" Believe me bros, that's d last time u will see that pen (except if u're lucky).
2 - The "I dey ur Back" Team: Immediately dey enter d bank, even b4 taking d slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear dem saying, I'm at your back. If care is nt taken, abt 8 pple can tell u "I
dey ur back" then at d end of d day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here b4 u blah blah)
3 - The No protocol team: This kind of pple don't obey d 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in d bank! Immediately they come in, they just walk up 2 d cashier or manager, he asks them 2 sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while u
still dey there looking like mumu 4queue.(Daris God oooo)
4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These pple will always av a problem with d bank door, then u see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet d machine keeps shouting
"pls go back" . My bros next time come
2 bank naked! Biko, he go allow u in... # LOL!
5 - The slip wasters: These kind of pple can waste slip 4 Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,u c dem cancelling, tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words
na gobe. Even d so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario......................
...........CHAI!!!
6 - The pple from Another Planet: These pple usually behave like them no dey dis world since 2 yrs! They will always b asking 4 today's date,
even after telling them d correct date, they will ask some1 else again. I tire 4 dis pple oooooo............
PLS WHICH NUMBER U FALL IN D
ABOVE

When I was a kid, my dad bought a new car and drove us to
church one Sunday. It was a prophetic service and our pastor was being
used by God that day to deliver people from poverty.
Suddenly, our pastor looked at my dad and said; "Mr Okonkwo, God is set
to bless you" my mum jumped up and shouted excitedly; "Amen!!!"
My dad was excited too.
The pastor then came closer, placed his hand on my dad's head and prayed for him. As our pastor turned to climb the alter, the
spirit of God told him something. He stopped, looked at my
dad and said;
"Mr Okonkwo did you buy a new car last week?" "yes sir"
my dad responded with much surprise on his face.
Then our pastor said;
"God said I should tell you to sow your CAR KEY into my life"
I was shocked that my dad did not argue with the pastor, he just put his hand in his pocket, brought out the car key and gave to our pastor.
Chai,,,, Chineeekeeee...
After about 5 minutes, my dad stood up, went outside the church, he didn't even wait till the end of the service. I could see him entering Okada going home.
"He must be very worried" I reasoned in utter fear and confusion.
After a while he returned to church with the SPARE KEY of his car and drove the car back to the house.
I was so stunned at what I was seeing,
So When I asked him why he acted that way he said;
" Udeme, use your brain, the pastor asked for the KEY and NOT the CAR"

naturally:
I think so, plus the carbon monoxide they inhale

Lmwao

Is it true its traffic,Gala and lacacera that makes Lagosian put on weight ?

A 24 year old boy seeing out from the
train's
window shouted, "Dad, look
the trees are going behind! "
Dad smiled and a young couple sitting
nearby, looked at the 24 year old’s childish
behaviour
with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed, "Dad,
look the
clouds are running with us!" The couple couldn’t resist and said to
the old
man, "Why don’t you take your son to
a good
doctor? "
The old man smiled and said, "I did and we are
just coming from the hospital, my son
was blind
from birth, he just got his eyes today"
MORAL LESSON...
Every single person on the planet has a story.
Don’t judge people before you truly
know them.
The truth might surprise you.

Why is it that, some men don't respect dia in-laws yet expect dia wives to respect/honour dia family?
You will neva call ur in-laws to say 'Hello sir/ma' yet ur wife must go to ur own Mothers place every weekend. Althou dia are some women lyk dat too, dey don't want to see d husband's family but dats a topic for another day.
I heard Recently of a man wu deliberately didn't attend his father-in-law'sburial cos he claimed the wife offends him.
As a man, can you deliberately stay away from ur father-in-law'sburial just because ur wife offends you?
As a woman, will you forgive ur husband for telling you he deliberately didn't attend ur fathers burial cos you offend him or pay him back in his own coin? (This is not Superstory, it happen for real).

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentine
*arrangements she makes

This incident happened in Feb 2010, let me share it wit u, Agbeke (not real name) was a fiancee to one of colleagues at my former place of work, he was called dat fateful morning by his friend wu is Agbeke's fiance dat Agbeke had an accident and she's at d ICU (Intensive Care Unit) at General Hospital Ikeja, on dat fateful day, she went to buy frozen fish across d road to prepare food 4 her fiance, she wanted to cross d road express at Cement b/stp and wat knocked down by a speeding BRT Bus......
She didnt survived it and it was just 2-weeks to her wedding, she neva lived to see her day of glory! d wedding was suppose to be in d first Saturday of March 2010.
Every evening on my home way 4m work, I see Lagosians running to beat coming bus at Anthony b/stp, Oshodi expressway, dis Agbeke's incident do flash back to my mind. their is one man dat do call Star FM Lagos on 'Talk back' for almost 5yrs now, d only tin dis man talk about is calling on d appropriate authority to please construct a Pedestrian Bridge at Mangoro/Cement b/stp cos of innocent lives dat are lost during such cases of a knock down by cars/buses/lorries!
Must Fashola be responsible 4 everytin? A Local govt will say building public toilets is his/her achievements? Every Representatives at d Lower & Upper house do collect ‘Constituency allowance’ wit no tangible project to show 4 it. In dis century, sum of dem wil dig a borehole dat wunt work 4 more dan 3month….
If tomorrow, d curse of dis parents dat lost dia children start taking effect, it is stil ‘we’ d masses dat wil sympathize wit dem.
Please, if u know or av anybody in d corridor of power, help us pass dis message across to dem:
We need pedestrian bridge on dos expressways where dia are b/stops, places like:
• Anthony B/stp along Oshodi
• Cement & Mangoro B/stp along Ikeja rd
• Kola b/stp in Alagbado
Pls, kindly add ur own LCDA and SHARE until it get to the appropriate authority.

A psychologist walked around a room while teaching stress management to an audience. As she raised a glass of water, everyone expected they'd be asked the "half empty or half full" question. Instead, with a smile on her face, she inquired: "How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 8 oz. to 20 oz.
She replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter. It depends on how long I hold it. If I hold it for a minute, it's not a problem. If I holdit for an hour, I'll have an ache in my arm. If I hold it for a day, my arm will feel numb and paralyzed. In each case, the weight of the glass doesn't change, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes." She continued, "The stresses and worries in life are like that glass of water. Think about them for a while and nothing happens. Think about them a bit longer and they begin to hurt. And if you thinkabout them all day long, you will feel paralyzed – incapable of doing anything."
It’s important to remember to let go of your stresses. As early in the evening as you can, put all your burdens down. Don't carry them through the evening and into the night. Remember to put the glass down!
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My muslim bros should start pre odering or pre saving for their I-ram n I-cow before Aboki increase money cos I-leya i̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ around the corner.

A whole ship filled wit crude oil went misssing on Naval dock nothing happen,$20b went missing nothing still happen,even more than 300 chibok girls went missing some ppl become richer.So should we loose sleep over this missing plane ?