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Jokes Etc / Re: 20 Short Jokes That Would Definitely Make You Laugh by Salmoneus(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2022
Wow what a gem, definitely stealing these. grin
Food / Re: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Salmoneus(m): 10:44am On May 20, 2022
GloriousGbola:


kip kwaiet

oya sukkot i have pure water to sell to you at N1000/bag

Why you dey pity am? he can buy it for 10k/bag grin
Education / Re: WAEC Students Destroy School Building After Being Duped By Principal In Edo by Salmoneus(m): 9:51am On May 19, 2022
grin
Properties / Re: Rivers Landlord Hacks Couple With Machete After The Woman 'Refused His Advances' by Salmoneus(m): 7:38pm On May 18, 2022
Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men this heartless??

Because she refused your advances and the next thing is to cut her with a machete?? That pervert and evil landlord should be jailed for Life.

Cursed men!!

All men are cursed because of the actions of one man... without a MAN to fertilize your mother, you'd probably be born a frog in the swamp so watch your utterances, good and evil is not gender-specific...

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Romance / Re: Ibadan Polytechnic Confirms Its Student Died During Marathon Sex by Salmoneus(m): 11:34am On May 18, 2022
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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Learn Animation Now! Free Entry!!! by Salmoneus(m): 11:30am On May 18, 2022
Where is your showreel, what have you created?
Politics / Re: Many Feared Dead As Explosion Rocks Kano (Photos) by Salmoneus(m): 10:52am On May 17, 2022
sad
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: How Do I Convert U.s Vhs Tapes To Dvd In Nigeria? by Salmoneus(m): 10:09pm On May 16, 2022
luvly4luv:
Do you want to convert and copy VHS tapes, Mini DV tapes, radio cassette tapes or any other tapes to flash drives, dvd or any other digital format?

Kindly give us a call today:

Benmab Technological Services,
07032459974,
benmabtechnologies@gmail.com.

Our office address is at
24, Itire Road by Randle Avenue Junction beside Commint Bukka Restaurant Surulere Lagos Nigeria.

Thank you as we expect your call.


Hi, do you also clean the VHS tapes? I have TONS of tapes i'd like to convert...what is your rate?

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Crime / Re: How Prison Saved Me From Committing Suicide — Ex-bank Manager by Salmoneus(m): 3:43pm On May 13, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Men are so wicked and heartless angry her selfish wicked boss got her into this mess

Like Jean grae said
blessing in disguise, gaining knowledge in prison

Iwanna believe she is a stronger woman now











Men may not be able to stay for long without sex but women can actually stay for years without having sex.

Coz they are hypersexual beings. They think with the rod between their legs.



May you reincarnate as a rat or a cockroach in your next life, because no male seed will bring you forth since you hate men so much.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 7:07pm On May 11, 2022
Lol nada.
Career / Re: "Some People Don’t Know How To Cry" – Professional Mourner (video) by Salmoneus(m): 2:22pm On May 03, 2022
Lol
Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie & 2nd Wife Judy Dedicate Their Son To God In Church (pic) by Salmoneus(m): 9:24am On Apr 30, 2022
sad
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2022
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 1:19pm On Apr 26, 2022
Still on?
Celebrities / Re: Buhari Daughter Insulting Buhari by Salmoneus(m): 4:02pm On Apr 21, 2022
Boring.
Celebrities / Re: Ini Edo's Outfit At Rita Dominic's Traditional Wedding (Photo) by Salmoneus(m): 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2022
Donaluta:


Don't ever call his mom again... Since you don't have a mom.. last warning.. else.. I will ban you for 30 years
E pain you? Learn to respect women, she's someone's mother, sister, daughter.

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Crime / Re: Lagos Motorcyclist Bags Life Sentence For Raping Passenger by Salmoneus(m): 3:29pm On Apr 14, 2022
Candidlady:
angry


Men are turning into animals! Just read the victim's statement. You'd understand what iam saying!

Wicked beings
Wicked souls
Wicked spirits
Wicked minds
Wicked genders
Just because your father was evil to you doesn't mean all men are bad.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 2D Animation Showreel 2020 by Salmoneus(m): 3:25pm On Apr 14, 2022
lipsrsealed
Career / Re: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by Salmoneus(m): 1:00pm On Apr 05, 2022
flames007:
As an upcoming millionaire that still has garri as a stable food, one thing i have in spades in the will to win. That alone give me an edge because i never give up, and you can't beat me if i won't flinch because i've seen poverty face to face.

i've done jobs i had no experience in at the time all because i said 'Yes, i can do it very well' and later learn how to do it. i'm yoruba, but i've learnt a lesson from my igbo brethen: NEVER EVER let a business go just because you lack the skill - negotiate first.

This attitude is what is killing us in Nigeria, everybody is a jack of all trades master of none and mediocrity becomes excellence...you can't drive a bus but you take the job when you kill people's children they will blame evil spirits.

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Politics / Re: Mr Macaroni Gets Death Threats Over Resumption Of Toll Operations At Lekki - PIC by Salmoneus(m): 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2022
qekng40:
What if the threat is from a law enforcement officer? Because the kill on sight talk ain't a normal talk.

Just what if.....


If I'm Macaroni I will stay put before Nigeria happens to him. I no get strength to dey type Justice for Macaroni oo sad

Fine geh what's up? kiss
Travel / Re: African Students Refugees Fleeing Ukraine Detained In EU Immigration Facilities by Salmoneus(m): 4:22pm On Mar 31, 2022
Shame

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Travel / Re: Nairalander Meets Only Surviving Twin Saved By Mary Slessor Over 100 Years Ago by Salmoneus(m): 12:32pm On Mar 30, 2022
Shameful
Foreign Affairs / Re: Chile Legalizes Same Sex Marriage ( Pictures) by Salmoneus(m): 4:33pm On Dec 09, 2021
WibusJaga:


Still a big puzzle to me why a man will choose a fellow man as marriage partner or a woman choosing a fellow woman.
Never seen a cock trying to mate a cock. Same with every other animal in the animal kingdom.
Totally against the law of nature.
You are actually wrong on that, google same-sex animal interactions...it happens all the time in the animal kingdom.

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Art, Graphics & Video / High-quality Caricatures by Salmoneus(m): 11:19am On Nov 05, 2021
Get high-quality caricatures for your loved ones.

https://www.fiverr.com/share/ld22rQ

Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Latest Animation Video by Salmoneus(m): 3:35pm On Nov 03, 2021
Culture / Re: Queen Damilola Apologizes To Alaafin Of Oyo, Begs Him To Accept Her Back (Pix) by Salmoneus(m): 8:31am On Nov 01, 2021
zangaozanga:
Fine woman, but I can't see why she wants to go back to the alaafin

Money don finish.

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Latest Animation Video by Salmoneus(m): 4:11am On Oct 28, 2021
cool
Gaming / Hushpuppi - Prison Run Game I Created!! by Salmoneus(m): 5:37pm On Oct 27, 2021
Help Hushpuppi collect Gucci bags while avoiding the Covid-19 virus...see if you can beat the hi-score!!

https://play.idevgames.co.uk/game/hushpuppi---prison-run

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Art, Graphics & Video / My Latest Animation Video by Salmoneus(m): 3:40am On Oct 23, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7scqOti41E

I create animated music videos, skits etc, hit me up if you need quality 2d animations.

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