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FamilyRe: I'm 30 And Still Living With My Parents..smh by Salmoneus(m): 12:35pm On Jul 06, 2022
Kollins11:
That's the choice (yahoo) I made bro and it has helped me.

I'm not forcing anyone here to do yahoo. I presented two choices before them (learn a profitable skill or do yahoo).. The choice is left for them.

I'm just telling y'all what is working for me. I'm a graduate in civil engineering but today na yahoo I dey do and it's paying me big time.... Make my certificate dey one side first
Na so hush puppi been reason life, crime pays temporarily it will get you sooner or later.
TravelRe: A Nigerian Student Who Fled Ukraine To Germany Dies In A Swimming Accident (pic) by Salmoneus(m): 4:51pm On Jun 30, 2022
Utanisco:
Stay for naija
una no hear
huh
CrimeRe: Rina Arano: Missing Japanese Indecent Star Found Dead & Tied Naked To A Tree by Salmoneus(m): 11:59am On Jun 30, 2022
Dullard
RomanceRe: She's Not A Child As Long As Her Breast Has Blossom, She's Woman Enough. by Salmoneus(m): 12:15pm On Jun 02, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
you are Muslim so I am not surprised ,your holy prophet encourage pedophilia ,so it's no surprise
Savage grin
CelebritiesRe: Glorious Boys Club Of Nigeria (G.B.C.N) by Salmoneus(m): 11:36am On May 27, 2022
Gay boys club of Nigeria, why boys only? grin
RomanceRe: Let's Play This Game!!!! by Salmoneus(m): 11:53am On May 26, 2022
tayo60:
Draw circle 6 times on your keyboard and see how our forefathers speak English back then.
Hello, how are you wink
FamilyRe: Not The Marriage I Had In Mind by Salmoneus(m): 1:37pm On May 22, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You better file a divorce for your sanity..if he's hell bent then dish him in the waste bin before he ruin your life completely..
Do that asap and stop managing yourself cos of some nonsense love you have for him..that guy is gonna wreck you and your future with his addiction..

You are better off single than being with a futureles boozer..
For better for worse is not a meaningless oath especially where kids are involved.
RomanceRe: Has Your Babe Ever Refused You Kissing Her After Giving her Head by Salmoneus(m): 11:25am On May 22, 2022
Zonefree:
Dey never born the girl wey I go give head for this country angry
So you receive?
CrimeRe: I Watched A Thief Vandalised A Kiosk And I Couldn't Do Anything! by Salmoneus(m): 10:54am On May 21, 2022
Favaman:
I was having a discussion with my hostel mate at the top roof of the building, when we noticed a dude hopping to a hideout.

Initially, we thought he was being chased by some bad bois, then I noticed this dude kept running out from a particular point to the hideout anytime a vehicle or any human figure appears.

The kiosk is along the road, my guy was insisting that he was being chased, giving me a lot of points to ascertain his claim. I was like no if a person is being chased, there is no way the person will keep going to a particular place and later come out and go to the same place he ran from, obviously this dude is a thief!! Trying to steal. The time was between 12:05-12:58.

Few minutes later, this thief came out with some stuff from the kiosk's direction to the same hideout. He dropped it and move back to the kiosk direction. We couldn't see how he was taking this things out because, our view from the roof top to the kiosk is obstructed by some elements of a building and we were abit far from the point where he was doing this.

We were watching until something happened, this dude came back to the hideout, eating some stuff and he was having something with him like a bread or something. He sat down and he was eating from his loot.

As he was doing so, it was as if his luck was about to run out, a patrol of two vigilantees, came around and was flashing their torches around the place.

There were two things that would've happened.

1. If they(vigilantes) enter the street where the hideout of the dude is, they would've caught him.
2. If he(thief) had seen them, he would've ran and be shot dead.

On the other side, me and my guy was watching and we were contemplating if we should raise an alarm, we reasoned it. If we do now, the dude will try to run, thereby he will be shot, these vigilantees are absolutely merciless.

Beside dude was like he had not eating for days, as he was stealing, he was eating. I had a pity on him. I am very sure he is a student.

These vigilantees instincts was actually telling them something but they were too lazy or should I say they don't really care to go and check out the street opposite them, they were just flashing the torchlights all over the place but was reluctant to check out the place. They left and kept moving forward to the next junction. Leaving the thief to complete his mission.

After few minutes on the dinner, he got up and pack the other loots in a bag and took off.
All this happened within 1hr(12:05-58)

I was like "did I just do this"? How did I allow a thief to go scot free.?

Sorry to disappoint you guys, I can't stand someone being killed because I raised and alarm over stealing.. Many things might have been for the thief though, maybe he has not eaten for days, I don't know but I pray one day he will be caught.. If he still repeat it again in my presence, I won't hesitate to call the vigilantes on him.

I feel sorry for the shop owner.. Tomorrow I believe someone is going to wail and curse the thief..

I am looking out to watch what gonna happen tomorrow morning.
If this is true then you are truly a wicked person, I hope when someone steals your property - livelihood others will watch and do nothing.
Jokes EtcRe: 20 Short Jokes That Would Definitely Make You Laugh by Salmoneus(m): 7:20pm On May 20, 2022
Wow what a gem, definitely stealing these. grin
FoodRe: The ₦2000 Plantain I Bought Around Chevron Lekki Yesterday by Salmoneus(m): 10:44am On May 20, 2022
GloriousGbola:
kip kwaiet

oya sukkot i have pure water to sell to you at N1000/bag
Why you dey pity am? he can buy it for 10k/bag grin
EducationRe: WAEC Students Destroy School Building After Being Duped By Principal In Edo by Salmoneus(m): 9:51am On May 19, 2022
grin
PropertiesRe: Rivers Landlord Hacks Couple With Machete After The Woman 'Refused His Advances' by Salmoneus(m): 7:38pm On May 18, 2022
Jennyclay:
Why are Nigerian men this heartless??

Because she refused your advances and the next thing is to cut her with a machete?? That pervert and evil landlord should be jailed for Life.

Cursed men!!
All men are cursed because of the actions of one man... huh without a MAN to fertilize your mother, you'd probably be born a frog in the swamp so watch your utterances, good and evil is not gender-specific...
RomanceRe: Ibadan Polytechnic Confirms Its Student Died During Marathon Sex by Salmoneus(m): 11:34am On May 18, 2022
grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Learn Animation Now! Free Entry!!! by Salmoneus(m): 11:30am On May 18, 2022
Where is your showreel, what have you created?
PoliticsRe: Many Feared Dead As Explosion Rocks Kano (Photos) by Salmoneus(m): 10:52am On May 17, 2022
sad
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: How Do I Convert U.s Vhs Tapes To Dvd In Nigeria? by Salmoneus(m): 10:09pm On May 16, 2022
luvly4luv:
Do you want to convert and copy VHS tapes, Mini DV tapes, radio cassette tapes or any other tapes to flash drives, dvd or any other digital format?

Kindly give us a call today:

Benmab Technological Services,
07032459974,
benmabtechnologies@gmail.com.

Our office address is at
24, Itire Road by Randle Avenue Junction beside Commint Bukka Restaurant Surulere Lagos Nigeria.

Thank you as we expect your call.
Hi, do you also clean the VHS tapes? I have TONS of tapes i'd like to convert...what is your rate?
CrimeRe: How Prison Saved Me From Committing Suicide — Ex-bank Manager by Salmoneus(m): 3:43pm On May 13, 2022
Candidlady:
sad

Men are so wicked and heartless angry her selfish wicked boss got her into this mess

Like Jean grae said
blessing in disguise, gaining knowledge in prison

Iwanna believe she is a stronger woman now











Men may not be able to stay for long without sex but women can actually stay for years without having sex.

Coz they are hypersexual beings. They think with the rod between their legs.
May you reincarnate as a rat or a cockroach in your next life, because no male seed will bring you forth since you hate men so much.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 7:07pm On May 11, 2022
Lol nada.
CareerRe: "Some People Don’t Know How To Cry" – Professional Mourner (video) by Salmoneus(m): 2:22pm On May 03, 2022
Lol
CelebritiesRe: Yul Edochie & 2nd Wife Judy Dedicate Their Son To God In Church (pic) by Salmoneus(m): 9:24am On Apr 30, 2022
sad
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 7:13pm On Apr 29, 2022
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: All Freepik.com Request Goes In Here. by Salmoneus(m): 1:19pm On Apr 26, 2022
Still on?
CelebritiesRe: Buhari Daughter Insulting Buhari by Salmoneus(m): 4:02pm On Apr 21, 2022
Boring.
CelebritiesRe: Ini Edo's Outfit At Rita Dominic's Traditional Wedding (Photo) by Salmoneus(m): 1:21pm On Apr 20, 2022
Donaluta:
Don't ever call his mom again... Since you don't have a mom.. last warning.. else.. I will ban you for 30 years
E pain you? Learn to respect women, she's someone's mother, sister, daughter.
CrimeRe: Lagos Motorcyclist Bags Life Sentence For Raping Passenger by Salmoneus(m): 3:29pm On Apr 14, 2022
Candidlady:
angry


Men are turning into animals! Just read the victim's statement. You'd understand what iam saying!

Wicked beings
Wicked souls
Wicked spirits
Wicked minds
Wicked genders
Just because your father was evil to you doesn't mean all men are bad.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: 2D Animation Showreel 2020 by Salmoneus(op): 3:25pm On Apr 14, 2022
lipsrsealed
CareerRe: How My Upholsterer Lost 15 Million Naira Contract Because Of Attitude by Salmoneus(m): 1:00pm On Apr 05, 2022
flames007:
As an upcoming millionaire that still has garri as a stable food, one thing i have in spades in the will to win. That alone give me an edge because i never give up, and you can't beat me if i won't flinch because i've seen poverty face to face.

i've done jobs i had no experience in at the time all because i said 'Yes, i can do it very well' and later learn how to do it. i'm yoruba, but i've learnt a lesson from my igbo brethen: NEVER EVER let a business go just because you lack the skill - negotiate first.
This attitude is what is killing us in Nigeria, everybody is a jack of all trades master of none and mediocrity becomes excellence...you can't drive a bus but you take the job when you kill people's children they will blame evil spirits.
PoliticsRe: Mr Macaroni Gets Death Threats Over Resumption Of Toll Operations At Lekki - PIC by Salmoneus(m): 5:34pm On Apr 01, 2022
qekng40:
What if the threat is from a law enforcement officer? Because the kill on sight talk ain't a normal talk.

Just what if.....huh


If I'm Macaroni I will stay put before Nigeria happens to him. I no get strength to dey type Justice for Macaroni oo sad
Fine geh what's up? kiss

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