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CelebritiesRe: If Phone Companies Acted Like Lagos Babes by Salmoneus(op): 9:36am On Dec 13, 2017
Lol...
CelebritiesIf Phone Companies Acted Like Lagos Babes by Salmoneus(op): 8:39am On Dec 13, 2017
Phone companies in Nigeria have their issues, just like most girls in Lagos so we decided to demonstrate how these companies would behave if they were babes in Lagos.

MTN Nigeria

Mtn is the largest network in Nigeria so if the company were to be a girl, She’d be the most popular girl on the street and every guy would have ‘sampled’ her at one point in time. Being very attractive she has the ability to seduce you with her promises or offers.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-1-Nue-Frame-0.png

She will make you abandon your current lover for her…

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-2-Nue-Frame-0.png

…and then when you get comfortable with, her true colors will come out, and you’ll find out that she’s quite pricey.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-Nue-3-Frame-0.png

(GLO, Airtel, 9Mobile next)

Read more here:
http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/08/11/phone-companies-acted-like-lagos-babes/
Art, Graphics & VideoIf Phone Companies Acted Like Lagos Babes by Salmoneus(op): 8:32am On Dec 13, 2017
Phone companies in Nigeria have their issues, just like most girls in Lagos so we decided to demonstrate how these companies would behave if they were babes in Lagos.

MTN Nigeria

Mtn is the largest network in Nigeria so if the company were to be a girl, She’d be the most popular girl on the street and every guy would have ‘sampled’ her at one point in time. Being very attractive she has the ability to seduce you with her promises or offers.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-1-Nue-Frame-0.png

She will make you abandon your current lover for her…

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-2-Nue-Frame-0.png

…and then when you get comfortable with, her true colors will come out, and you’ll find out that she’s quite pricey.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-Nue-3-Frame-0.png

(GLO, Airtel, 9Mobile next)

Read more here:
http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/08/11/phone-companies-acted-like-lagos-babes/
Christianity EtcRe: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Salmoneus(m): 10:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
ALL miracles are FAKE, people are just too dumb to notice..,
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe And Son Share A Kiss As They Light Up Their Christmas Tree by Salmoneus(m): 11:34am On Dec 08, 2017
Nice tree...
Christianity EtcRe: Tithing Is Not Compulsory - D.K Olukoya by Salmoneus(m): 3:02pm On Dec 03, 2017
felifeli:
My own words:
So, what do you say scoffers? If you like chop nkwobi and Isi ewu and gulder with your money, if you like give it to your church . The choice is your. God no get address and no bank account.
You see how pastors use words to blackmail people into paying for their luxurious life, why didn't you say use your money to help the beggars, less privileged members of society...it must be Nkwobi and Isi Ewu... stop trying to bribe God like he's a police man on the street, use your 10 percent to help lift those around you!!
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Ashimolowo's Allegations: "I Didn't Beat My Ex-Wife" by Salmoneus(m): 1:38pm On Dec 03, 2017
EVILFOREST:
Make them no assassinate this guy oooo
There would be no need as long as the Sheep will keep on fattening the pockets of their men of God...
Christianity EtcRe: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Ashimolowo's Allegations: "I Didn't Beat My Ex-Wife" by Salmoneus(m): 1:36pm On Dec 03, 2017
Oyiboman69:
Serving God is by choice,paying tithes is by choice but as for me that don't pay,i always envy most tithers,the way they derive joy in paying. The disappointing thing is that,tbh,they are even financially balanced than I am
Maybe if you stopped counting other peoples money and focused on your own hustle you would become financially balanced one day...it has NOTHING to do with paying bribe to God, aka Tithing...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Linda Ikeji Fan Made Cartoon TV Series by Salmoneus(op): 10:01pm On Nov 26, 2017
Thanks...
RomanceRe: Man Finds A Wife For His Brother On Twitter, And They Are Set To Wed! by Salmoneus(m): 8:13pm On Nov 24, 2017
Where is the pretty lady? huh Dear Nigeria, light skin doesn't automatically mean pretty! undecided
CelebritiesRe: See This Lady Dressing Almost Unclad In Church by Salmoneus(m): 9:06am On Nov 09, 2017
Kondomatic:
And she just disappeared from her room and appeared in the church? Stop being more Christlike than Christ, Jesus at a point called people fools and at a point drove a whole lot of people out of the temple.

That lady is above eighteen and out to know what's right and wrong, lets just assume for ten seconds that she is the only person in the church, did she also book the church so that nobody comes in until she's done?

Call a spade a spade please, our inability to do that is why the world is going upside down.
People like you would have stoned Jesus to death when he allowed a prostitute to wash his feet, do not judge anyone.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Help Me Choose The Best by Salmoneus(m): 8:59am On Nov 09, 2017
The second one, the first one looks like you're a fashion company, the second one looks more techie...
CelebritiesRe: Lil Kesh Deported From USA - Headofsocials.com by Salmoneus(m): 8:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
So many haters, don't forget the same thing happened to pastor Benny Hinn when he tried to enter the UK for a crusade...
CelebritiesRe: Anok Yai: South Sudanese Beauty Goes Viral Overnight After This Lovely Picture by Salmoneus(m): 9:48pm On Oct 27, 2017
Mariinee:
Ugh...please stop spreading lies. This isn't about the black skin or something but the girl is UGLY. Like ugly in Uppercase.
We shouldn't encourage hypocrisy in the bid to promote the black skin. I'm sure the only reason why she's still keeping that complexion is because it is her means of livelihood.
No offense but I think she's prettier than you...if that is you in your profile pic....
CrimeRe: Ekprimma Koko: "Uyo Doctor Akpanobong Molested Me While Recovering From Surgery" by Salmoneus(m): 6:48pm On Oct 20, 2017
FortifiedCity:
angry

Some doctors are mad. At 11, her bre.asts will be small like peanut na.

I think women should try as much as possible to Study Medicine and other medical courses instead of filling the whole school in the name of studying Mass communication
If Linda Ikeji chased a formal career in blogging, she would have had to study mass communication...how much do you make?
Christianity EtcHow Well Do You Know The Bible (QUIZ) by Salmoneus(op): 11:05am On Oct 08, 2017
Today is Sunday, so here's a little quiz to see how well you know the bible, share your scores here!

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/10/08/well-know-bible/
CelebritiesHow Well Do You Know The Bible (QUIZ) by Salmoneus(op): 10:53am On Oct 08, 2017
Today is Sunday, so here's a little quiz to see how well you know the bible, share your scores here!

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/10/08/well-know-bible/
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Hello Guys Pls Who Has This Software!! by Salmoneus(m): 4:36pm On Oct 01, 2017
I've got it and will give it for free... tongue
CelebritiesRe: Omotunde Adebowale-David: A Man Who Doesn't Have Money, I Don't Know What He Has by Salmoneus(m): 12:30am On Sep 21, 2017
Xzydar:
Why do Nigerians believe soo much in yahoo? huh

Well, here's the thing: i know d country is a bit fuckedup but there are still millions of people in this country looking for goods and services every day why not use dat. If you can identify and solve a problem in your location you become an entrepreneur.

Above all trust in God and be as transparent as possible

SAY NO TO YAHOO! THE MONEY NO DEY LAST
I'm not endorsing that life in anyway, what I'm trying to say is a yahoo boy could feel that money is the only thing that makes a man, which is not...
CelebritiesRe: Omotunde Adebowale-David: A Man Who Doesn't Have Money, I Don't Know What He Has by Salmoneus(m): 3:31pm On Sep 20, 2017
A yahoo boy will listen to that garbage and be smiling...never look down on people who don't have money, the millionaires of today could be the beggars of tomorrow...
Christianity EtcProphet Claims To Wrestle God In Heaven by Salmoneus(op): 1:20pm On Sep 18, 2017
Prophet Talent Madugwe is a controversial Zimbabwe pastor who has made a lot of crazy claims in the past, some of these outrageous claims include him being ordained the number one adviser of God, having his birthday in heaven and imprisoning the devil in hell for some days, but even with all these outrageous claims, this particular one takes the cake…Watch the video below

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/09/18/prophet-claims-fight-god-heaven/

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Featured-Image-TEMPLATE-Frame-5-1.png
CelebritiesProphet Claims To Wrestle God In Heaven by Salmoneus(op): 1:15pm On Sep 18, 2017
Prophet Talent Madugwe is a controversial Zimbabwe pastor who has made a lot of crazy claims in the past, some of these outrageous claims include him being ordained the number one adviser of God, having his birthday in heaven and imprisoning the devil in hell for some days, but even with all these outrageous claims, this particular one takes the cake…Watch the video below

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/09/18/prophet-claims-fight-god-heaven/

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/Featured-Image-TEMPLATE-Frame-5-1.png
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: See These 3d Floors That Will Blow Your Mind - Pitadgenius by Salmoneus(m): 7:09pm On Sep 15, 2017
Do you guys do these? I mean Imperial innovations, can I get one of these? please reply...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (2 - 0) On 26th August 2017 by Salmoneus(m): 6:58pm On Aug 26, 2017
Immediately Man U scores NEPA takes light!! - Reporting live from Ajah, Lagos grin
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: If Phone Companies Acted Like Lagos Babes by Salmoneus(op): 7:55am On Aug 24, 2017
Nutase:
You must complete it here. I ain't clicking nothing.
May I know why?
TV/MoviesRe: Linda Ikeji Fan Made Cartoon TV Series by Salmoneus(op): 5:19pm On Aug 23, 2017
Hmm...
TravelRe: We No Longer Issue Visas To Nigerians – Netherlands Embassy by Salmoneus(m): 11:54am On Aug 23, 2017
taylor88:
y won't they deny us Visa




since u will give a Nigerian a 2 weeks medical Visa and he stays 105days



flood ur country with cabals and malams



carry kulikuli and kunu bottles dirty ur stteet
Did you even read the post? undecided
TV/MoviesLinda Ikeji Fan Made Cartoon TV Series by Salmoneus(op): 1:14am On Aug 23, 2017
Would you let your kids watch this?

Linda Ikeji is imagined as a blogger who moonlights as a super hero, she goes on investigative adventures across Nigeria as her fans write to her for help. Story lines in this show can tackle most of the socio-economic problems facing Nigeria like child abuse, female molestation, terrorism etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWkWVB5ev7c

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/08/22/fan-made-linda-ikeji-cartoon-tv-series/

Art, Graphics & VideoLinda Ikeji Fan Made Cartoon TV Series by Salmoneus(op): 1:07am On Aug 23, 2017
Would you let your kids watch this?

Linda Ikeji is imagined as a blogger who moonlights as a super hero, she goes on investigative adventures across Nigeria as her fans write to her for help. Story lines in this show can tackle most of the socio-economic problems facing Nigeria like child abuse, female molestation, terrorism etc.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWkWVB5ev7c

http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/08/22/fan-made-linda-ikeji-cartoon-tv-series/

Art, Graphics & VideoIf Phone Companies Acted Like Lagos Babes by Salmoneus(op): 10:53pm On Aug 19, 2017
Mtn is the largest network in Nigeria so if the company were to be a girl, She’d be the most popular girl on the street and every guy would have ‘sampled’ her at one point in time. Being very attractive she has the ability to seduce you with her promises or offers.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-1-Nue-Frame-0.png

She will make you abandon your current lover for her…

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-2-Nue-Frame-0.png

…and then when you get comfortable with, her true colors will come out, and you’ll find out that she’s quite pricey.

https://www.thejingbang.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/MTN-Nue-3-Frame-0.png

NEXT GLO Nigeria...
MORE:
http://www.thejingbang.com/2017/08/11/phone-companies-acted-like-lagos-babes/

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