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SELENAqueensy: No vex o.... Was it suppose to be funny?

If you share my kind of sense of humor yes, not everybody does and that's ok it'd be weird if everyone 'got' me.

What do you think?

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I've been doing comics among other things to share my quirky sense of humor...this one shows president Jona as he carries Nigeria amidst problems...

Plenty Palava

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Lmao, those comments aren't wicked, I've seen more 'wicked' things been said by Yorubas to Ibos and vice versa Nigerians to Ghanians and vice versa...those comments are kind in comparison...lol

White people making mince meat out of Africa...like if it were possible for an African to 'claim' a land between England and Scotland.

Whizpeter: Such a long stress and procedure for the Champion Of Africa?? You said they are on bench? How come they don't appear even in reserve during formation settings?? Have you bothered to check the player's resemblance? There z no single string of resemblance, they all look like Aliens!
But check out Mikel Obi of Chelsea And Victor Moses of Chelsea, The Names and Facial Appearance and even body build are near 100% perfection!! I think it still boils down to the copyright stuff!

That has been the procedure since PES 2010 I think, back then Martins resemblance was spot on even with goal celebration but you couldn't get him unless you unlocked him...

Whizpeter: Did you change Messi's Name or Robben's surname before you could use either of them... Other squads are complete, why Nigeria?

You don't need to change the name, it's like the players are on the bench you just remove the fake players and put the real one...I don't know why it only affects Nigeria but it can't be copyright because the players are there, you just have to unlock them manually!!

9jagames: No comment!!!!! I guess you are a novice, do your research very well. The world record winner for gaming competition was over $140million in America.

Its better you follow and keep quite.

We will soon launch.

You are talking about competitions that have multimillion dollar sponsors...your facebook page has only two likes and your whole presentation looks childish and amateur...you are just a joker and your motives for this is highly suspicious,

shortgun: They don't have the right to field Fifa Players, only EA sports's FIFA 14 can do that.
Its a copyright thing.

kendrick93: EA dnt hav d licence to nigeria. u need to hav an agreement with any club or country association b4 u cn use dat team unless u want to be sued. pes doesnt have d bundesliga(german lge) too due to licence problems. i hope u hav nw been educated

That is nonsense!! stop saying things you know absolutely nothing about.


To change the players to their original names go to edit > national team selection and then choose Nigeria, change all the fake players to real ones like Mikel, Anichebe, Odemwingie etc the players are already in the game but you have to manually swap them (I don't mean create a new player)

djmally: done already sent it. Pls reply

Sent it where didn't see it in my mailbox? my email is blackspit@gmail.com

djmally: 1:30 mins? Exactly what i'd thought. Gotcha

Bring it on, I'm looking for something fresh, funny, hilarious, obscene that would make people laugh and piss others off...preferably based on a single character or personality that we can turn to an online series...

Thanks for your replies, but I am looking to make many short 1:30 min vids...

djmally: If you re really that good, ve got something for you-its got mass appeal, comical and relevant. You must like it. You ve got until midday monday. Thank you sir.

Lets see what you got....I'm looking for long term partnership creating online content.

9jagames: You have right to your opinion, but have we scammed u before, you don't know us, you are already judging us. We just planning, we are yet to launch, so were does the scam comes in
For your notice registration will be free. Its best you ask questions.
Let's be positive and don't find a way to pull someone down.

1.5 million naira prize money? even advanced countries don't offer that much...it's a scam because you want to get people to follow your fb page/ site or whatever...you're just hungry for fans.

I am looking for a music video to animate for free, I am looking for something funny, witty and relevant that has the potential to go viral...if you have a piece of music that fits into this category (which is 100% your creation) reply this topic lets talk.

you can see my work here: http://www.blackspittle.com/animations.html

Awesome!! front page stuff...

I guess I've been bitten by the mobile app creator bug, this is a character design for a mobile app I'm programming at the moment, I'm going to be launching some awesome products for sale before the first quarter of this year runs out so watch out for that...


For more info: www.blackspittle.com


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Nigerians and their high and mighty attitude, smh...he without sin cast the first stone?

Forgot to mention it's a caricature.....

No political statement intended with this one, just the president in a cool heroic pose done in comic art...I finished up a work I made months back...

Find more of my stuff at: www.blackspittle.com

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That's like asking who would defeat Batman because Joker, Bane, Penguin all tried but failed...grow up, it's all scripted.

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Thoughts...

Simply awesome...

Thanks, A_d_bl_ze? who's that?

Mr Ibu caricature, hit or miss?

Complete...

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Most of the comments here are helpful but from experience I must say DON'T BUY HP LAPTOPS!!!! ANYTHING BUT HP!!!

Graphic designers have bills to pay too, an 'ad exchange' isn't guaranteed to bring income!! This is nothing more than exploitation, and only a fool would take you up on this 'partnership'.

dustydee: These guys were not found guilty so The place had to be reopened. Sadly in Nigeria one is considered guilty even after being declared innocent. Nothing evidence was found linking the owners to terrorism.

And you would trust this Nigerian government to give justice to an international terrorist worth millions? don't be naive!!

Yomieluv: can you start it,instead of proposing solution here on nairaland.

I'm not the one complaining about black man black mentality....if you can't do your little part to effect change, you are part of the problem!!!

Yomieluv: That's Nigeria for you,where we see white people as god,and overlook their shortcomings.

Imagine seeing a black man with cache of arms like that in foreign country,he's doomed for life,and even our people would be the one calling for his head. Black man,black mentality.

Instead of complaining, complaining why not do something about it...if ten people with placards made a peaceful demonstration outside that supermarket I'm sure business would go down for the owners...most people shopping there may be unaware, but nobody wants to get off their butts to do anything, instead we complain.

Why do people always take graphic designers for granted? would you offer your barber a 'quid pro quo' basis agreement?