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May be u advise GMB on what to do....

Taaaaaa,....! Na me dey wan tempt...? I go position my joystick well then sprinkle my salt water on it. Old boy carry 10% go pay my tithe then the rest.....ask Google.

Current day report has it that our new President elect has invented this new penalty for all the male politicians he is going to work with, once any of them steals public funds...

Countsparrow.....! U'r very nasty....lolssssss

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Number 4 of course because inside 4 u will see the attributes of 1,2 and 3...

PunkyOh:
I see a dirty & ashy foot.

Looks like am seeing same thing there....lolsssss

You guys don't need to be told that it's Anambra State...

izzyboy10:
what kinda rush is this na?you no fit wait for person?

Izzyboy, take am Izzy naaa...

Hmmmmm, do they really look like thighs....? Lemme check again....

I need to see those who are highly gifted with the spiritual eyes...lolssss, for Me, I think they are two balloons joined together....

It was never heard of that God destroyed a particular nation because they stole, lied, killed, nor even committed furnication but it was stated clearly that God destroyed two nations because of this fetish and barbaric act....damn.....!!! How do u feel inserting your ur John Paul inside another man's pigeon hole....Eeewwww...!!!! Damn...!

I thank God for this Topic, we can now indirectly dictate those who are gays in the room, all of u who support this man, am suspecting u all. Jail terms is not too far from u all....

SaMajeste:
Didn't you notice her attitude when you were dating? I don't want to believe she just started exhibiting such all of a sudden.
As you said, maybe she's taking advantage of your regard for women knowing you would tolerate such rubbish. As much as I love your respect for women, I feel you should be a bit tougher because sadly, not all women should be treated with kid gloves. Some don't understand gentility, they see it as a sign of weakness.
Pray for her too.
It is well with you!

U are the only female who said something reasonable on this thread...Thank u so much...

ITbomb:
I beg to disagree, a man earning 80k and a working wife should have a child (I don't mean producing each year), nothing brighten a home than a healthy child, it makes the couple eager to go back home after hustle. Another thing I hate is old age children, imagine a 50 years man still dropping his kids in Nursery school when you he should be arguing with his first son about his career choice

Spending on a child is relative, you don't send your child to a 300k per term school when there are other quality yet affordable school around, you don't make crunchies your child's lunch venue when a pot of soup can serve the family

U are truely a manager.....! Kudos to u...

From the staircase I can boldly tell u that the cat is going down....

This is the best update I have ever seen this 2015 on Nairaland. Thank u so much OP.

tonywirelex:
shoot on sight

Gbam...!

Just passing because I guess the thread is not meant for me...

Orijin101:
[b] ok. . . the last time Rachael visited me, here are the characters i observed;

*orijin, please put kamasutra letz watch, this lord of the rings is gettin borin, i did!

*orijin, you are busy with your system while I'm here alone, am i not important to you? i joined her!

*orijin, can you see what that king is doing before having sex with his wife? i comot eyes!

*orijin, you are not even romantic, are you not enjoyin the movie with me? I smiled

*orijin, why are you smilin now, you are too naughty, she mistakenly/intentionally hits my kokoro, I laughed!

*orijin, I'm coming i wanna use the toilet, i said ok!

-while she was in the toilet, i quickly performed some miracles which you will read later

-she came back and sat on my lap

*orijin, i jez don't know why i love you so much and i replied "i love you too babe"

*she started kissin me and my kokoro started searchin for signal. . .

*she started rubbin my kokoro and i started svckin her oranges

*she unzipped my trouser to give me a head but to her greatest surprise! My kokoro waz already putting on a CONDOM!

And what happened after that *some text missing*

cc: tosyne2much[/b]

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vfactor:
My opinion: make your usual sign of the cross and continue your journey. If she ask you why, tell her the bible says u should pray at all times.

God bless u bro, this is the best advise I believe u should give...he shouldn't be told that she is a devil in disguise trying to pull him down just because he said a prayer....

Try to re install it again...

Whaaaaaat.....! Are u trying to produce THE HITCH part 2 which Will Smith has already done the part 1....?

sam121:
After spending years together to produce PRISON BREAK, these men are back again to produce another heart breaking movie.

The movie is THE FLASH, episode 4

sam121:
Ok, I shall do that at once...

The movie is THE FLASH, just check episode 4 of the movie...

Ok, I shall do that at once...

After spending years together to produce PRISON BREAK, these men are back again to produce another heart breaking movie.

The attire is cool but the make up is too much for a child like that..

Old boy una dey see wetin I dey see for him waist...? This guy be like him carry sledge hammer for abdomen oooooo....

Cutehector:
I hav a feelin dat cossy will repent someday and become a reverend sister

Taaaaaa,.....! Kwuchie onu....!!! Do u want her to defile the Alter of God....

Chai....! U have really taken me back to old memory lane....I don't forget the match between British bull dog and Bret hart(hitman)...they both caught till the gassed up....

We used to call it 'okpokoro mbe'...