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na who hold her legs for you? nonsensical

i neva see anytin ooo

Ile koko ntagbe

are you serious?

Time hmmmm

YES

Ganoderma:
I wonder o my broda

As far as senator doesn't complain what is his stress?

Rubbish and so fucking what?

end time tins

lol funny tins

hmmmmmm

Fear God

Stepout:
[you need to visit Aro aSap]That is Olubadan new palaceThat is Olubadan new palace

You must be born again

Uncle jona is dat tru?

That is Olubadan new palace

Akshow:
you made no sense at all. Pray, what exactly is your point?

Abeg oga no vex d guy no com wit his brain

So there is animal right in Kano state?

mcocolok:
The thing tire me ooooo. I no dey fit look the picture ooo. I dey scroll down fast like the speed of light

Ladies don get mind pass devil sef dis time around

mcocolok:
This one pass Jesus oooo. Na Jehovah oooo

ladies are hotter dan fire dis days ooooooooo

Really?

see people heading towards hell

Jesus Christ

I still dey wait for another one

zick19:
Hello my fellow nairalanders, i will love to share with you some worldly things that happens in the church of God nowadays but doesn't pleases God.
I'm a kind of person that loves visiting different types of churches but some things that we see in churches these days are nothing to talk about, here are some:

1 PASTORS PREACHES WITH MOBILE PHONES AND LAPTOPS; This is a process in which the devil is using to send the bible into extinction, i see no big deal in pastors making use of thier bible to preach but some pastors of nowadays also wants to feel among, if devil come and attack them, is it their phone or laptop they will use to fight the devil?? The mobile bible is meant for reading when you are in a free time or you are in a bus and you just wish to go through the words of God....

2 COMPETITIONS IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; This is another thing the church of God is fond of doing nowadays, because sister Mary is putting on an expensive dress with some kinds of heavy jeweries, sister Jane is already planning the one that will beat the sister Mary's own next sunday, or brother Michael just bought a new BB Z30 last week, brother John has also gotten a new BB passport this week, is that what you come to do in church??

3 WORLDLY DANCE IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; The trending dance step in the church these days is "shoki", you will tell God when your hand turn to snake and the person you are about to strike. Some girls also what they do is twerking in the church, which can even make the pastor backslide, you better watch your ways.

4 CLAIMING BIG BOYS AND GIRLS IN THE CHURCH; This one is common in we youths, when pastor ask us to stand up and clap or praise the lord, that is when you will see some guys folding their arms, some won't even stand up at all, please if you don't praise God, who do you wnt to praise??

5 [b]PREACHING OF WORLDLY THINGS; Some pastors of these days has removed the kingdom of God from their dairy, all they know is to preach about the latest car, latest private jet, the latest mansion and how to make much money, vanity upon vaniy, all is vanity.

6 TAKING NOTE OF PASTOR'S MISTAKES; No one is above mistake but youths of nowadays don't want to know that, all they do is laugh at the pastor's mistakes, later you will start saying your prayers are not answered.

7 TOASTING IN THE CHURCH OF GOD; Hmmm.... A new babe just visited your church and because you don't want brother Mike to outsmart you in talking to her, you now decided to do your parol right inside the church, please the church is not a hook up zone, if you are in church, it's God you are there to meet not babe......

I guess that is okay for now, God bless us all.

they will never like it or share it at all

Lord let your will be done

Are you seerious? Then who is fooling who?

you people can never render our God useless

Its a free day again halleluyah