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Dammm Shiiitttt niggggarrr



After they will say we should pray for them..

These bunch of Looters are always celebrated whenever they visit their various religious houses and their Pastors/Imam won't get to tell them to change from their evil ways... They rather ask them for tithe and offerings...



This country is a Shithole indeed

Kuku kee me na

dodoniyi:
No source and one mod moved it to the front page

Chai Nairaland

Goan remove it

trudpo:
You just stole from me. You noo dey sleep?

Stop using Glo

[quote author= post=87755071]We do too.
It's the credibility we are talking of now Sean.[/quote]Ohh not again


This guy couldn't stop having issues with people and Lala Mynd44 ain't doing anything about it.

apiski:
And sincerely ever since your return to nairalbnd during this this corona saga, you have been more sensible than before. Glory be to God and kudos to you. I'm happy for you .Keep it up.

The Jamb exam kept him offline for a while, so he acquired more knowledge along the line

maggilove:
He is in self isolation.

Agreed but that doesn't stop him from addressing the Nation just to debunk the rumour.

[quote author= post=87801282]Rumors are spread by fools and accepted by idiots. [/quote]Then I think it's right time for the president to debunk the rumour by addressing the nation live on national tv.

googi:
How do you know I didn't.

If truly you did created one at least you be busy right now rather than coming here and be giving us FABU

You can lead by example by creating one for yourself

After a recent tweet by president buhari's aide Mr Bashir Ahmad trying to address the public through social media and this got many Nigerians demanding of the where about and health status of the president right after a rumour that sparked across social media that the president is currently out of the country.

#WhereisBuhari is currently trending across all social media

DModeCntStopMe:


Rubber stamp buffoon

Always talking for talking sake

How can a dead man provide relief for the living

Fat fuul

Ohh Dammn Shiiitttt niggggarrr

Abacha is a dead man and he's still providing for the living.... But the dullard in Aso rock will never do that

EdoPrince93:
The idiot went to report my post and it was taken down..Things are getting to the dingbat

I think he has come back to his senses now, he's now a changed man pls forgive him and move on

Must you guys complain[/quote][/quote][quote author=16yearsold post=87787107]Sharrap dia

Ohh Dammn Shiiitttt niggggarrr

What a beautiful Damsel
I wonder what her parents is going through right now...





Oga Olopa said we shouldn't come to the station

Joefat:
In this coronavirus period. Tell oga police..

Ohh Dammn Shiiitttt niggggarrr

Everybody Sha wants to trend with this Coro Coro issue.....

it's nothing serious to me but I suggest it's an Audio giveaway

oh sorry its

Audio bed


it's seems the Man BELOW me has reformatted his brain and I can assure you guys that he has changed and doing good... pls let's forgive him bcoz he's just a kid

[quote author= post=87782925]What a sad story to read.
RIP Hajia Laila.

To use one of us @[/b] (Hajia Fathia) arabic language we will say.....

[b]Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un
(Arabic: إِنَّا لِلَّهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ‎.
'Indeed, to Allah we belong and to Allah we shall return')


GOD SAVE US ALL
GOD SAVE THE WORLD.
This deadly Coronavirus is getting scary each and every passing day.
May God continue to protect us all.


But Greenbirth, is this really suppose to be funny to you?
You even used a laughing meme!!
Where is the sympathy in you?
This is not just right.
And your NL ilks are even liking and sharing your comment?! sigh!!
This is not the time to play politics in Nigeria or the world right now.
May God keep you safe from this deadly virus.
It is well!



Imagine people liking this sadistic comment!!
Damn it,
Sometimes, we see some comments here on NL and wish Lala is one of us @MANNA!!!
we swear down!!


Meanwhile,
PLEASE GUYS, KEEP your HYGIENE Game on point.
Keep yourselves and family members safe.
This too shall pass.[/quote][center][quote author= post=87782925]What a sad story to read.
RIP Hajia Laila.

To use one of us @[/b] (Hajia Fathia) arabic language we will say.....

[b]Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un
(Arabic: إِنَّا لِلَّهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ‎.
'Indeed, to Allah we belong and to Allah we shall return')


GOD SAVE US ALL
GOD SAVE THE WORLD.
This deadly Coronavirus is getting scary each and every passing day.
May God continue to protect us all.


But Greenbirth, is this really suppose to be funny to you?
You even used a laughing meme!!
Where is the sympathy in you?
This is not just right.
And your NL ilks are even liking and sharing your comment?! sigh!!
This is not the time to play politics in Nigeria or the world right now.
May God keep you safe from this deadly virus.
It is well!



Imagine people liking this sadistic comment!!
Damn it,
Sometimes, we see some comments here on NL and wish Lala is one of us @MANNA!!!
we swear down!!


Meanwhile,
PLEASE GUYS, KEEP your HYGIENE Game on point.
Keep yourselves and family members safe.
This too shall pass.[/quote][/center][quote author= post=87782925]What a sad story to read.
RIP Hajia Laila.

To use one of us @[/b] (Hajia Fathia) arabic language we will say.....

[b]Inna lillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un
(Arabic: إِنَّا لِلَّهِ وَإِنَّا إِلَيْهِ رَاجِعُونَ‎.
'Indeed, to Allah we belong and to Allah we shall return')


GOD SAVE US ALL
GOD SAVE THE WORLD.
This deadly Coronavirus is getting scary each and every passing day.
May God continue to protect us all.


But Greenbirth, is this really suppose to be funny to you?
You even used a laughing meme!!
Where is the sympathy in you?
This is not just right.
And your NL ilks are even liking and sharing your comment?! sigh!!
This is not the time to play politics in Nigeria or the world right now.
May God keep you safe from this deadly virus.
It is well!



Imagine people liking this sadistic comment!!
Damn it,
Sometimes, we see some comments here on NL and wish Lala is one of us @MANNA!!!
we swear down!!


Meanwhile,
PLEASE GUYS, KEEP your HYGIENE Game on point.
Keep yourselves and family members safe.
This too shall pass.[/quote]Mai Suya

Someone said you're a robot and you disgust NL

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[quote author= post=87778112]One of the most dangerous snake in the world

The Puff Adder probably accounts for more deaths than any other snake in Africa.
An adultPuff Adder may have enough venom to kill 4-5 men!


Eh ya!
Next time you see one,
just pat her on the head and say
'common baby, stop being shy now'
I'm here to take you to the zoo!
[/quote]

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[quote author= post=87778112]One of the most dangerous snake in the world

The Puff Adder probably accounts for more deaths than any other snake in Africa.
An adultPuff Adder may have enough venom to kill 4-5 men!


Eh ya!
Next time you see one,
just pat her on the head and say
'common baby, stop being shy now'
I'm here to take you to the zoo!
[/quote]Sharrap dia MAI SUYA

I hope you can grill this one too

Lovelive:
I feel ur pain but easy and 4giv them all















Nigeria will rise again (1Naira = 1 Dollar and many more blessings)

Amen, I pray the Zombies get the message am trying to pass.

Leezah:
Long Post Alert
I don’t think they start out looking for a guy to treat them wrongly.

They start out looking for a guy who is assertive, stands his ground, demands his dues, is confident, does not back down, is not a doormat. This would imply that he has what it takes to later on protect her and the kids. Quite justifiable from a primordial point of view.

The problem is that there are limits to acceptable behavior. If you take it to an extreme, all of the above qualities could be associated with wife and child abusers, sociopaths and psychopaths. If the woman doesn’t have a gauge for “when is this too much of a good thing”, she may end up with quite the jerk.

It doesn’t help if the woman’s Father was a guy who abused or mistreated his wife, her mother. Because whatever our rational intentions, we do tend to become and marry our parents. Find me a woman who is a doormat and I have a pretty good idea of what her Father was like.

Guys have an obligation to get our s**t together when it comes to raising our daughters. Too many women with Father issues out there. Love and attraction are based on both psychology and spark of chemistry. It has been scientifically proven that both pleasure and pain are needed to create a long lasting attraction. Therefore, hot and cold formula to spicy up love life always seems to win.

However, if one consciously chooses their romantic partner who treats them badly only its a strong indicator of one's low self esteem. The person doesnt believe s/he can be loved by their partner, thus will keep choosing people who treat them badly to get a confirmation of their own beliefs.

In many cases such as person may also refuse the other person who doesnt communicate their intentions in the way they are familiar with.

Unfortunately, this is the first step towards creating a toxic relationships. I would highly suggest working on one's self esteem before deciding to get involved with the other person. Hope this answer helps.

This is an age-old conundrum wrapped up in a riddle. I’ve heard arguments bandied back and forth between girls and there male “friend zone” counterparts. Often, I’ve heard women say that they pray for and would kill for a “nice guy” as long as he is physically attractive, funny, smart, etc. I’ve had female friends who dated these nice guys and they would complain that these men are “too nice” and they could walk all over them, hence they are no longer attracted to them.

-It goes back to the hunter-gatherer days, where the alpha male was the most sought after. 10,000 years of societal evolution has yet to ween humanity of this attraction. The beta males (or alpha aspirants) wait for the scraps of the hunt, and contend for the women who would settle for them.

-Alpha males can either be benevolent or bullies. They are seen as dominant, so even a “nice alpha male” can be resented for being seen as a tyrant. Most women see the alpha as their ideal - though alphas may not be compatible with them.

-There are also sigma males - they don’t subscribe to alpha or beta tendencies, but are in a class by themselves and don’t care for anyone’s opinion of them. They don’t necessarily treat women poorly. They do their own thing and there is that breed of woman who finds this trait attractive.

-Bad boys and rebels - women find them attractive as well. They think these men have more courage than the other men, and chutzpah is an attractive trait.

Do nice guys finish last? Not necessarily.

Many successful men exist in the workplace today that are very kind and compassionate. The smart women prize these men who bring home the proverbial bacon, or the “largest kill”, yet are generous, loving and in their eyes attractive.

Oh Damm Shiiitttt niggggarrr

You sound sweet just as ur DP...
ur pkekus is really one of a kind ..... only if you're truly the one

LamidiCownu:
Corona is ravaging and you want me to be discussing GEJ vs PMB with you . Too many clowns on nairaland .
Truly , your mumu never do

Your Monika says how Stupid and dumb you're.. you can argue with ur Ancestors, I tink am done tonight.

[/quote][/s][quote author= post=87766793]Rather late than NEVER.

If Prince Charles can get Coronavirus, who cannot get it then?!

This issue is getting outta hands...

God please save the world.

The world is just like a movie rn![/quote]Yeah it's like a Movie to the Zombies

Wasky101:
Do you enjoy it when you lie to yourself like this. In fact Gej built hospitals in heaven.
Oshi ara ata ma ra iyo

Another Zombie

LamidiCownu:
Audio..
Where are the 5 hospitals? ...your mumu never do

Sharrap dia
pls can you single handedly tell me the project ur bubu has ever achieve since 5yrs of his tenure...

if you talk about the Rail line and Lagos-ibadan expressway project, it's GEJ started everything

Excuzeme:
Ooh Sharrap dea! If GEJ was the President today, if asked to address the nation, Niggur will just reply "America will know", but that is by the way.

Stop asking the President to address the nation because "the real" Nigeria's President has contracted Corona Virus and is currently undergoing treatment in Lagos.

"Jibrin the elelcted" would have spoken on his behalf but we all know that one too has started coughing small-small, as a prelude to going back to the UK for another one year!
Oh, l forgot, he is thnking about what can be done to improve our hospitals as the UK don close border.

I overheard that those Politicians in Aso Rock are hoarding the medical equipments that Jack Ma of China donated to Nigeria and keeping it in their house for themselves and their family!
Issokay, the version of Corona Virus wey go catch una nor go get treatment, shey una say una nor dey hear word to be of good behaviour?

You self Sharrap dia
bro you should have told me na I never knew that Aboki they transferred to lag hospital is the one making decisions

Ohh Dammn Shiiitttt niggggarrr


This dude is doing more well than that vegetable sitting in Aso rock......


Since I was born I've never heard a news whereby the whole nation will be begging it's President to address the nation... na only 4 9ja


Ohh I miss GEJ
niggggarrr built 9 Universities **renovated 6** making 14 in addition, 3 polytechnics, 157 Almajiri schools, 5 Hospitals, and 3 dams
and 2 power stations etc..... All in 6yrs.....

The current Aso rock saint didn't build nothing and yet some idiats we have here will still be praising him thank God we re all in this shit together....... E.g That Dead meat Griller and co.. bunch of idiats

Ohh Dammn sh***ttt niggggarrr

That's a good move...

inCase the APC Zombies (e.g That Dead Meat Seller) didn't get the News update for the past 24hrs.

ur Chief of Staff is currently in Lagos and ur Frassident is currently coughing Skelewu cough ever since he shared same goro (kolanut) with Kyari after kyari's return from Germany..

Akhigbeblog:
This is a lie

Sharrap dia... idiat

ohh Dammn Sh**tt niggggarrr

See wetin Punna don cause.. Las Las court will grant him bail but ur eye has gone for Life..

I remember back then where one dude for my area dey beef me bcoz I dey nack him girl, nigga was so mean to the extent of reporting me to my mum but I no gree bcoz the girl Punna get oil

He later confronted me to back off or else he will call his Aiye men to come deal with me... Omo as I hear that one I discharge the girl straight up..

The only fight I can separate is a situation whereby two Chickens re fighting... I can't even separate a Goat fight bcoz the way they raise their heads and legs wen fighting it's a bit scary to me

SirBunky85:
senseless

Thank God u just said it... Idiat

SirBunky85:
and u think it's funny right?senseless post

SirMonkey what's ur problem?

[quote author= post=87678479]This is getting more serious each passing day.

Get well soon Mrs Elba.

Get well soon Fellaini.

STAY SAFE GUYS.

It is real!!
[/quote]Mai Suya I can see you're now humble.. keep it up