₦airaland Forum

Simplecity:
dem dan ban rotten meat account??....wetin shele yan me ooo

Johnawesome:
Wo miss me

EdoPrince93:
my thoughts exactly

YorubaKinging:
I thought we are on lockdown ni
No church
No mosque

But they can burn down houses and kill farmers

Lol, this coronaVirus is a means to ban religion of every kind
And give you one world religion which is science and technology
You'll see very soon

sevo:
Space bookers association of Nigeria (Nairaland).. I greet una

iLegendd:
How I'm Enjoying Myself During This Coronavirus Pandemic [Picture]

In 2014, I witnessed Ebola. At that time, I was looking for a job, but was unserious with the job search because I hate job.

In 2015, Buhari took over and things slowly started becoming difficult and all blames was on PDP by APC. In 2016/2017, recession finally came and people started suffering more than ever.

As a man, I analyzed everything and said to myself, "I'll work smart now that everyone is suffering so that when it finally subsides, I'll smile forever even in subsequent difficult and socially isolated times like Ebola, the Guinea/African virus."

Today, another one has come and they call it the Chinese/Asian virus or simple called coronavirus.

When this one subsides in few months' time, those who are working smart now will reap the benefits.

What is working smart? I'll address that later.

You see, and mark my words, when this Coronavirus stops, those Billionaires who are smart will get all the money they lost in few hours and more. Those that aren't will struggle to get back all the money they lost.

There is a hidden game being played here, but it's unclear to the public.

It's all about causing a global meltdown and when it ends, the smart will recoup more than they lost while the dumb keeps struggling and struggling.

Who are the dumb? The dumb are those who believe in The 7 Parent's Advice:

1. Go to school
2. Graduate with good grades
3. Get a job
4. Get a car
5. Get a wife
6. Have lots of children
7. Advice your children to do as you did and don't support them if they go contrary

The smart are those who believe 80% of the money in this world are online while 20% are offline.

What these smart people do is: they focus on things they can do on a computer or phone while inside their rooms without going out.

Do you know Messi, Ronaldo, and 200 more richest players combined are poorer than Mark Zuckerberg who works from his room?

These players are working so hard offline (on the pitch) to earn a living, but Mark is working so smart in his room to earn wealth.

I'm not against football players because they earn more than enough to survive, but in terms of pandemic disasters like this, all of them, or at least, most of them get quarantined and their business get shutdown for a while, but Mark is still in his room making money even though his income dropped a bit — it didn't drop as much as those who are 100% doing their businesses offline and neglect online where 80% of the wealth is.

Talking about working from home, I'll show you one example.

See, whenever I cook while enjoying being at home as I always have been, I take pictures/record videos of the processes involved in cooking the meal.

At the end of the day, these vids/picture will be turned to books or how to cook this and that, diet on this and that, or story of how I lived and cooked my ass off during coronavirus self-isolation and how to prepare for the next pandemic in 5, 10, or 15 years time, etc.

To those who don't know anything about being smart-working, but only hardworking, will see me taking pictures or making videos of my cooking processes in this trying coronavirus times as childish and immature.

Back to enjoying during this panic, I have bought all I needed to stay in self-isolation for months. Starting from carton of tomatoes, bags of rice/beans, broiler fowls, garri, egusi, yam, cartons of bottled water, fuel in case the free 24 hours light disappoints, etc.

Yesterday, I slaughtered big and overfed broiler, cooked stew, fried meat and chicken, fish, yam, etc.

I'm just inside cooking, exercising, taking pictures, and sleeping.

You know what? These cooking and pictures will be turned to money digitally. Your life and what you do in your house is worth money, but most people are don't monetize it.

Why my fellow Nigerians, the rich ones, are cooking and enjoying, I'm turning turning my own processes of cooking to money. They go to work to make this money they used in buying all the things they cooked, but I don't go to work to get my own money — I stay in my room with my phone and laptop and get even more by just working smart, not hard.

Before typing this post today, I checked my online account balance from my different online businesses and I have made more than those doing 5-9 job already while lying on my bed. Yes, the income reduced because of the Chinese virus, but it's better than none.

So, be smart-working, not just hardworking only.

The internet has 80% money on earth, but 80% of the world's population are not tapping into it yet. I doubt they'll ever catch up.

I have a lot to say, but I'm not really in the mood of talking much nowadays.

Enjoy!

voltron14:
Your own case is special.

Are you not the one putting your account number on Nairaland begging people to assist you ?

And you say you aren't unproductive?

voltron14:
Would you believe me if I told you?

voltron14:
Subsidies would go this year.

The subsidies would go because a local alternative to imports, in the form of the Dangote refinery would come on stream. Of course, this may have to be reviewed based on how Covid-19 affects its take off.

I don't know how to communicate this, but as someone who travels quite a lot, the one thing I ask myself in every society i find myself is "why are these people so successful?" And I can only point to productivity as the reason.

We have cocoa but do not make chocolate.

We have hides and skin but we aren't known for leather works.

We must produce no matter the excuses.

Perfecttouchade:
sent.. told a paga to pay into ur aza *omoto****..small chip

Obascoetubi:
Igbos don killed her

BLESSICA:
07038394724....send your account details make i show una small love. Any amount you see u manage.

Banmeallday:
TOTAL DIVISION OF NIGERIA...


You can still marry Igbo and Efik girls if that is your fear....

Aladegba:
You are really souless

Lordapson23:
Ur account is next in line to removal...

Lordapson23:
Ur account is next in line to removal...

Lordapson23:
Ur account is next in line to removal...

Mac12:
I no be bro ooo

Angelfrost:
The revenue they will lose will be astronomical!... Most of them will not survive it!

Maybe las las, Our idle youths will finally be cured of such gambling disease!!!

Mac12:
They refunded mine for yesterday's game. So chill

Mac12:
They'll refund you nah