₦airaland Forum

motionarena:
All you guys that bet your extinction is near.

Be thinking of better things to do with your life.

donbachi:
The present heat everywhere reach to make person remove clothes dey waka naked for road.

Davash222:
Useless company!

NwaAmaikpe:




A woman must NEVER open the mouth given to her by God to ask her husband for sex unless she was married from a brothel.
Only a man does that.

As a husband, the day your wife opens her mouth to tell you that her kpekus is hungry should be the day you chase her out of your house because no responsible woman who was conceived from the sperm of an intelligent father and the egg of a decent mother does that.

It shows that she is a nympho. If she can beg you, then she can beg your friend too.

However, a woman who does not want to go through the hassles of begging her mother-in-law to help them draw up a Sex timetable can convey her preek cravings to her husband through non-verbal communication which is termed in BedRule 101 as TripleBL or 'Basic Bedroom Body Language'.

A decent wife who wants her husband's submarine to sojourn in her Bermuda Triangle can just spread her legs and plead with him to help examine a fictitious razor bump on the tip of her canal using his finger then gyrate her hips like the blades of a low-voltage powered blender while biting her lips like hard Suya as he does this.

Or she can roll from her end of the bed to his using his body as wedge but ensuring that either her Gluteus Maximus brushes against his 'Omenuko' or her mammary glands bumps into his hand each single time.

A real husband who truly thinks through his preek will react positively to either of these scenarios.

But the best bet for a stubborn husband who is unable to read the writings on the wall is to pray to God to send down the spirit of Conji to trouble him till he can sleep no more.

If all of these fails, she should masturbate or look for either a pastor, a neighbor, an ex-boyfriend or a colleague in whom she can 'confide' her sexual woes to.

Coldie:
I am at Igbo guy from IMO but how come I have never noticed all this. I have never banged an IMO state girl in my life before, but people keep telling me that imo state/ owerri girls are easy.

How do they do it

yrex01:
it's been a long day, you're tired. Please DRINKWATER n come back to type with sense.

Felixamos:
Sometimes when you read a news without anything tangible to say just use an emoji..

EVILFOREST:
Between 500 and 800k per month.
Because if we take it per hour.
Pets say 2000 naira per hour and someone puts in 12hours/ day....that's within the Range.

After all, UNITED STATES has 3900 Naira/ Hour as MINIMUM WAGE.....
that's the Lowest someone can earn there.
..including DISH washers, CHEF, Private Security Personnel.
Truly, NIGERIANS are soaked in Poverty..
I learnt some TEACHERS are paid 18k/ month.
That's about 63 Naira / hour

I will not stop telling people to sell their properties and relocate.
U shouldn't experience HELL twice.

Follysho707:
Guy, you be typical MC Oluomo disiciple ooo.... 'Arindi', 'Asiwin', 'Ode', 'Oponu', 'Apoda' ati bee bee lo.

Have you heard of 'Bill Gates', 'Steve Jobs', 'Mark Zuckerburg', 'Jeff Bezos' et al... Intelligence don help them rule the world! Siddon there dey use red-eye extort kobo-kobo from innocent iya olojas..

voicelez:
Buhari is a terrorist