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BadBradley:
me stalk you? Who quoted who?

When we told you your mama had untreated vagina warts during your conception that resulted in you being born with brain lesions, no be play.

When hammer you textually you go complain with "take your own advice" now you done dey claim say them dey stalk a fatherless idiot like you. When your life won't don't even worth the data cost of this very message.

Disinherited idiot.

the matter still dey pain you o


Sadly the bucket wey you dey cry Inside never full


I really have been giving you headache and insomnia because I see that the only way you can have a peaceful life is by stalking me on nairaland

At least I have given you my attention that you don't deserve

justscorchone:
Ma do mummy e

pervert

Romanoff:
How old was she when she had this boy?

28

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Just imagining me banging this milf from that big behind.

you want to bang your mother's age mate are you a pervert?

BadBradley:
maybe, but you're tormented by a legion of demons responsible for your chronic low self-esteem.

Nairaland remains the only gauge to measure your worthless uneventful life. Unfortunately for you, after scalping you brutally, I will still deny you the consolation prize of having the last say.

I know that's what you desperately need even as your word-improvisation has dried up like your mother's kint.

Sorry, Mr Badfoolery, look for an oak tree or a Manila rope. Your life won't even be worth the rope's market price.

Yen Yen Yen Yen Yen


Coming from a chronic stalker that it's day cannot be complete without carrying it's lousy opinion into my mention

BadBradley:
if lame repetition were a disease, you'll be in comatose.

Take your own advice,take your own advice, empty head.

Mr. Badfoolery

Analphabetic buffoon.

just accept it, you're a fool

Cultist girlfriend don go Fok another guy wey be rival cult group

BadBradley:
your life wouldn't be worth the squeeze if you were a juice....you're as dry and lame as a broken CD...stop forcing yourself.

Word-banding isn't one of your good points.

you need to take your own advice because that's exactly what you are guilty of


You need help,get one real fast before you run mad

BadBradley:
the more you try to emulate me using grammar, the more your laughable background is laid bare. Mr Badfoolery

yeah very apt.thats your name

Weakling too don dey feel itself

BadBradley:
Bedazzled simpleton. You're retorts are as lame as your peerage.

We see through your pretence.

yeah as lame as your matchstick erectile dysfunctional d1ck

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
She's a mature woman and not some underage girl therefore there's nothing wrong with wanting to bank her

must everything always be about sex? Why can't you put your pen1s under control?

Righteousness89:
What a Wicked World we live in!
Disable Man, able Enough to be Firing little girls to produce babies for sell!

And God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth, and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually.
And it repented the LORD that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart.

This Generation cannot Escape GOD'S Wrath!!
The Wickedness is too much..

speak for yourself.i am excluded from God's wrath.i will experience his mercy and goodness daily.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
I won't mind banging her mum, I think she will be very sweet

filthy pervert

BadBradley:
exaggerated laughing emojis hiding frustration.

Your papa abandoned you but I promise to stick. To you here. I'm with you on this.

Frustrated sod

my Papa my papa.thats all you've being whining about for some days


You really wish
It's like you need a big bucket to cry me a river because this your wailing really enter you for body o

What a sad soy boy.awon weakling

BadBradley:
you're inadvertently admitting you're feeling the verbal assault. Son of an absentee father.

When your father jumped ship immediately he sighted your hideous face why wouldn't you come to Nairaland and invent words like badfoolery

e still dey pain am o


It really hit a nerve

BadBradley:
you done begin speak dialect upon the matter?

Mr Badfoolery? Bloody illiterate. Book you no know, papa you no get, na Nairaland be your adopted. Pikin when no get sense.

I bruise you sotey you carry go coin badfoolery from your village to look smart.

Dopey simpleton.

Awwww so it hurt you that deep


Just one puncture and you're already wailing

Oya cry me a lagoon

BadBradley:
"e pain am" this is a used as your underwear.

Get me new materials.

Oro Na dun ofekusi nairaland

E pain you sotey you wan die for nairaland

BadBradley:
SAMBARRY, the snowflakes is desperately grasping at straws now.

Someone please help

e pain an

BadBradley:
This one hit am. Empty laugh emoji to hide real pain.

SOMEBODY, why are you struggling to have the last word? You've run out of steam, your retorts are laboured and empty.

You're so easy to read up psychologically. Nothing is going on in your life. And I could put my fingers to it, it's your foundation; absentee/part-time father, domineering mother.

The fallout is a boy who came to Nairaland looking for his identity amongst strangers so he names himself SAMBARRY (SOMEBODY) to assure his failing spirits that he's someone of reckoning.

This is why you need to respond even when you have nothing to say.

This is why I will deny you that to torment your soul to the harsh realities of life.

Sambarry, we at Nairaland can't father you.

Logout and go have a long talk with your mother.

Yen Yen Yen cry Me a lagoon

Oro Na dun,ofeke

BadBradley:
why are you struggling to comment, Empty soul.

You come off as someone who needs Nairaland for validation. This is the place you hide where your own failures don't echo back to you.

SAMBARRY-SOMEBODY what's the problem? Why do you use Nairaland to assuage for the absence of your father?

See how you're struggling to respond, struggling to have the last word. And an insecure, empty, low scum like you with mental sterility and psychological disorders will be yapping about kids when your mental development stalled since you were 14!

Na people like you dey use una last money for data sub. That's the oxygen for your pathetic existence.

lmaoo o really?

You're still at it?

You wake up on a Tuesday morning at early as 7.21am to keep blabbing.go get busy joor.stop being an irritant.

BadBradley:
your hormones responsible for shame is mutate. Reread your message and lookk for an oak tree and rope.

take your own advice

ProfAmaben:
Kneeling down in public?

what's wrong about that?

BadBradley:
Stop the charade, dude. You're looking stupider than you began.

are you ok?


Why don't you leave your mummy's phone and go get busy

All these head slamming countries sef

Anytime they see a gathering of christians body go just dey pepper them anyhow

BadBradley:
your name and enlighten shouldn't be in same sentence.

Your existence is a blight on the light of creation.

How can you teach what you yourself haven't finished understanding?

You're one of the shortcomings of the internet becoming mainstream. And Nairaland has been the worse for it.

all these small small teenagers wey no dey hear word sef

Romanoff:
Even side chic get NEPA and stand by gen.

Nollywood slayaueens fresh meat Don land

BadBradley:
you say hyphen na to draw your attention to the union of two words? I swear the sperm way flagellate your mama oven is zinc-deficient. That's why you were born with brain lesions..

Na people like you make them reduce jamb cut-off mark.

Hyphen is to make two words compound words. It is to join them.

Take your education with humility and stop doing gragra you have no reason to be proud.

you're supposed to be ashamed of yourself that despite taking my precious time to enlighten you, you are still displaying idiocy.

Leave your mummy's phone and go and wash the dishes I say this little boy

BadBradley:
you combine nonstandard words with an hyphen (-) for example shellacked-Sambarry , denoting the intensity of the beatings you have endured so far

"Badfoolery" is only bad grammar and not a word, it depicts your education was never prioritised by your parents.

No self-manufactured word appear as standard words. You either italicised them or hyphenate them.

Go back to nght school, bedazzled ode.

You must be a victim of state free education.

ahannnnnnn even if we teach you a for Apple,B for ball your head go still no correct

Hypen is to draw your attention to the union of the two words.

Intelligence-zero
Ability to think-zero
Comprehension-zero

What are you now good at? . Talking balderdash all the time.abeg go and be useful and help your mom wash the dishes little boy