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Look at the 2dirty miscreants

Camouflaging to rape when there are prostitutes all over the place

Anyway I pity those girls wey dey still go on dates or go visit men they met on Facebook for money or whatever

You have been told countless times not to associate with total strange men on Facebook because there are creeps and sociopaths on Facebook looking for who to take out their frustrated life on but some stopeed girls will not hear word until they fall victim of one chance on Facebook

If they were gainfully employed they won't be constituting themselves as nuisance in those places you mentioned

Who wants to risk his life on Yahoo when HE knows the consequences iF caught
which employed graduate will be dancing at a party where he wasn't invited when Monday to Friday is usually busy for him and the only time to rest well is Saturday and Sunday, so you mean he will gate crash another person's party looking for money when he earns his own with dignity

Op talk another thing or stick with your women hating rules at least that's what you're good at

What is the meaning of all this riubbish?

This is really very irritating and nasty

dollyjoy:
Seriously? A married man should travel for a YEAR without due notice.



What an advice!!

YEs. A good advice at that

O so you want him to sit down there and keep putting up with her aggression

Leave her for some time and travel. Just travel for a year without her notice. When she doesn't see anyone to take out her aggression on she will calm down

One of the most crazy things you can do for a tempramental woman is leaving them with their craziness. E dey pain them die say after all the hot air the husband no even look her side.When boredom ,konji and cold rainy weather nearly kill am she will be forced to change.you know say na rainy season we dey and the thing needs to be lubricated this season. When sexual frustration nearly kill am she go senmpe

Kenyaaaaaa

So Nigeria is even learning craziness from Kenya

Smellymouth:
Oya wura, pishure of ya real faze or adonbilivit

Its my real face

Oyao smellymouth

Smellymouth:
Daris not your real face jare

LMao

DO YOU want to know my REAL face more than me

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Here you go

Smellymouth:
Iya wura,I still haff nt see yhur sezzy pishure

i don't have sezy pishore

Smellymouth:
Axorted,Your "chyking" skill is not bad...

In the voice of Falz,"Azorted,you are ofishially my Azorted in my pot of Soup==>(fuku,abordi,ringroad,kpomo,shaki,floater)

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Izz nut a simpu sturvs, even me doeshunt haff the skillz you haff..

YELS,I wills.."

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me nko?

Was she forced to marry the guy

Both of them look awful anyway

And so what

tearoses:
why did you put your beads within her reach

I was tired na

Onegai:
Tearoses and sambarry, that was to just sew the Ankara, not even to put stones. I moonwalked outta the shop. There are no more tailors in Lagos, it's to put signboard and print business cards that says "Designer, Haus of Olamide" and be charging exorbitantly. Packaging is not cheap.

Why will you be pinching a little geh in her uniform, eh?? What did she do to you?? Has she
-broken the remote control
-broken the screen of the phone
-thrown away her earring and broken 3 of your jewelry (including the coral beads that were antique and original )
-flushed something important down the toilet
-drank her bathwater
-refused to sleep in her crib or by herself, she must always lie on your body
-smiles at every young man in Lagos, even though you show her pics of her intended every single day and make her practise her post English accent
-refused to sit on her potty
-refused to allow you use the loo or even just hide in it for 10 minutes without her crying (Himself has started hiding in his cupboard)

Ehhhh

Haaa she has done some of it o

My expensive beads of over 14k she dismantled everything to use TO make the shape of 12345.I was like gbese 're!

Shebi there's black board and chalk in the corridor to write or draw whatever. There IS also cardboard and marker, why must you destroy my beads

She's just to restless. Second one went to my make up box and was playing with my lipstick. Till today I can't find wherever it is

Third attempt foiled. While in the kitchen cooking, I just noticed that she was quiet and she's not sleeping. What could this girl be up to again. That was how I caught her about tearing the nepa bill I kept on the dinning table as a reminder to pay Nepal bills.she was about using it to do decoration
I was like kilo man shey e. You won't respect yourself abi?

The only time she's not up to something funny is if Nepa brings light and she's watching cartoon

During sleep she wants to be hugging my neck. If I say oya move, once I back her and sleep off she's doing the same thing

When we're outside and she sees police she will be asking where's your gun?

If she sees the one with gun she will say is there anything inside, let me see

tearoses:

she sounds like a lovely kid
She is just doing what most kids her age do
but you get small blame too oooooo
how did she get hold of tipex?
Also give her earrings that are not easily removable
As for the shoes and socks......you cant do anything
she will soon grow out of it
when she becomes older now, she will be doing oge like her mum
if you see my daughter now and fashion
everything must match
Just now she came to me smelling of coconut oil

so I cannot put tipex on the stool in the house again?

As for the ones that aren't easily removable she Will be complaining that she doesn't like that one because it's uncomfortable.na she dey choose earing herself

tearoses:
Na so oooooo
My tailor is on polo road
One simple skirt and blouse is 15k

But you are right, everthing is about packaging these days
I want to a restaurant and when I asked for the menu, they gave me an ipad
I said please give me the print version
I want to see what I am doing
Thank you

LMao

And the food won't satisfy you.after 3spoons you'll be like so 2500 Don finish?

Moreso tailor ni tailor nje.all those tailors that open shops in containers or make shift are equally as good as the one who will Behind her shop up and make it more sophisticated

And iF the cloth even tear sef you cannot take it back there for adjustments. Rada rada

I'll rather give my money TO the tailors who are still looking for money to rent shop than the one one senator opened a clothing line for in lekki.nonsense

tearoses:
And you are even telling me that you pinch her
sambarry dont let us fight o!
Leave the girl alone
All kids stain their uniforms

ARE you serious? How about pulling off shoes and now running with ordinary socks in the school compound,misplacing one earings OF ear ,drawing orisirisi at the back of their school books or using tipex to paint her nails.you mean that one too doesn't require beating or when I come to pick her from school we should be looking every where for the second leg of sandals ?

tearoses:

I can just imagine the look on your face when the tailor tells you 20k

i will just say ire o.abeg where's the way out

tearoses:

How is Wura
Hope you are not pinching her or I will beat you like aso oke

lol

Sometimes

When she stains her school uniform

@onegai 20k to put stones?

Kilonbaka.go and meet tailor outside lekki that will do it at lesser prices jare

tearoses:
Hmmmmmm
thats another way
You just use tweezers to pick them up abi?

no just remove the wire from the socket so it'll cool down a bit then stick it on the cloth. Lobatan.it's just that it'll take a longer time because you have to do it one by ON,slow and steady

Really?

So you were already salivating. Ok another thing you can do that will make you spend less is if you buy it in idumota at that price then give it to less expensive tailors that will not collect more than 1500naira from you per aso oke o

tearoses:
You sef
I was just about to empty my account to send you money to buy me 2k aso oke in every single colour; onion red, onion white, onion green and so on
Sigh!
Just raised my hopes for nothing

tearoses:
Very easy
Just pick an ankara print that has a design that the stones will look fab on
I dont use a glue gun but a special rhinestone applicator
It works the same way by heating up the rhinestone and then you place it on the fabric
the better quality the rhinestone the better the result.

the easier way is just put it on hot iron for few minutes, remove it and then stick it on the dress. That's all

tearoses:
thats what I was thinking
so when you said 2k I was like what!!!!
for this Naija?

LMao

No for where you wan see that one?

Except it's bend down select sha

lilmax:
you are easily spotted ..... all I need is interactions with those monicas

good to know

tearoses:
ah o ti yemi
I was talking about the whole set

haaaaaa

You like awoof o

If it's 15k you bought the whole set with All the designs and stones on IT then it's worth it na.

The designers,tailors and producers will remove their profit including the stones they put on it

tearoses:
these ones are 5k in gbagi market in ibadan
and 4k in badagry

there ARE designs on this one na

tearoses:
Welcome dear
this cant be 2k
Haba!

I bought one aso ebi aso oke for 15k
No stones
nothing

1 yard of aso oke ALONE without the stones on IT. Just empty aso oke no designs is what I'm calling 2k