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TheSonOfMark:
Yeah right! I bet you can't butcher them yourself even if they've incapitated.♦

cats are one of the easiest creatures to kill.


All it takes is to grab the thing. Tie its two hands and legs, put inside sac and tie it very well. Roll it over your head several times and slam its head on the floor like 3 times till its dead. Lobatan.


Kilolembe

You mean cats


musu yen ma nice o

mutter:
I love cats. They are so faithful and carry themselves with elegance.
The last cat I had saved my baby's life more or less.
I brought my baby home from the hospital but it kept throwing up.
I had a hard time with the cat she insisted on being not only in the room with the baby but was constantly jumping into the baby bed
I kept throwing her out but she was so persistent. Since she didn't do it with the other baby I decided to let the cat have her way . She would lie at the foot of the bed and stay there. One day I was in the kitchen cooking. The cat ran in frantic. Meaww!!! And out. Came in and out I just had to follow her. She ran to the baby bed and the baby had thrown up and was choking on it. She watched over my baby like her own., always called me once the baby was awake or started throwing up.
My cat was a house cat though. Wouldn't like a cat that left the house near my baby.

TheSonOfMark:
Damn! ♦

awon ologbo dudu from 2catwoman looks inviting

these cats are just black for nothing


by the time it gets to the butchers table and they dismember its parts and then I soak it inside hot water and peel off its fur. Lobatan


na to spice up and boil it before it finally gets to the promised land -efo riro


trust me it's the most sumptuous meal you've ever eaten in your life

and as for those eyes, they're nothing. It'll be plucked and dragged out of its socket when dismembering it

2CatWoman:







Madam, e sora o, be careful o, these guys are watching out for you.

Lesbians

So why were you now raising false alarm

Cats are good for eforiro

Space booked

Space booked


reservations

Space booked

jaybee3:
Oya na

Let's go there

owo da?



lace and cap

bellong:
Her party rock no pass Lagos..

I don't do mogbo moya aka party crasher

See kweshion o

bellong:
I am sure she never enter ojude Oba before. Na story she hear.

Sambarry you don go before?

jaybee3:
What date is it sef

You suppose arrange owambe join sef

I wan shower you with the greenback

September 26.

Na im be say you go buy and co

owo da

Idowuogbo:
See expert! One leg up! Mama o!!! Awon party animals ti wo lu. *singing afro juju* sambarry baby......Sambarri mama....ijo shina....i jo shina.....

gbam! Your Head is there


you just sang one of my favourite Parry song

jaybee3:
Ileya is next month ooo....i don dey ready go buy ram sef

hope na healthy and robust ram ni be ram wey thin abi ram wey Don escape from aboki o.better agbo

jaybee3:
Take me instead na





Na joke ooo before you begin practice your next yabs on moi

oya let's go. Meanwhile make sure you hold ya wallet well o.if pickpockets tif ya money oyo lowa o.you go tell kabiyesi make he give you transport money

Kimoni:
I just dey greet you ni. Me sef no remember say ojude Oba na next month, na you come remind me I don tell you say you be Ijebu pass me, you no gree. But no dey take Wura go all these parti o abeg you

she no even like am sef. The music is to deafening loud for her and the smell of people smoking cigarette makes her cough unusually so I don't even bother taking her there


and for the last time I AM NOT IJEBU

vfactor:
You've only seen one! Your team mate! there are many more like us!

really?

Idowuogbo:
Pardon? Sambarry ti mu shepe o!!! Madam, what are you talking about? Mehn i'm lost.

I didn't drink shepe o.mo normal baje. My senses are very intact.


I was translating what you asked someone to translate for you ni na.


wura don sleep na.thanks for asking

next time you will adjust your earing to make it almost fall so when it falls pretend like it's the earing you want to bend down and pick. Meanwhile make sure your clutch bag is close to the floor where you are bending. Just pack the thing . people will be to carried away dancing to notice you.

Then make sure it's the song were people are really engrossed in you bend and pretend that you are looking for the earing ni o.

Idowuogbo:
No one even asked me about the owambe I went to lastweek.Chei! It was fantabulous. . But we women get problem ooo...my outfit was soooo tight to bend pick the dollars wey dem spray me na mission impossible oo...mehn come see skills,I had to use my feet to sweep everything to the middle first,then stylishly started komole-ing to pick them up. .

Idowuogbo:
Lmao! When I went for alterations,everything seem fine o....i sent oga tailor a message the next day telling him the dress was too tight and that he wanted to embarrass himself (not me) for posh party and you know what this nanamu go tell me? He said i must have put on weight in the space of 2 days? :oMehn...i called him straight and asked she o mu kan ti ijoba ni kan ma mu? (Someone please translate for moca) after giving it to him hot, he gave me discount.

did you drink what government said you shouldn't drink (pararaga and all this local concoction drinks that causes the tummy to be bloated and body full then makes your cloth tight).basically he's asking you whether you took any local hot drink/mixture. Those are the things government banned (ministry of health) because the ingredients and process of mixture is very dangerous to the health

Idowuogbo:
Nothing o...i been wan ask if you and tpia relate ni oo...cus i dey wonder y u go tell persin make she use shayo ease pain,na omo bibi nu e o!!!! Hian! Ko nice mehn....ko de funny rara. I gats tell you the truth.

I wasn't trying to be funny. I'm giving her the advice I can take myself.i never had no intention WHATSOEVER to slight her or make her feel slighted. I was just thinking it might take her mind temporarily away from the agony of her loss.

vfactor:
Yeah. I am. Me and my brother. Surprisingly my brother hardly gets angry! Me? Some people get surprised seeing me angry! But I do!

really?


this is the first time I'll see a very calm stutterer

Idowuogbo:
Sambarri honey,but me and you know you don sign na

bet why you dey swear give me. Wetin I do you

Idowuogbo:
This babe sef! Hian!

what apeen?

Kimoni:
sambarry is a case!

expantiate kimo

Idowuogbo:
Ko gbadun rara (she is no well)

why na idowu baby?

why you dey swear for me

vfactor:
That's just one person. You can't used that to rate all stutterers.

well that's my own experience with a stutter. Are you one?

FrancisTony:
Men are actually their own worst enemy.

Women disagrees with a fellow with different opinion while men insult and label a fellow with different opinion from what I have seen so far.

By the way, assuming a man created this thread to bash men, trust the kind of insult he'll receive and I am guessing that's a guilty conscience...

are you minding it


of course you are obviously right. After all I see their rants when stalking you up and down with trolling