₦airaland Forum

byvan03:
She never start ask Facebook, this one nah beginning.

I'm surprised I've not read you need deliverance

byvan03:
Until women learn to marry their friends and not some psychologically stuck up old stick in the mud, woe shall continue to be their tales. Marry your friend and lover, period!

take 5.


your head is correct

bukatyne:
I hope she is kneeling while serving you with her face tilted downwards...

We won't except her to be rude enough to look you directly in the eyes... not so

And she will also rub your back so after food so you will bulch

nawa o.this is a serious matter

CaptainNemo:
. Aba women riot of 1929.

29 I meant. Thanks for the correction

bukatyne:
Party of the thread nau

o.so its the thread you're calling party

nawa

Came:
Her age really show for her face.Something tells that she is not happy.I wish her well .

if you think happiness is dependent on marital status then you have a long way to go . meanwhile why are you people always bitter whenever others are happy. What kind of spirit is that


somebody is celebrating her birthday. You don't have anything nice to say about her and all you can say is she's not happy.


jeez. Smh

cococandy:
Irresponsible behavior. He no dey shame sef

please and please this is an ACHIEVEMENT.


Fela is an example. Be borning children left right and centre. Only few turned out well. The rests na delinquents, school drop out, runz babes, local music back stage dancers etc.



arinze kontinu.

Congratulations on your achievement. More grease to your elbow.

Let me know when you have 60 children from 40 other women if you won't die of high bp before the kids even enter secondary school



next!

bukatyne:
E Karo, Wura ati family nko?

No mind me... I came late to the party

That Morning Gorgeous lady is gorgeous (minus the purple hair )

we are fine o.wura ti lo si school. Which parti again o?


laro twizday

Bet how come nigerians behave themselves in obodo oyinbo. When they're arrested they behave like gentle men but here our craziness is just mind blowing

Godset1:
It very easy to arrest this type of people, u grab his joystick to arrest him. The madness go commot from his eye.

Kx:
Soon now or later, I see FRSC, Police, KIA and Lastma officials showing their own level of madness by stripping nakked too to arrest a naked driver.

Little wonder Nnamdi Kalu calls it the Zoo Republic!

what is it with nigerians and unclothedness
1.if they catch a thief they will strip him or her naked
2.if they catch a woman in adultery they will strip the woman and her lover naked
3.if you want to resist arrest or protest you strip your self naked
4.the aba women riot of 1939 to was done in unclothedness
5.lagos prostitutes protested naked to alausa when they protested about police harassment and illegal arrests of their colleagues

Visocrate:
will this stop his arrest ?

no.i expected the frsc guys to grab him, overpower him and force him into their car naked just as he is so that when he will be charged to court there'll be evidence that he stripped himself naked. If possible appear in court naked


it is madness they take to cure madness. By so doing he will realise nobody gives a sht about his unclothedness. Begging him to wear clothes is like petting him. His unclothedness will not change the punishment of his offence

Many are mad few are roaming. He is only adding to his offences .count 1.breaking traffic rules
2.resisting arrest
3.constituting public nuisance

DankemzI:
Woman wrapper

what's woman wrapper about that


my father always ironed my school uniform as a kid and tie my school belt . reason beyond your village

as an adolescent I washed my fathers car and tyres, with the windscreen and all. Does that make me a man wrapper? Oponu

bukatyne:
See kwestion

Do you think all men cheat?

Are you saying you have never seen a faithful husband?

bukooollaaaaa you nor dey taya



osharo o

MRBrownJ:
no matter what we have between us (children included), that would be the end of that union.

you look like seal in a cute way (kiss from a rose) in that your picture.


n.b: I'm not flirting with you. I'm ADMIRING your picture.das all

Chai see free disgrace. His wife children and siblings will not come out of the house for one month


This one don wapa o

Meanwhile nairalanders

All this what ifs sef.why not apply this principle of tony

Instead of aborting the pregnancy and shake up yourself like nothing happened you are giving loosers justification to laugh at you. Continue looking for the blue eyed man that slept with you


I bet you don't even know his name talk more of where he stays

Then dish it na.kini big deal


anything can cause marriage break down these days


if your yash is getting unusually big he'll divorce you. If you sleep too much divorce. If you are not horney when you are supposed to be honey divorce. Meanwhile


I don't see anything extraordinary in dishing food. What is there?

he's not asking for too much as far as I'm concerned

Ifeyinwa, ifeanyi abi ifunaya fear God o.

The Bible says if your neighbour is hungry give him food, if he's thirsty give him water and by so doing our father in heaven who sees things done in secrecy will reward us openly

ifyalways:
We are good , dear. Migwo

The truth is more often than not, labeled as insensitive on this forum but who cares? Emotional scamming and guilt tripping seems to be the in-thing.

In all honesty, why would someone that is unemployed, have no source of income be living in a rented apartment alone? I see women,boys, young and old out in the streets sweating it out and that includes me. You don't need capital to enter Lagos Island/Idumota and do alaboru. You don't need a certificate,experience to enter a building site and carry mixed cement and sand and a whole lot of other jobs.

Everyone wants to succeed but nobody wants to do all the dirty work. The easiest way obviously is to siddon for house, create thread on NLD and refresh it till someone is guilt tripped into parting with his/her money she/he earned doing legal dirty works.

Orisirisi

raayah:
People always break the law but there should be punishment for that. The police should be patrolling the streets assisted with cameras we should be able to minimize fast drivers.

It hurts me to see nigerians blame themselves instead of the government. Its our right to have good roads

I don't think you're living in Nigeria or you are living in Nigeria and you choose to live in fantasy island.

Is it the police that haven't been paid their salaries for months that'll patrol to catch traffic offenders or is it the police that'll arrest a governor or an oba breaking traffic rules?


The money you're talking about which should be used for all that cctv issh and enforcement of laws has been swallowed by corruption

edwife:
Oh please!

oh please kini?


that brez cost millions of naira. Abi no be talent brez be?

And you are talking as if you are living in a normal and ideal society. You and I know Nigeria is not a normal society. Even where the traffic lights exists are they obeyed and respected?

you will see onr 1d10+ic governor driving pass the road with his entourage and both him and his toutish entourage will be constituting a nuisance on the road

some of the police men will stick their heads out of the cars with horse whip. Many of them disobey a lot of traffic light rules with impunity. Same with bullion van drivers and other police men driving and you're there talking about traffic rules training.

Ok if these commercial drivers are trained on how to use the road and respect pedestrians how about the police or one stoppeed general taking one way or okada riders driving on the pathway meant only for paedeastrians and even splash water on you and cuss you join sef


when the law enforcers stop breaking the laws, others will follow suit. Of which I didn't even talk about lastma forcing themselves into your cars o or agberos

raayah:
How do you teach someone to cross. Its look left and right and check if road is clear. Everybody can cross a road its jut that the government have refused to put traffic lights and pedestrian crossing where they are supposed to be.

Also, In most countries passengers have the right of way, drivers have to stop and make way for pedestrians. We need to re-educate our drivers and fix our roads.

There are a lot of deaf people, blind people, old people and kids who need to cross the road too.

EfemenaXY:
Do you feel the same way (attracted) to unhappy, severely malnourished children?

op oya con answer o.oro re o

Bobbyjay001:
I once met an"ajebutter" lady of about 25 years of age who couldn't cross a "not busy" 2-lane road, seperared by culvert in d middle at Ijebu-ode. When she approached me to take her across the road, I was like "ode ni e ni abi o ya dindinrin ni?"

that rough over congested roads with okada speeding anyhow and coming out from nowhere to a girl that her parents lock her at home all day probably the only places she's allowed to go is just school and church with daddys driver driving her and you say she should know how to cross.


You nor know say over camping of children turned adults makes them dense

MikelEleta:
I won't call wah I did sycophancy @ all. I also condemn Fayose wen I see him doin wah I feel is wrong. I don't go afta collecting anytin frm any politician. I ve my own work nd I work in d health sector xo I see no reason y I shud praise any politician for any gain. Check my post on politics nd yu wud see a pattern

so why were you hailing him

MikelEleta:
. That's not enough reason to tell someone to shut up. Be mature nd respect oda peoples opinion cos Variety dy say is d spice of life. Evryone can't agree on a particular tin. Yu cud as well ignore my post without commenting. Be more courteous

oya pele don't sharap.bet make una stop all this hailing and sycophancy. It's part of the reasons these rulers think they can behave anyhow and talk anyhow because of people like you fanning their ego because of what you want to collect from him. Its bad. Koda rara

Eyin omo uni port ebosibi o.the doctors have spoken. After all when the house is on fire you save lives first. You don't chase after the rat in the house. Your fellow student died and instead of you to make proper investigation you started destroying properties. Is that the solution to the problem. A knife cut the child, you threw the knife away. Has the knife not done what it wants to do

small small o