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:oso that is what you want to spend your 3million on?





orisirisi rada rada

kaboninc:
I play baba ijebu,

I chop 3 million

We both organise owanbe

Buy lace, ankara, oshuka, gbogbotigbo

We change cloths every 20 minutes

We dance shoki

We turn the whole street into a party hall.

Amala, ewedu, efor, shaki, orisirisi, pomo, eja nla, obe, assorted, peppery stew

Then tomorrow you get chubby, fat cheeks...

Don't you like it?

You and I will live as one!

Can't do this with coogar nau?

Ewuro4:
#covers eyes# I saw your mention.. You're saying ...?

Kabonic needs to take this to dating/meeting zone. I'll be there!

I'm saying you should help me tell that man to dress go front

Oyo lowa

kaboninc:
Oh,

Am using that as my dp already.

Who said one can't find a wife on nairaland? A beautiful one for that matter?

Sambarry, if I kiss that red lips....

kaboninc:
I have a thing for women, ladies to be precise. Ladies who have a 'barry' in their names.

You have one.

Today is Saturday and so many owanbe around town. I got you a lace, one wrapper as you like it.

today is a day of election. CHANGE to be precise, so therefore no owanmbe. Keep your lace and wrapper. Mafiyen komi lobe je. Mo mo boyenlo

Ewuro4:
#Eyes closed# , #slams door# . I don't see a thing.

you did o jide girl . come back o

Excuse you. Mr man you be attendant for baba ijebu lottery ni? Which one be e fit be you? Why e no fit be coogar

kaboninc:
Oh swwweeeyy,

Wat apen nau?

You just left your suitor stranded last night.

Coogar is a male (if you like, s/he male), I don't dig 'em. I dig you!

So it could be you.....

Wendy80:
LoL @ the hand fell out

that's what got me laughing

Where's mercy's make up



so this is the real mercy sha

I did the same thing o.thank God i have filled the kitchen with yam, half crate of eggs palm oil beans garri semo plantain and fish. If they want to kill themselves because of Jonathan or buhari they're free. Oshodi fracas is not enough.

kaboninc:
Emagbami ke?

Kini awon nairalanders ti fe wa sheey?

Me, I love owambe! You said you love it too...

The mutual interest is already developing...

oda I don't like owanmbe again. Lobatan

kaboninc:
Me, am ready too.

You never know where you'll find your true love.

Oh, I strongly feel I've found mine here....

Could it be sambarry?

shek next bustop sir

kaboninc:
Yeah, am a gentleman!

So sambarry, coogar as my pastor, said he saw a revelation and is strongly convinced of our union!

Could he be right?

Lol . Don't be deceived. Coogar is the one for you. He's a cute s/he male and he likes men

Coogar I know you have a thing for men. You guys can hook up and start a family. Gay churches plenty for America them go join you guys in holy matrimony. So do the needful

coogar:
it's sambarry!
the only question is - how ready are you? how quickly can you put her in the family way?



sambarry, this boy likes you & my spirit is telling me he's your hubby.

coogar:
you better stop fronting....
your prayers finally got answered and you are still there posing like you won't do thanksgiving in church if kaboninc takes you out on a date.

for your mind you don post something wey get sense abi?





Na Grammy award abi na 100million he give me wey I go dey do Thanksgiving

Mr man dress o.abi which kain famzing be this one ke.eyin nairalanders emagbami ke?

kaboninc:
Mate ke?

You mean age?

I am all weather. All encompassing! All rounder. I promise you would remember me even when you have nightmares.

So sambarry....*even ya moniker is romantic*

Jidegirl

Ewuro4:
I need her ( first clue ) permission to answer your questions.

coogar:
she's a lady....
all you have to do is vote for APC tomorrow and i will give you her number & BB PIN. by monday, i'll make all your dreams come true by arranging your romantic date with her.

I know you ri ni?



who you be.


Abeg o

kaboninc:
Is sambarry a woman, lady, young lady, young adult, a girl or a young girl? Someone help me.

I think am falling massively in....

*will complete it when a get an answer to my question!*

orisirisi. So you don't know your mates anymore abi?



Aye matibaje ke

If I was the mother of that little boy I will slap her tear her bra and kick her. See the way she's mentally and psychologically abusing the child and y'all think it's normal. No wonder we have dysfunctional teenage boys every where because of potential she-paedophiles like her

Yeyenotu

Super story



we are nothing but pencils in the hands of the creator. Another wale adenuga production



next

This is not an nl matter. Go and see w gynaecologist before it degenerates to something else and then again why will you be doing self medication for something that dangerous? Hiannn

what of terrestrial or land spirits. Do they have fat bank accounts, if so do the needful

KanwuliaJara:
Avoid NONENTITIES on or offline period!

gbam!



Including riffraffs
e-bad belle
loafers
online prostitutes
touts
african bushmeats etc

nanauju:
As a woman, if you are in an abusive relationship/marriage, my dear run out for ur dear life. Don't wait until the worst happens to u

Now see this woman, she can't urinate well and definitely she won't be able to enjoy sex because of a wicked fellow

I have no pity whatsoever for any woman that refuses to walk out of an abusive relationship when she still had the opportunity to and was hoping for change. Let her live with the consequences of her decision. Now tell me where the society who she is most likely afraid of are now. Shioorrr

Lol . orisirisi. Ehen for peace to reign they should do two baby seats in the car na . after that what next.





Some women sha.

Nkan to da na wunn.lazy bones. Na so you go live that kind of life when on nl24/7


Rada rada

Airforce1:
you see
This the kind of life I want to live

Sleeping and waking up in a big house owned by me

I'm really putting lotsa efforts to make my album a success


I want my album to be the talk of the town

I want my album to fetch me lotsa money that would be enough to buy a mansion at banana island

I want my name to be on everyone's lips

I want to be a Mega super star

I want my name to go international

I want Obama to know I exist

I want president barrack Obama to invite me over at the white house for dinner with his family

I just might drop out of school to pursue these dream

Yes!
I CAN

This sleeping position doesn't look normal o.see a paediatrician to clear all doubts because if my baby daughter or baby son slept like that I will be bothered.i don't even see anything funny about it . If she was bit older like one or two I will give her a mild spanking on her legs to make her sleep like a normal human being.




Imagine a child growing up with this kind of weird sleeping style and then it's difficult to stop?





Do you know how strange it will look seeing an adult sleep like that. Not knowing the mother didn't take that stupid behaviour from him or her

lobatan

KanwuliaJara:
uhmmm uhmmmm. . . . Iya IFA.