Dyt:


U mean he hasn't picked?
And I offered him one madt asssss
Now I know he's afraid of smth big

that one is confused i swear. Iranu still dey hin body

fredoooooo:

mon Jise oluwa ni ( preaching the gospel ) ..
Ankara ke lace lo sure ju

lace o ankara o, pick date make we come juru jare

Idowuogbo:

that one is confused i swear. Iranu still dey hin body


lace o ankara o, pick date make we come juru jare

Date ke abeegi , awon omo mi still need my services on d Street, let me eat different foods before I go settle for only one diet jare .. miole wa ku
ma worry we go jolly soon but no be marriage matter o

Dyt:


If na her
She's allowed
I can share u with her

gbayi omo nla

[quote author=Lushcream post=31929627]so simple now, a woman who has been severely n severally used, sampled and dropped by other men/dudes ...... or a woman who has tasted it all and her womanly virtues has extremely diminished.[/q

I rarely post on nl but this got me lol..just too funny

Coogar I know you have a thing for men. You guys can hook up and start a family. Gay churches plenty for America them go join you guys in holy matrimony. So do the needful

coogar:


it's sambarry!
the only question is - how ready are you? how quickly can you put her in the family way?



sambarry, this boy likes you & my spirit is telling me he's your hubby.

kaboninc:


Yeah, am a gentleman!

So sambarry, coogar as my pastor, said he saw a revelation and is strongly convinced of our union!

Could he be right?

Lol . Don't be deceived. Coogar is the one for you. He's a cute s/he male and he likes men

kaboninc:


Me, am ready too.

You never know where you'll find your true love.

Oh, I strongly feel I've found mine here....

Could it be sambarry?

shek next bustop sir

kaboninc:


Emagbami ke?

Kini awon nairalanders ti fe wa sheey?

Me, I love owambe! You said you love it too...

The mutual interest is already developing...

oda I don't like owanmbe again. Lobatan

Kulyie, you no go go vote?

Yes, I don vote.

SAMBARRY:
Lol . Don't be deceived. Coogar is the one for you. He's a cute s/he male and he likes men

Oh swwweeeyy,

Wat apen nau?

You just left your suitor stranded last night.

Coogar is a male (if you like, s/he male), I don't dig 'em. I dig you!

So it could be you.....

SAMBARRY:
oda I don't like owanmbe again. Lobatan

What do you like?

SAMBARRY:
Coogar I know you have a thing for men. You guys can hook up and start a family. Gay churches plenty for America them go join you guys in holy matrimony. So do the needful

I have a thing for women, ladies to be precise. Ladies who have a 'barry' in their names.

You have one.

Today is Saturday and so many owanbe around town. I got you a lace, one wrapper as you like it.

#Eyes closed# , #slams door# . I don't see a thing.

Excuse you. Mr man you be attendant for baba ijebu lottery ni? Which one be e fit be you? Why e no fit be coogar

kaboninc:


Oh swwweeeyy,

Wat apen nau?

You just left your suitor stranded last night.

Coogar is a male (if you like, s/he male), I don't dig 'em. I dig you!

So it could be you.....

Ewuro4:
#Eyes closed# , #slams door# . I don't see a thing.

you did o jide girl . come back o

SAMBARRY:
Excuse you. Mr man you be attendant for baba ijebu lottery ni? Which one be e fit be you? Why e no fit be coogar

I play baba ijebu,

I chop 3 million

We both organise owanbe

Buy lace, ankara, oshuka, gbogbotigbo

We change cloths every 20 minutes

We dance shoki

We turn the whole street into a party hall.

Amala, ewedu, efor, shaki, orisirisi, pomo, eja nla, obe, assorted, peppery stew

Then tomorrow you get chubby, fat cheeks...

Don't you like it?

You and I will live as one!

Can't do this with coogar nau?

kaboninc:


I have a thing for women, ladies to be precise. Ladies who have a 'barry' in their names.

You have one.

Today is Saturday and so many owanbe around town. I got you a lace, one wrapper as you like it.

today is a day of election. CHANGE to be precise, so therefore no owanmbe. Keep your lace and wrapper. Mafiyen komi lobe je. Mo mo boyenlo

SAMBARRY:
you did o jide girl . come back o

Oh,

Am using that as my dp already.

Who said one can't find a wife on nairaland? A beautiful one for that matter?

Sambarry, if I kiss that red lips....

SAMBARRY:
you did o jide girl . come back o

#covers eyes# I saw your mention.. You're saying ...?

Kabonic needs to take this to dating/meeting zone. I'll be there!

Oyo lowa

kaboninc:


Oh,

Am using that as my dp already.

Who said one can't find a wife on nairaland? A beautiful one for that matter?

Sambarry, if I kiss that red lips....

SAMBARRY:
today is a day of election. CHANGE to be precise, so therefore no owanmbe. Keep your lace and wrapper. Mafiyen komi lobe je. Mo mo boyenlo

Chanji ko, shangi ni!

Here, its FDF ni. Awon Igbo ti fun FDF fower!

So much Yoruba Yoruba here. Come oh, I've reserved a place for us!

Ewuro4:


#covers eyes# I saw your mention.. You're saying ...?

Kabonic needs to take this to dating/meeting zone. I'll be there!

I'm saying you should help me tell that man to dress go front

Ewuro4:


#covers eyes# I saw your mention.. You're saying ...?

Kabonic needs to take this to dating/meeting zone. I'll be there!

You'll come with us oh. Angels listen to angels!



Sambarry is an angel.

You are an angel

You guys speak the same language.

:oso that is what you want to spend your 3million on?





orisirisi rada rada

kaboninc:


I play baba ijebu,

I chop 3 million

We both organise owanbe

Buy lace, ankara, oshuka, gbogbotigbo

We change cloths every 20 minutes

We dance shoki

We turn the whole street into a party hall.

Amala, ewedu, efor, shaki, orisirisi, pomo, eja nla, obe, assorted, peppery stew

Then tomorrow you get chubby, fat cheeks...

Don't you like it?

You and I will live as one!

Can't do this with coogar nau?

SAMBARRY:
I'm saying you should help me tell that man to dress go front

You mean moi?

SAMBARRY:
:oso that is what you want to spend your 3million on?





orisirisi rada rada

Yes oh!

E wor ati e mi.

You and I.

Or do you have another plan?

Smh for your matter

kaboninc:


You'll come with us oh. Angels listen to angels!



Sambarry is an angel.

You are an angel

You guys speak the same language.

kaboninc:


You mean moi?

yes you. Go park for another bustop

SAMBARRY:
Smh for your matter

Were are you?

Ketu, Shita, or Ikotun?

kaboninc:


Were are you?

Ketu, Shita, or Ikotun?

e consain you?

SAMBARRY:
yes you. Go park for another bustop

Take it ri zy

You are a lady doing shakara

Tomorrow you will nau be running to pastor to pray for you abi?

You'll nau be commanding husbands to come ur way?

Nau am in your way, you want to loose me?

kaboninc:


Yes oh!

E wor ati e mi.

You and I.

Or do you have another plan?

yes. Go and spend it on convicts