funny

shanicemel:
Mine is August 12

Heyy..birthday mate. Seriously surprised to see a fellow aug 12th.

LOGDAN:

is she talented...Yes. But she is going about it the wrong way.
First of all those bags are fake, you cannot tell me that those fake bags have the same quality as the original.
secondly it is a crime to steal someone's intellectual/copyrighted property. I'm sure she wouldn't want someone else to be making fake products of her original works.

I admire the fact that she is talented and hardworking, but she should use her talent in the right way.

she is producing fake bags. She is committing a crime. She should make her own designs.

A Pharmaceutical firm with chains of retail stores in different locations in Nigeria requires qualified candidates to fill the following positions:

5) JOB TITLE: DRIVER

LOCATION: LAGOS – (precisely Bariga/Palmgrove/Gbagada)

RESPONSIBILITIES:

 The driver shall strictly observe traffic rules and regulation and maximum speed.
 The driver shall maintain assigned vehicles, always clean and in good condition.
 Necessary maintenance such as washing and /or cleaning of assigned vehicles shall be done and scheduled properly for the convenience of the Executive that is driven
 The driver shall be responsible for the routine check-up of the vehicles, routine check-up to include but not limited to oil, brake function, water, lights & tire condition and the likes.
 The driver shall endeavour to give attention to the boss whenever or wherever
 The driver shall always drive the vehicles safely and comfortably and must exercise defensive driving while on the road to prevent accident. Reckless driving shall be sufficient ground for driver’s recall and consequently be a cause of termination.
 The driver shall observe strictly the company rules and regulation, policies and directives and instruction of the company.

Qualifications and Requirements:

 3-5 years work experience
 SSCE
 Have a valid professional class driver’s license
 Driver must be well behaved at all times
 Good knowledge of road network will be an advantage

Interested applicants should send in their CV and applications on or before 20th January 2017 to height83@yahoo.com Only shortlisted candidates would be contacted.

A Pharmaceutical firm with chains of retail stores in different locations in Nigeria requires qualified candidates to fill the following positions

3) JOB TITLE: INVENTORY OFFICER

LOCATION: LAGOS – (precisely Magodo Phase II)

RESPONSIBILITIES:
 Optimize inventory control procedures
 Inspect the levels of drug/product supplies to identify shortages
 Ensure product stock is adequate for all distribution channels and can cover direct demand from customers
 Record daily deliveries and shipments to reconcile inventory
 Use software to monitor demand and document characteristics of inventory
 Place orders to replenish stock avoiding stock-out
 Analyze data to anticipate future needs
 Evaluate suppliers to achieve cost-effective deals and maintain trust relationships
 Collaborate with warehouse employees and other staff to ensure business goals are met
 Report to top management on stock levels, issues etc.
 Avoid over/under stocking of products. Achieve optimal stock levels based on sales trends.

QUALIFICATION AND REQUIREMENTS
 Possession of B.Sc or HND in any of the following: Accounting, Economics, Banking and Finance, Business Administration or any other related discipline
 Problem solving skills
 Knowledge of Microsoft Word, Microsoft Excel and the ability to use simple software
 Good interpersonal relations and communications skills
 Energetic with ability to work with little or no supervision.

Interested applicants should send in their CV and applications on or before 20th January 2017 to height83@yahoo.com Only shortlisted candidates would be contacted

A Pharmaceutical firm with chains of retail stores in different locations in Nigeria requires qualified candidates to fill the following positions:

1) JOB TITLE: Intern Pharmacist

LOCATION: LAGOS – (Magodo Phase II/Ogudu/Ogba/ Magboro)

RESPONSIBILITIES:
 Dispensing prescription medicines to the customers
 Ability to identify drug interaction and incompatibility in customers
 Ensure drugs are accurately and securely stored
 Checking dosage and ensuring that medicines are correctly and safely supplied and labelled.
 Counselling and advising the customer on the treatment of minor ailments
 Marketing and sales of company's products and services.
 Ensure stock outs are reduced to the barest minimum and drive the process of replenishing stock as soon as possible. Out of stock should be written on a daily basis.
 Ensure timely resolution of all customer complaints
 Ensure all cash sales are banked intact on a daily basis.
 Ensure all financial and strategic targets are met by achieving daily and monthly sales objectives for your branch.
 Supervise the PHCN and generator operations to ensure there is always power in the Pharmacy

QUALIFICATION AND REQUIREMENTS

 Possession of a B.Pharm
 Knowledge of Microsoft Word and Microsoft Excel
 Good interpersonal relations and communications skills.
 Critical thinking and problem solving skills.
 Resilient with a “can do” spirit.
 A self-starter proactive and a goal getter.

Interested applicants should send in their CV and applications on or before 20th January 2017 to height83@yahoo.com Only shortlisted candidates would be contacted.

JOB POSITION
Sales Representative

LOCATION
Lagos
QUALIFICATION
OND in any relevant discipline
EXPERIENCE
A minimum of 2 years Sales experience in the FMCG Sector
JOB DESCRIPTION
Sell product, goods and services to customers
Find new Sales leads, through business directories, client referrals. Etc
Responsible for mapping out strategies for marketing/promoting product and services
Meet personal and team Sales target
Maintain and expand client database within your assigned territory

KEY SKILLS AND COMPETENCIES
Proven Sales experience
Excellent Customer Relationship skill
Great foresight and analytical skill
Good knowledge of the MS office
Good interpersonal and communication skill
Sound Sales/marketing skill
Excellent Oral and Written communication

All interested and qualified candidates should send their CVs as an attachment to mercy@witzingnigeria.com
All mails should be sent on or before 10th January 2017.

Vivly:
No. I think they want a humble, loyal and submissive woman that is independent and does not depend on them financially.

Somebody that has sense

Nigerians need to understand more about depression,bi-polar and d likes

rill: So depression suppresses the body's immune system?

NO,not like that,depression didn't cause Gab's malaria,though illness(here "maybe" malaria) could bring about depression and sometimes drugs used to treat a particular Illness may also bring about depression also depression may come as a result of one's situation in life(maybe being a social outcast,no friends,no girlfriend or boyfriend or husband ever,no jobs,tins like that or maybe too much pressure to succed)...#WhatiThinkOoo...Not doctors opinion

sweettease: there are two things involved, it's either you are gay or you are elvisonjack2

U preaching to d choir sister....excatly wat was on my mind

LIC3ion: When a girl is in love with a guy, you don't expect her to spill it out, there are likely signs that she shows that proves it.
1. She stares at you more often:
you will constantly catch her staring at you and she would want to maintain a physical eye contact or play with her hair in your presence. When ever you capture her gaze, she shows a shy face.
2. She would always want to bump on you accidentally: this is to get your attention or sometimes she just want to feel you.
3. The way she smiles at you: when she smiles at times, it is aimed at passing her bodily information. She would wink even if she is not in a good mood.
4. She often wants to talk to you: people tend to share emotional issues with people they are close to. If she likes you, she will constantly want to share her heart with you and expects you to listen and advice her.
5. She would be extra nice with you: Girls get very pissed off with guys who constantly disturb them but if she is free with you, no matter what you do, it means She is having some extra feelings for you.
6. She would always want to go out with you: she would always be happy to go on date you invited her to or when you ask for a stroll or lunch, etc, she would be happy to go with you. Occasionally, she could arrange a date with you.
7. She guards you jealously: when a girl notice another girl liking you and always wanting to be around you, she would show some signs of jealousy and always try to distract your attention from her.
8. Watch out for the way her friends behave towards you: when a girl really likes you and has communicated it with her friends: is is possible that her friends would always smile in different way when they see both of you.
9. She gets interested in your family: she inquire about your family welfare and wants to get familiar with them
10. She gets interested in your future: if your are friends already, she might always want to talk about your life plans and try to fit herself into your future.

Or OR or...she may simply just love you as a "FRIEND"...

Mzjhulz: Older guys are more matured,experienced and so know how a relationship should be compared to d younger ones that are after sexx...

Its not always about d money

If I hear....its usually about d money security and all men both young and old want 53X except his a priest

handysuzy:

Dont be so quick to judge bro. The fact that I came up with this doesnt make me a saint. I am not saying 'am a bad girl though.

Then what are u saying

Ojobojo1: U sure say na first u get, u can't even spell properly or compose a small writeup well, hw u wan take get work with all ur grammatical errors

U wey know book correct am now...or u can keep hiding ur grammatical errors under d disguise of using pidgin

Obiagelli:
sorry about that, i didn't know it go to the FP.

No p

Obiagelli:
this is the politics section.

Saw it on FP

Obiagelli: the more reason to keep the PDP out of Lagos.

Must you put politics in everything.

This is one of d biggest LIES I've ever seen on NL,only 2 9ja sch went for d shell eco-marathon some months back and uniben's eco-tuketuke was d only 9ja car that actually took part in d race, unilag's car wasn't cleared for racing,but d press used to style to neither confirm nor deny,they just said they were hopeful that unilag's car wud be cleared d nxt day,uniben's eco-tuketuke didn't win(that's d best way to put it,cos I can't say we came last,we tried sha)...so though unilags car had nice asthetics,it didn't race,it didn't even pass d test phase,but unilag still tried salute to them,but that's wat I heard...this is what I was told by my course mate who went(they were actually 2 from my class #uniben)...

I heard d result comes out in batches..but hw does one know his or her batch,cos I heard d 3k is to check jst once,(dunno hw true though) so if u pay 3k wen ur batches' result is nt ready,then O.Y.O for you....how true is this...somebody answer quick abeg

mstik: were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen

Ok that's it,I'm dead

Like when should we expect d results and does anybody have any idea about cut off for electrical/electronics engg and also those who applied thru change of institution, are their cut off mark higher or d same,because they collected their scripts differently

So how was d exam and any idea on when d results wud be released and d cut off mark...also like how many pple to they admitt per department

Brinebryne: Breaking news; some adjustment had been made in
regards to the post utme. Registration now closes
on thursday,31 july 2014.
New exam date; wednesday,6th august 2014
Goodluck

Just saw it on their site now...na wa for this new last minute change, I just hope this info is authentic and not that their site was hacked

Pls do they sell fupre's past questions in the school and how much

Do they sell fupre's post ume past questions in the school and how much?