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sokarsenal: . I DON DIE.....SON......NA WA OH

Which one dey pain you? The sonship or the "palm wine tappership"

traecey: some pipz r duin corner corner...but den wts my bizness

NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

WhytJane: ok... I won't let her know if she doesn't ask cos that will b poke nosing
buh if she finds out somehow somehow and decides to ask me i will say what I knw because I hate lying

Chei...you shouldn't be a lawyer o. I still cant rest assured with this your conditions na...

adedeji65: some guys here don't knw wht dey saying , triippings plenty for ib pass abeokuta self , I live in abk .. But if they knw iB very , dey won't say these things ooo!

He who hasn't been to another farm, would say his father's the biggest

traecey: I do...ixit fresh? pls mix it wif monkey tail nd squadron*run away bfre dese guys injure mi*

It is vewi fwesh my dibia. Sokarsenal can tap palmwine for Africa. Don't be afraid of them guys..they wouldn't want to incur the wrath of Amadioha.
*mixes palmy with squadron, monkey tail, soldier roots, black arrow, sabrina, alomo, orijin, k59* *takes a sip* *nods head appreciatively*
Oya take am

dstnd: how far my people I don come BK oooo wia is my God favourite gal,samguine,Dr somtin n holutosin my wife.....check me for next room

Welcome bro. It's been a long time . Your sweetheart Holutosin is fine btw

Hissexcellencie: Ahh! Woman colekt kola from man chew! *hands on head* etututu etu Ukochukwu!

Traecey na dibia o. She dey lecture Amadioha himself on dibiaism. She's a boss o. So make she conduct all the oblations

WhytJane: actually I can't assume that
am a friend of the family and a good on at that

Oh...now you know you are a good family friend abi? Na beg I dey beg you. No let am see this. Biko nunu

bentonmaye: wadup boss...

I am loyal sir. Anything for your boy?

WhytJane: daz good
I said d army general is my boy not my soulmate

Your relationship with the army general is none of my business anyway

WhytJane: I was just clearing my throat nothing else

Abeg no let Ada see this one. Let's just assume it's none of your business

DrPhilABd: One of who?

The belle seekers

bentonmaye: sup ppl....

Eberi papa (1) of Bayelsa. I hail o

WhytJane: am very ok dear...
my weekend was beautiful...
how are u nd everything concerning you

Alright. Everything here is fine. Ada is treating me right . Hope your army general is treating you well too?

Ojestas: brother, I sent u rat, u sent back snake

Serves you right

WhytJane: *****clearing my throat *A*D*A*E*K*U*B*E *****

Calm down na. Na preach I go preach.

noordean: oloto-looto,ao preparation nw,hop u hear frm hayanfe?

Yea sure. Preparations are in top gear.

Ojestas: oyo state,. PPA, iwo road

Iwo road?
And I thought you were a good friend...You na Aluu Primary School

WhytJane: hey!!!!! abeg oooooo....
miss me not

*yimu*
I shouldn't miss a family friend abi?

WhytJane: yes oooo.... was actually expecting you yo say that

How are you today? Hope your weekend was good?

Smeeky: *Lands in a brothel,pays for 2 girls just for him when he lands*disappears again to print out d callup letter*

*Lands in brothel* *looks around, sees two shenkes* *drops juju, enters room*

traecey: *takes d kola*Eke,Afor,Orie,Nkwo*...May we rise nd neva fall,May we have reasons to celebrate nd nt cry*chews kola*

Ise.....do you care for some wine? My son sokarsenal just made a delivery of some high grade palmy, directly from the gods.

WhytJane: guilty conscience
some peeps sha chooking mouth for something dem no mention ur name

I miss you too dear

WhytJane: guilty conscience
some peeps sha chooking mouth for something dem no mention ur name

But that's none of your business right?

Smeeky: *disappears into the thin air*

*Laughs babalawo's laughter*

*makes incantations, blows powder, disappears too*

traecey: forest kini? persn wey wan grow big teeth must sha grow big lip to cover it

uhmm...this is deep *breaks kola*

Smeeky: ok,since u now work call-up letter,I need u to design someone's own for Lagos stream 2...I know d guy is gonna gun himself cos he can't wait for aug 5

*sharpens cutlass*

lorddaywalker: even if u ar d son of DG of NYSC,he wouldn't let u violate or breaks protocol..dats call abuse of power. Jst ma opinion sha

Dey there dey jonz. So because abuse of power is wrong, does that mean Nigerians don't do it?

sokarsenal: Lol, Project fame west africa audition showed ibadan from top.......mehn all the roofs brown die........old roofs......NO disrespect from people from ibadan......adedeji come and show me what fun can be had in that 'clean' town oh

Ibadan has gotta be the driest place ever. Brown roofs, dusty roads, local gehs . But they've got great food tho (Amala and ewedu things )

So Meeky is single....

sokarsenal: . If you don't know samguine's full names then you would amaze me tommorrow.....but if na only Samguine he posted his full name in the other thread and now his call up number.....I have an old photocopied call up letter...I'd have edited it with his name and call up number and surprise him

Bro...It wont work that way.

rationalmind: Send it if and only if it belongs to Buksich

Barawo ni bobo yi sha... Ask her yourself