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Ifyzo: yarnings!!!

Call it whatever you like sweetheart, the truth remains the truth

adonismuller: see you,nothing 4 you o...farm was okay,though i ate beans b4 goin so i cldnt work much cz i slept off in farm..

I fit give u smal kai kai..but 4 dis palmy notin by notin..
*smoking my bushmeat and sipping sm fresh palmy*

Boss, I prefer the drinks of the gods..Palmy. Why can't you share some with a brova?

Ifyzo: ayam fine,how many girls u don take heart see ? Mk dem no hear am oo

Seeing is different from having. I see with my heart, but AdaEkube has got my heart. All of it. Every inch. Every tissue. Every cell.

osemu8:

BBM!!!!!
I talk am before. Na you be boss

zerray: tnk you

Pleasure's all mine sweetheart

Ifyzo: heemah pls dnt fall for all of these sweet talk tactics abeg

Ifyzo..hian!! Wetin be your own sef?

misterkay: I like your view points, and the tact with which you present them. You'd make a terrific team leader. Kudos!

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Thanks boss.

Ifyzo: *clears throat* u nor dey take eye see woman? nna ehn

Babe, been a long time. How are you? Na heart I dey take see woman.

zerray: nt only lag bt yobe

You no nice at all...

rhazur: oko gbogbo won@samguine

Oga mi, eyin lafi jo.

zerray: is that wat others use?

That was why I said I didn't know how other school's statement of result looks like. Previous OAU corpers use the "To Whom" document.

prixxy7: ok tanx rily. Ѡǟɀ just confused about it.

Don't etch lines of worry on your pretty face. You, Darkchocolate, Enimoney, me and other Lagos hopefuls are gonna jam in camp, by God's grace

heemah: *laughing in japenese* matters of d heart tho

Don't get it twisted tho. I ain't flirting. I just appreciate fine people.

heemah: au u tak see ma face??

Don't bother about that. I don't see with my eyes. I see with my heart.

Raheema..the lady with a lovely name. And a beautiful face

prixxy7: Yokiti pls I want to know if those ƒø̲̣̣я̅ stream 2 wil stil be given august allowance. Tanx.

Her Royal Creaminess. I don't think so, since they aren't registered and confirmed yet.

zerray: hahahahahahaha

And in case you also get posted to Lagos, you could join the party

zerray: are u sure? what will we need to collect it?

What we would collect in school is usually called "To Whom". It contains your graduating class and other stuffs. That is what we would use in camp. I don't know how other school's statement of result looks like though

adonismuller: went to farm since morning,just came back,nobody even asked of me! Okay o..nw i knw no muny no friend!
*walks away wit my bushmeat and fresh palmwine*

Palmy
Bros, no vex na. Oya come siddon for here. I don dey ask of you siiiiiiince. How farm today? *grabs calabash* Oya, pour me some

zerray: bar beach remember?

Someone said work is being done on Bar beach to reclaim it. I have other beaches in mind

zerray: where are this ife people holutosin,aywd,samguine watsup with SOR?

We collect em when we go for our call up letters. It should be ready by now at the various departments

Darkchocolate: Samguine ... you ignored me? Hmmmmm .... ok ooo

Really?? Kettle calling pot black I asked you a question twice. TWICE!!! But you didn't even quote me, not to talk of replying.


Lemme repeat my question. "Would you follow me to the beach?"

lorddaywalker: wch 1 u dey talk? A G-string or a Guitar? If I'm nt mistaken,I could decode ur point

The ears hear what they choose to hear. I bet you perfectly understand what he was talking about

HuckleberryFinn: Why? Jigawa is a chill place, bro!

Bro, he wasn't referring to the Jigawan islands in Japan o. He meant the Jigawa in Nigeria here Is that the place you call chill?

rationalmind: Had a trance in church yesterday. Saw myself opening my call up letter only to discover I was posted to Jigawa state

The last time I had one, it happened. I just hope this will be an exception

Your obsession with Jigawa though . Be careful what you wish for

heemah: i do buh ion wanna turn shapeless. goin from figure 8 to figure 1...

Hehehehehe
So you had the figure 8..that's cool. Not to worry, just look away from the physical adjustments, focus on the spiritual rewards. Moreover, fasting would end soon and you would have your figure 8 back

heemah: bn going smoothly...loosing weight each day..

Losing weight..most women's dream . You don't like that?

HuckleberryFinn: Okay...? Oya na. here or where?

I'll buzz you on Twitter when I'm less busy.

HuckleberryFinn: .

Aburo, we need to talk

heemah: lolz.Gud afternoon dear..how's been ur day??

It has been one kain one kain jare. But it's all good. How's fasting going?

adedeji65: me done resign oo, though appointment is waiting f I get posted to Oyo sha

If

zerray: not really

. I did though.