₦airaland Forum

lorddaywalker: ahhhhhhh samguine! Wetin apun na,d purnishmnt too much! Even person wey assasinate J.F KENNEDY sef dem no treat am lik dat.atleast show mercy.maybe u can jst tie his legs n hands den feed him to d shark. Lolz

The guy dey play one kain play for me former babe side. Me no like am at all

traecey: yup..i was taken for granted ni

Love/Heart issues abi?

traecey: just down ni

Pele dear. Cheer up

femijck: samguine what ar u tryna say na....becareful o......do u even know if God has any plan for Adaekube and I ...afterall i'm stil single?

I will cut both of ya legs, tear your call up letter, erase your records in school, destroy your phone, remove your eyes and feed you gammalin 20

traecey: nt hapi

What exactly is the problem?

Ojestas: He doesn't slumber, He who watches over me. I m a TESTIMONY!

Amen.

traecey: feeling so down*tears*

Heeey...what is the problem dear?

lorddaywalker: d person who wons d POS will hold cash,jst lik u ar buyin money wit ur ATM card.its logic.u press hw much u want wen u put in ur card,d POS owner acct wl b credited directly frm ur own acct and he wl giv u d cash.

See business. Na to carry my customized SATM (Samguine Automated Teller Machine) go camp be that o . Me go dey charge 50%

noordean: season 9 don complete? my pple i hail o, samguine,zerray,azyd,cutipie and co.

Boss

Cleoqueen: I would like to know as many people as possible, should incase we get posted to the same place, so at least, I will know someone and the camp won't be soooo boring

First of all, where do you wanna serve?

Darkchocolate: I'm coming to your camp then...230 naira for a whole me?! Chai! Who am I naaa!

In other news: is there no ATM anywhere in camp? Bringing a significant amount of money will certainly be risky ooo!

I forgot to state that Terms and Conditions apply
If you, Smeeky's MY Omalicha Peperenpe Darkchocolate Adaure are lucky to find yourself in the same camp with me, then I would spend the whole #122, 230 on you. No bargaining

Smeeky: OMG
See sammy wey I fit swear for say he never taste STAR crown,so u know all this whisky
So all this things wey brother femi dey talk about you na true,and we come go ordain you pastor

*hides choir girls*

Smeeky...too much green bottles are bad for the mind...you mistaking me for ajasa4link

link2ok: pls @all how much shuld b enough to take for camping thats if yu wnt to eat jst once everyday of d camp food

I read somewhere that you should budget between 20k to 30k. As for me, I am going to camp with #122,230. #122k would be spent on food. 230 Naira would be spent on some lucky lady

ajasa4link: Confirm! Exactly what I was saying. With that kind of money,all the 401 gods of ile ife will definitely parley with me

Na gods you want to dey parley with?

traecey: sam lol..hw u tke knw say na so my voice b? u don turn wizo abi?

Was I wrong?

ikescope: *summons small liver* Bros wasup sef..person no fit play with ur book again...sorry buksich again?..*strong face*

It's a free world bro

traecey: speak my dorta*in dibia's voice*

Shey na that your voice wey soft and smooth like Hollandia milk you dey take claim dibia?

cutiepie01: Good evening everyone.Trust u guys been doing great,i've been busy lately dats y u've not bn seeing me here frequently.Macuwon,how're u doing?Me and u get talk.

*yimu*

Cleoqueen: Hey hey...I'm new to this naira land nysc batch B stuff...I need help,decided to join the naira land Instead of the what's app and bbm stuff...anyone?...please?

You are very welcome. Glad to have you here. You are free to ask your questions and drop comments. We are all here to help each other

ikescope: Lol....I did not even try calling her name not 2 talk of even say Hi.

Even when dem no ask me I still dey deny

Loools..na your conscience dey judge you be that

femijck: lol....maybe i can even share her bed with her....so i won't have to waste money on accomodation again....what are nairalanders for?......abi na? Ada ekube answer na

#He who the gods want dead, they first make mad#

ikescope: If i say HELLO 2 you....would u say HI 2 me?..@bukish
*looks around if samguine is watching us*

It's Buksich, not bukish

femijck: Pls ooooo is this normal.....which kind thing be this ....? Something keep telling that i will be posted to enugun... Egbami ooo

is anyone experiencing stuff like this too?

Start moving your stuffs to Enugu. AdaEkube can help you secure a good accommodation

When me dey look for fat, some wan shed fat. Life is funny

zerray: .

Good morning to you too. How was your night?

highmey: You've been posted?

Dey there dey jonz

prixxy7: lol. Gudmorn. Hope U̶̲̥̅̊ slept well. Hv a 9ce day

Thanks. I did. Wish you same.

Different news I dey read for here this morning. From NYSC sending text message and a cook coking up stories.... What a way to start the week.

Kceee: Gud one bro...I luv ur courage...atlist u didn't do it behind us(by sending her mail),d way som men like ..#cleartroat..dem no demself...if it result to toasting,buksich u av no Option dan to accept his proposal...is a must o!!! I must confess I dey gbadu una parol wela....#luvseeingfwendsdatcare4eachoda...

highmey: Morning bro

His Red Highness...I hail o

Good morning Buksich. How was your night?