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cutiepie01: why will he worry?abi u don 4get im former position?a whole minister of women affairs o!

Don't judge me by my past..cos I live there no more

buksich: Digging Deep,I wil. I shld finish by 2mrw,off 2church.

prixxy7: d tin ȋ̝̊̅§ I dnt wear one cloth twice b4 before washing and A̶̲̥̅♏ definitely goin to be tired after everyday drill and someone jx even broke my heart more by saying we only free on sundays so I wil jx wash 7 white tshirt and shorts at once on sunday. Na to stay wea I wash A̶̲̥̅♏ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ look A̶̲̥̅♏ til e dry . Den d shorts, wuld even lov to have equal number of shorts wit d shirts sef. Seriously.

ENIMONEY: like a real man!! No worry cream chics ful everywhere.

Meeky:

Hissexcellencie: ...Outta d abundance of da heart da mouth speaketh! #ButThatsNoneOfMyBusinessTho

ENIMONEY: lol! Boss I dey fine o. Sowie abt ur divorce

buksich: Stil @wrk,buh wl leave by 6pm 4church. I wanna try sew a top 4mysef.

buksich: Sowie,d day wl soon b ova.

buksich: Sowie buh its nt 2late 2fast fwrd d tym

macuwon: Do camps have basketball court and i wanna carry my chess along.. Hope i wil see players

ehen my ex-girlfriends birthday is on aug 5th.. How do i celebrate with her

zeb04: Hello house pls who knows any orientation camp with clean toilet facilities.....I know my question is really absurd but dirty toilets and bathrooms make me itch so much like I just ingested chloroquine. I really don't want to commit succide before the 3weeks elapses. I have worked my service to akwa ibom but I don't know anytin abt that place Or better stil,is it possible to miss the 3wks but stil serve. Thanks

buksich: Yeah,my day hs bn gud. Bn busy @wrk tho,ow v u bn?

Darkchocolate: Hahaha... We are all fasting naaa...No be Ramadan we dey so?

Jimwalex: adabata,i tink i knw d place..nt too sure though..mine is offa..
where do u wish to serve..,and how serving is like in kwara..do state govt pay? if yes,hw much..hav any idea?
btw,how is fasting..se oungbe nlo

sokarsenal: Looool......na.....she IS my BABY

Darkchocolate: So becos all those other chicks don fashi you... you want to come back abi ... Tell me...Does a dog go back to its vomit to lick it? Check am naaa

Darkchocolate: 1 - OYO ... You better be ready to massage your own dick laps yourself ooo
2 - Depends on whether the injury is from your dick laps being massaged too much
3 - You can contract one mama-put at mammy to cook banga for you naa
4 - O boy ... I heard that camp is a mini prison ooo... Once you enter, your freedom enters with you for 3 weeks...unless you have the cash to bribe the soldiers (p.s. - cant you count, did they teach you to count 3 twice in elementary?)
5 - Why on earth would you want to snap with a soldier? Fine babes don finish? Abi you be homo-erectus?
6 - Bring whatever you want but prepare to have it ceased and converted to a soldier's property ...My rule is...if its important to me and it cant fit into my little kangaroo pouch/fanny pack/bum bag/back pack, it ain't coming to camp with me

Anymore questions

ENIMONEY: #dials my babalawo's number.. ''hello baba, thank you o, AdaEkube and samguin hav finally broken up baba, i can now have him to myself'' # na play o, picks race

yokiti: Do you mean the weekend before 4th and 26th of August? Na only the day you will leave camp o. No weekend for drilling matter o just that there wont be any drill on sunday morning but you wont escape the evening drills.

sokarsenal: Honeydear my one and only swity.....how's my baby today?

Ojestas: so, she's your sweetie?

Skateboard: Morning everyone.

Blue Emperor

prixxy7: rily No drills on weekends

moshmod101: I seems to be nervous whenever I think abt d call up letter!

buksich: Gud mrnin dear,9t ws cul. Wah abt urs?

prixxy7: *sighs* just wondering wat we wil be doin in camp by dis time nxt month. Drilling!!! God A̶̲̥̅♏ in *tears* A̶̲̥̅♏ sure goin to develop bags under my eyes due to insomnia

AdaEkube: Alright....papers SIGNED!!!

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AdaEkube: My luv u knw I can't stay mad @ u 4 so long,bt u hv 2 promise me neva 2 cheat on me again.