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Richy4:
I got your point man. If you do not have the intention, you will never open a thread here on NL.

All you are seeking for is more encouragement whether to date or not to...

The game is still the game but different players bro.

But if you search your heart and their was no element of truth in what I said. I owe you $10

Lol... I didn't open the thread sha, but I got your point and am sorry to disappoint you sir, but you owe me $10

Richy4:
They call it friend zone.

Eg.

Girl A: I saw you with Samiceman. Are you two together?

Girl B: oh!! Samiceman. He's just a friend. He is like my brother. We tell each other every thing. He is just a harmless handsome guy.
if not that I am with James I would have considered him.....
In fact he help with my assignment and when I ran low on cash he rescues me. He is so wonderful.

Do you now understand how bad that f zone is? You will be wonderful but not good enough for dating her

You are still not getting my point, what if I don't want to date her?

Richy4:
Op if she wants a" test"of you, she will not tell you. She will only tell her friends how handsome you are

I am afraid you might be going to a dangerous Zone that starts with F. If you don't rescue yourself.

abeg what's dangerous in the F-Zone? At least u can't date every girl that come your way now

Some guys be thinking with their ass

No wahala, as long as I get my dose that night.... Then we can talk about the statement in the morning

I am not surprised the op posted this crap, he is enchalapredicly stupid

Even kindergarten pupils now fall in love....nawa oo

F

I smell prospects

A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much
as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"... A
man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got
a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave
him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard, don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay" The waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your grandfather's Bill"... ... Good day and as you step into d election week, think of how you will affect the unborn generation positively. Be wise with your vote, save Nigeria. God bless!

A signboard outside a restaurant read "eat as much
as you can, your grand children will pay the Bill"... A
man entered the restaurant and ate as he could, got
a toothpick and was relaxing when the waiter gave
him the bill he laughed and pointed to the signboard,
don't you see, "only my grandchildren will pay" The
waiter replied, "This is not your bill, it's your
grandfather's Bill"... ... Good day and as you step into
d election week, think of how you will affect the
unborn generation positively. Be wise with your vote,
save Nigeria. God bless!

SMH

Yess! I am fucking proud to be studying Engineering! Engineers rock!

Once A Cheat, Always A Cheat

Just like HIV, once you are "infected" with cheating, you can't get outta it

Brother ko! Aunty nii.... Mtcheeew!!!


Shey if she call me brother/uncle e go add for my acct balance?

In fact, call me brother and we are done!

DAIL:
Oboy go... no mind them, how d guy go they disturb your babe, go show d guy say no body Bleep with u and get away with it : d last time a guy Bleep with my babe i removed his left eye, and since den, no one Bleep with me anymore....make sure u do d same n keep me posted, all this guys way dey disturb our babe has to stop.

Devil First Born

Lolz so false

Holy Potatoes!!


6th to comment sha

Lol Amateur league dey play.... See as here dry! EPL rules


In other news, sai Buhari

dabossman:
Arsenal and EPL champions haven't been used in the same sentence since 18BC.

I just wonder how their Nigerian fans cope... Its not healthy supporting Nigeria and Arsenal at the same time...

netmillionaires:
who say me no be real manU fan. Even when we perform woefully last season I still dey believe in them. But dis ur mathematical combination and permutation dey very scary. We dey fourth with so few matches to go and u expect Man City, Chelsea and Arsenal to just fuckup like that. Haba! It is good to have dream but our dream need to be realistic for it to be achievable. Let's just keep watching and praying.

If your dreams do not scare u, then they are not good enough

dabossman:
He is and so am I. Let's focus on getting a Champions league spot. Don't come and jinx it o. Winning the EPL this season can only happen if Chelsea and Citeh self destruct. It is not exactly in our hands.

You are right, not in our hands but with their present form and if we play our part anything is possible. Arsenal could pose a threat to our success but they are allergic to the EPL

xynerise:
Let me help you....Your fada

I do this on Sundays

Naso person dey start wetin him no go fit finish ooo

erisegun:
lyk it did against arsenal few weeks ago? My frnd wake up

mtcheeew... Who needs the FA cup?

netmillionaires:
in as much as I b manU fan, dis ur dream dey scare the shit out of me. Abeg wake up brorher Samice... This ur sleeping position dey scare me o.

Then u are not a real Man Utd fan

otemanuduno:
Dream m m, dream, dream, dream...dream, dream, dream....dream m m. All you have to do is dream m m.

we own the Theatre of dreams ....where dreams come true

justicesky24:
in ur nightmare

Shebi na em we dey watch so?

Man Utd to defeat Man City, Aston Villa and Chelsea in our next matches...

Arsenal to lose to Liverpool, win at Burnley and lose to Chelsea

Mancity to drop to a point at Crystal Palace, Lose to United and draw West Ham


Verdict Man Utd can/may still win the league

Hull City 4 - 3 Chelsea

Quote me after the match