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Politics › Re: Lai Mohammed Begs NBC For N13Million Loan For China Trip - DumebiIfeanyi.com by Samiceman: 8:15pm On May 12, 2016

Chai! We've been scammed .... APC is a plague, a curse! God save this country

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Education › Re: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by Samiceman: 8:14pm On May 12, 2016

teemanbastos:
oga...why you open d thread?

Oga.... park well

Education › Re: 13 Pictures you Can Relate To In A Typical Nigerian Classroom by Samiceman: 8:10pm On May 12, 2016

Nonsense! Who pictures don Epp?

Family › Re: Nigerian Dad Recreates The Lion King For His Baby Son's Birth by Samiceman: 6:05pm On May 12, 2016

Nonsense!

All we are saying, give us our freedom! Enough is Enough

Romance › Re: Unclad Restaurant & Dining: Would You Visit This Restaurant? by Samiceman: 5:56pm On May 12, 2016

no chemicals, no artificial colours, no electricity, no gas, no phone and even no clothes if patrons wish” he explained.

We've not had electricity in Nigeria since like forever, all thanks to baba bubu and our minister for darkness. So I am certain this concept won't entice Nigerians

Politics › Re: Christiane Amanpour Interviews Muhammadu Buhari @ 7pm On CNN by Samiceman: 5:54pm On May 12, 2016*

There is no need for an interview, the old man has nothing upstairs to say. Was voted in by brainless zombies who are going to quote me.

It's only a pity we have more zombies than sensible people in Nigeria.

In other news....FTC grin

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Politics › Re: Niger Delta Avengers Goes Underground. by Samiceman: 9:54am On May 12, 2016

MrAdetunjiBayo:
Masha Allah! You want to destroy our Baba buhari's government? We yoruba muslim will fight you for our Buhari because Buhari is greater than Awolowo. Say Buhari!

Guy, you mumu. Speak for yourself and not the entire Yoruba Muslim population.

Its obvious you are neither a Yoruba nor a Muslim

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Education › Re: Yabatech 2015/2016 Post Utme Updates by Samiceman: 1:15pm On May 01, 2016

Weselion:
For the list of documents you need for screening, click here http://www.lagschools.com/2016/04/yabatech-hnd-full-time-second-list-for.html?m=1

Thanks bro

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Leicester City (1 - 1) On 1st May 2016 by Samiceman: 1:14pm On May 01, 2016

GGMU.... Let's show these guys what it means to be the most successful English club

Education › Re: Yabatech 2015/2016 Post Utme Updates by Samiceman: 11:04am On Apr 30, 2016

Weselion:
Were you admitted for full time or part time? OND or HND?

Full time HND, supplementary list

Education › Re: Yabatech 2015/2016 Post Utme Updates by Samiceman: 8:53pm On Apr 29, 2016

Weselion:
You are welcome Bro

Bro, nice work you are doing here. I just got admitted and paid my acceptance fee and want to go for biometric. The problem here is that I am currently far from home (so can't get my other documents) but somewhat close to Lagos. What documents would be required of me during the biometric?

Celebrities › Re: Jude Has Sucessfully Break The Dynamic Duo P Square by Samiceman: 4:56am On Apr 14, 2016

toyeoye:
point of correction it is "Jude has successfully breaked the dynamic duo p square".

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 9th April 2016 by Samiceman: 1:37pm On Apr 09, 2016

Who is nairabet? huh

afolayangs:
nairabet don chop ur ass

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: West Ham Vs Arsenal (3 - 3) On 9th April 2016 by Samiceman: 12:26pm On Apr 09, 2016

Yea.....now Arsenal, tell me how you want your funeral

West Ham 3 - 1 Arsenal tongue

Politics › Re: Nigerian Army's Gaelle Helicopter With 50 Caliber Machine Gun by Samiceman: 3:47pm On Apr 06, 2016

All thanks to GEJ tongue

Mr Zombie never see anything buy since he became presido

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by Samiceman: 2:29pm On Apr 06, 2016

fistonati:
He shud tell them he doesn't do Facebook after he has lost the Job Let me pray for you, RECEIVE SENSE

What have you been smoking?

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How I Lost A Job Because Of A Customised Facebook Name by Samiceman: 2:22pm On Apr 06, 2016

I lost a job cos I had no nairaland account, the interviewer said I wasn't 'enlightened' undecided

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Politics › Re: Soldiers Dig Out Bombs Planted On The Road By Boko Haram Members (Pics) by Samiceman: 12:52pm On Apr 06, 2016

Detonate or Defuse? huh

Nigeria's educational system is indeed a failure tongue

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Politics › Re: 160 Fuel Tankers Allocated To The North, 40 To The South-West by Samiceman: 7:21pm On Apr 05, 2016

Politics › Re: Menace Of Fulani Herdsmen May Result In Civil War If Not Checked-huriwa by Samiceman: 7:11pm On Apr 05, 2016

Bihari's silence on this matter is really sickening

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Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Samiceman: 7:00pm On Apr 05, 2016

This is like the dumbest shit I have ever read on nairaland

Politics › Re: Fuel Scarcity: What The Media Won’t Report by Samiceman: 6:58pm On Apr 05, 2016

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Politics › Re: Fuel Price To Increase As FG Plans To Review Price Next Month by Samiceman: 6:46pm On Apr 05, 2016

To think that I even helped to campaign for APC, carried the party for head like groundnuts.....

God save my country, and forgive me for being a part of those used to deceive the masses. Amen cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Atletico Madrid : UCL (2 - 1) On 5th April 2016 by Samiceman: 6:38pm On Apr 05, 2016

If barca win, make I baff naked tongue

Romance › Re: Online Dating... My Experience by Samiceman: 10:03am On Apr 05, 2016

* Modified*

undecided

Op, congrats huh

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TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Samiceman: 2:13pm On Apr 04, 2016

eniolaamoda:
Bros pls what d solution to the bb os7 users caught between the fb and whatsapp eradication saga??

Go get an Android or IPhone.....

TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by Samiceman: 2:12pm On Apr 04, 2016

Superstar997:
I also cany wait

The wait is almost over.... 20days to go

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Answers Wizkid On Her by Samiceman: 1:09pm On Apr 03, 2016

But it's none of my business...

My advise to wizkid is ......

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Barcelona Vs Real Madrid: El Clasico (1 - 2) On 2nd April 2016 by Samiceman: 9:17pm On Apr 02, 2016

Barca how market?

How is that unbeaten run coming? grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On 2nd April 2016 by Samiceman: 2:10pm On Apr 02, 2016

Funny, Chelsea dey beat bottom of the league the and they dey jubilate as if them win cup..... Wetin dey go do if they beat a team like Arsenal?

Romance › Re: Cult-Girls Strip Boyfriend-Snatcher Unclad In Delta by Samiceman: 10:51am On Mar 22, 2016

Pics or adonbilivit undecided

Romance › Re: This Lady's Baby Bump Has Everyone Talking by Samiceman: 12:57am On Mar 18, 2016

Omo na first 11 this woman wan born.... embarassed

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