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Career / Re: Sosu Patrick, Corn Seller In Suit, Tie & Hat by sammieguze(m): 3:51pm On Jul 27, 2016
Swag or stupidity.


Suit in the hot weather....


Tie when working with fire....


If u must dress corporate, i won't mind a jacket and bow tie. Long tie, when you are working with fire..... Error404

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Crime / Re: UNIBEN Student Poisons Fellow Students (photos) - Bishop10 by sammieguze(m): 12:12pm On Jul 24, 2016
Now i definitely gotta be careful
Crime / Re: Policeman Rapes Girl, Begs Victim’s Family For Forgiveness by sammieguze(m): 10:58am On Jul 23, 2016
What sort of rubbish is this?


This victims name was boldly written yet, the bastar.d rapist's identity is being protected.


Those pastors should be ashamed of themselves. This is one of the few occasions i recommend public execution.

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Politics / Re: Jibrin Padded Budget With N250bn – Dogara’s Men by sammieguze(m): 8:23am On Jul 23, 2016
Lolzzz.....


And some idiots who has never seen 100k in their life will kill themselves over these legislooters.


Make them begin open them yansh na.
#HouseOfCommotion

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Politics / Re: Marafa Accepts Saraki's Juicy Committee Gift, Says It Will Bring Peace by sammieguze(m): 8:02am On Jul 23, 2016
Hmmmm....



So, so far, the bone of contention has been over juicy posts ehn?

Twodeful! This indeed is change

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Politics / Re: Farmers Will Not Pay Any Mandatory Protection Fees, Ogbeh Assures by sammieguze(m): 8:00am On Jul 23, 2016
Stupid.



How much did the fulani herdsmen pay before the government decided to protect them from cattle rustlers?


Government talking about diversifying the economy yet, the same government want farmers to pay voluntary protection fees. I begin to wonder, what then is the function of government if it can't protect its citizens

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Crime / Re: Italy Jails Three Nigerian Mafia 'subjects' Of Cosa Nostra Clan by sammieguze(m): 4:29pm On Jul 22, 2016
Hmmm...


Has Anybody notice that those foreign medias normally call those criminals Nigerians. Plain and simple?


Nothing like yoruba nigerian or igbo or hausa. To them, a nigerian is a nigerian. Doesn't matter where you re from. Same way we refer to most asians as chinko.

Yet, some set of people will be here throwing shades @ each others tribes.

Smh.....

Emilokoiyawon:


cool That's because the foreign media does NOT know much about Nigeria. However we members of the NCAN know who among the tribes commit the most crime. Therefore, we are interested in seeing the names
If you are ever chanced to leave the shores of this country, i wish you good luck explaining to those foreigners u re you yoruba and different from an igbo.

Those mofo sometimes don't even know the difference between Kenya and Nigeria sef

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Politics / Re: Plateau Crisis: Soldiers Fire On Youths, Kill One by sammieguze(m): 12:41pm On Jul 21, 2016
Stop preaching hate.


Nobody deserves this treatment either they vote change or not.


Rip to the deceased.
iflywithbuhari:
Your reward for voting change. Please APC spread this your style of change to the Southwest
NYSC / Re: Corper Invents Driver Training Workshop - Photos by sammieguze(m): 12:23pm On Jul 21, 2016
This is good. Kudos

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Car Talk / Re: Hilarious Picture Of An Overloaded Raodsafety Pickup Truck by sammieguze(m): 12:18pm On Jul 21, 2016
Who will flag this one down now

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Politics / Re: BREAKING: Fresh Attack In Plateau/Soldiers Open Fire, One Killed/Curfew Imposed by sammieguze(m): 11:50am On Jul 21, 2016
Sad.


If buhari is not careful, Nigeria might descend into a state of anarchy.

Will the current security challenges, every community might just decide to provide security for themselves once and for all.
Politics / Re: Halliburton: Aisha Buhari Sues Fayose by sammieguze(m): 9:15pm On Jul 20, 2016
To sue no hard na.



But with the legal bottlenecks in our judiciary system, i doubt anything concrete will come out of this.



She just might have to wait till the tout vacates the government house

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Politics / Re: Epic Adivice To PMB By A Twitter User Jide Ogunleye by sammieguze(m): 12:00pm On Jul 15, 2016
This guy de vex sha. Nice one
Politics / Re: Buhari: Only Athletes Can Go To Rio Olympics by sammieguze(m): 11:59am On Jul 15, 2016
Good decision.


But then paucity or no paucity of funds, if you are not an athlete or a chairleader/supporters club, sit down in ya house and wash it on your telefision instead of going there to embarrass us by harass Brazilian girls

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Politics / Re: Fayose’s Ally, Agbele Files N500m Suit Against EFCC by sammieguze(m): 7:54am On Jul 15, 2016
Are you of fayose's puppet.

Those idiots are busy siphoning public money for personal use and because of 1000 naira, you people turn to morons ready to defend them with your lives.

Go and steal 500 naira from the general populace and ask for your human right to trial and see the kinda jungle justice that will be meted out to you. Yet, two people connived to steal over a billion naira and you turn to human right advocator.


He should bear his cross like a man. Gaskiya
richidinho:


If you dont have right as a Nigerian please we do so sharrap already

If there is any evidence with EFCC why not charge the gentleman to court the next day after arresting him, they are busy transfering him from one underground cell to another

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Politics / Re: Fayose’s Ally, Agbele Files N500m Suit Against EFCC by sammieguze(m): 7:31am On Jul 15, 2016
Which right?

When billions were being wired into your account, nobody heard of human right brouhaha.

Now that yawa don gas, you come de speak inglis. Abeg make person hear word jor and jejely talk the talk wey dey ur mouth

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Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Is Now A Jehovah's Witness by sammieguze(m): 9:46am On Jul 13, 2016
Jehova witnesses are Jehova witnesses. They are Christians but still prefer the term Jehova witness.

More like the difference between an orange and a lemon. Both re citrus but orange is orange and lemon is lemon.

They just like separating themselves from other Christians
abat4real37:
Are Jehovah witness not Christian?

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Gaming / Re: Candy Crush Saga: Players Challenge by sammieguze(m): 5:19pm On Jul 10, 2016
They believe its meant for ladies. In level 725 though. Waiting for people to help me cross.
inemani:



What made them think you're weird? The game hard o, no be here! Some levels are super HARD! Plus their limited time/lives
You'll get there
Celebrities / Re: Fans Bombarded Halima Abubakar With Their Penis Photos, Actress Cries Out by sammieguze(m): 11:08am On Jul 10, 2016
Seriously, some guys can be so stupid

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Worst Thing You’ve Done Under The Influence Of Alcohol? by sammieguze(m): 3:49pm On Jul 07, 2016
Hmmm...

Twice.

Once, I told her how sorry i was to av had s*x with her former classmate.


She broke up with me....

And we made up again. Only for her to get me drunk a second time. This time, my only confession was how i love her and how her friend is becoming too close. That made us inseparable after she made her friend disappear of course but i won't ever get drunk again.

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Politics / Re: The Real Reason Fayose's Counsel Requested For Adjourment by sammieguze(m): 6:42am On Jul 06, 2016
Una sef....


The hungry looking ekiti youths said their governor should not be prosecuted.


My advice, leave the misguided youths to enjoy their governor.


He can feed fat on the state resources for all i care

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Politics / Re: N2.5bn In Maid's Account: Stella Oduah Denies Report by sammieguze(m): 12:38pm On Jul 04, 2016
Instead make this woman shut up jeje to buy more time, she dey shout.

By the time Sahara wizards publish the account details now, you will know there are wizards but Sahara wizard is in a class of its own

Waiting for the Sahara wizards to do the needful

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Politics / Re: Militants Storm Cross Rivers State office, hold Deputy Governor Hostage by sammieguze(m): 4:46pm On Jul 02, 2016
Encroachment of anarchy....

Militancy everywhere you look
Politics / Re: Maduekwe And Amadi Were Patroits- Jonathan by sammieguze(m): 1:23am On Jul 01, 2016
Is he not a patriot ?

OPCNAIRALAND:
If Dasuki die today Jonathan go still call am patriot. grin
Gaming / Re: Candy Crush Saga: Players Challenge by sammieguze(m): 10:10pm On Jun 30, 2016
Respect.

Am in level 6 hundred and eighty something and people still think am weird

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Politics / Re: Buhari Breaks Fast With Diplomatic Corps Tonight by sammieguze(m): 9:40pm On Jun 30, 2016
Hmmmm....


Now i understand why Hugh sums of money are always allocated for food @ aso rock.


This kinda lifestyle can make a normal person go bankrupt.

Bubu should would have to start inviting ordinary members of the society before i take him serious.

What's the point feeding people who already has in abundance?

neyoworld247:
Baba just dey enjoy

if they are not careful, they will start choking on the food

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Politics / Re: Confusion In Abia As Ikpeazu, Ogah Lay Claim To Governorship Seat by sammieguze(m): 9:00pm On Jun 30, 2016
Two elephants about to start a fight
Politics / Confusion In Abia As Ikpeazu, Ogah Lay Claim To Governorship Seat by sammieguze(m): 8:58pm On Jun 30, 2016
Abia State descended into confusion on Thursday following the insistence of Sampson Ogah that he should be sworn in as governor of the state to replace the incumbent, Okezie Ikpeazu, who was sacked by the Federal High Court on Monday.
Mr. Ogah had left Abuja for Umuahia Thursday after he was issued a Certificate of Return by the Independent National Electoral Commission for his swearing in, expected to be performed by the Chief Judge of the state.
But as he was travelling to Abia, Mr. Okezie obtained an injunction from the High Court of Abia State stopping the Chief Judge of the State, the President of the Customary Court of Appeal and any other judicial officer from swearing in Mr. Ogah as governor.
Both Messrs Okezie Ikpeazu and Ogah are members of the Peoples Democratic Party.
The order made by Justice Chibuzo Ahuchaogu of the Abia High Court said among other things, “Upon this motion ex-parte pursuant to section 143 (1) & (2) of the Electoral Act 2010 (as amended) and pending the determination of the motion on notice, after hearing O.O Nkume, counsel to the applicant.”
Apart from the court order, Mr. Ikpeazu also declared Friday and Monday as public holidays in “honour of a former Minister of Foreign Affairs, Ojo Maduekwe, who died on Wednesday”.
The federal government has already declared Tuesday and Wednesday public holidays to mark the Ed-il-Fitr.
The implication is that the judiciary in Abia State will not open for business until Thursday, July 7, making it impossible for Mr. Ogah to immediately challenge the injunction granted Mr. Ikpeazu.
But Mr. Ogah insisted he would be sworn in despite the Abia High Court order and the public holidays.
Peter Kalu, a media aide to Mr. Ogah, told PREMIUM TIMES in a telephone interview Thursday that his principal was already on his way to Umuahia, the Abia State capital, for the swearing-in ceremony.
“We don’t believe there is an injunction like that,” Mr. Kalu said.
“The injunction is baseless and against the rules of judiciary. Is the injunction saying that the Certificate of Return issued to Uche Ogah is not legal?
“Is it saying that Abia should not have a governor because the Certificate of Return nullifies that issued to Ikpeazu?
“We have a directive by the Chief Justice of Nigeria that he should be sworn in immediately. So that injunction to the best of our knowledge does not exist and where it exists, is null and void because it has already been overtaken by events.”
Later in a statement, Monday Ubani, the special adviser on media to Mr. Ogah, said the court injunction could not invalidate the Certificate of Return as it came from a subordinate court to the Federal High Court that ordered his (Ogah) swearing in.
Mr. Ubani said the State High Court, which granted the injunction, lacked the locus to do so adding that only an Appeal court could grant such injunction.
He also said the appeal filed by Mr. Ikpeazu before the Court of Appeal could not be considered a stay of execution of the judgment of Justice Okon Abang.
Mr Ubani urged the Chief Judge of Abia State and all concerned to respect the ruling and allow Mr. Ogah to immediately take over the reins of leadership so as to move the state forward.
The Independent National Electoral Commission had on Thursday given Mr. Ogah a Certificate of Return following the nullification of Mr. Ikpeazu’s election.
Governor Ikpeazu was on his way to deliver an inaugural lecture at the Abia State University, Uturu, when news of the development filtered into the state.
He immediately cancelled the appointment and made a quick return to Aba.
Mr. Ikpeazu has operated from the Government House Liaison Office in Aba since he assumed office on May 29, 2015.
Hundreds of Mr. Ogah’s supporters moved to the Sam Mbakwe Cargo Airport, Owerri, to receive him.
Many other supporters were seen at the Government House main gate in anticipation of his inauguration.
The development sparked anxiety among residents of the state.
In Umuahia, traders, tricycle riders and passersby expressed happiness over the development.
However, the situation was different at the Government House, where political office holders were seen moving hurriedly out of their offices, while workers discussed the development in groups.
To forestall a breakdown of law and order, the police immediately stepped up security around the Government House and in other parts of the city.
The Federal High Court had on Monday ruled that the governor was guilty of tax evasion and was therefore unqualified to have contested the 2015 governorship election in the state.
It ordered INEC to issue a certificate of return to Mr. Ogah, also a member of the Peoples Democratic Party, who contested the governorship ticket with Mr. Ikpeazu.
It ordered the governor to vacate office immediately.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/206249-confusion-abia-ikpeazu-ogah-lay-claim-governorship-seat.html
Politics / Re: Forgery: I Am Not Answerable To You, AGF Tells senate by sammieguze(m): 6:24pm On Jun 30, 2016
Lol...


I just don't understand these people. Its simple, rules were forged. Guilty or not guilty.

Why run around if you know you are not guilty?

They (senate) want to play they role of the accused, prosecutor, jury and judge...

They should face their primary duties (making laws) and leave the judiciary with its duties

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Crime / Woman Burns Boy’s Genitals For Stealing N100 by sammieguze(m): 9:43am On Jun 29, 2016
The police in Lagos State have arrested a woman identified simply as Saratu, for allegedly burning the private parts of her seven-year-old nephew, Razak Qudus.
PUNCH Metrolearnt that Saratu allegedly burnt the boy’s private parts with a stove after he was accused of stealing N100.
Our correspondent learnt that the victim, who is a primary four pupil in a private school, lived with the suspect in the Afariogun, Oshodi area of the state.
It was gathered that Saratu’s neighbours reported the matter to a coordinator of the Child Protection Network, Ebenezer Omejalile, living in the area, who in turn reported to the police.
Our correspondent learnt that the matter was reported at the Makinde Police Division, Oshodi, and Saratu was arrested.
Speaking withPUNCH Metro, Omejalile said the victim had been taken to a hospital for a checkup while the police had charged the suspect to court.
He said, “The victim is her nephew. The boy attends a private nursery and primary school around Afariogun Junction. He was accused of stealing the money in the school.
“The woman brutalised the boy’s genitals. While we were at the police station, I also informed the Lagos State Domestic and Sexual Violence Response Team, Alausa. I am sure justice will be done in this matter. The boy has been taken into government’s custody.”
A social worker told our correspondent that the Lagos State Office of the Public Defender had also been involved in the case.
The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, confirmed the arrest.
She said, “The suspect rubbed pepper on the boy’s genitals and started beating him.
“The boy in the process fell on a burning stove and incurred burns in his private parts. The suspect has been charged to court and remanded in prison.”
Politics / $1.5 Million Property Found In Los Angeles Belonging To Guy Murray-bruce by sammieguze(m): 8:16am On Jun 29, 2016
An ongoing SaharaReporters investigation has found two separate properties in Los Angeles Country, California, worth over $1.5 million, belonging to Guy Murray-Bruce.
Guy is a brother of Senator Ben Murray-Bruce, who campaigns under the #BuyNaijaToGrowTheNaira hashtag he uses for publicity stunts on social media. Both men are executives of their family’s Silverbird media companies.
The brothers are listed as defendants in ongoing legal proceedings with the Asset Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON), which only a few days ago seized several companies belonging to the Senator. AMCON alleges that Senator Murray-Bruce failed to service Union Bank loans he took out for the companies in question between 2005 and 2007.
SaharaReporters also learned of allegations that he illegally diverted money from the Union Bank loans to bankroll his appetite for opulent real estate properties in the United States.
Our earlier investigation reveals that Senator Murray-Bruce purchased one posh Beverly Hills mansion in 2007. The current SaharaReporters investigation found that two additional properties were purchased in 2007 in the name of Guy Murray-Bruce in the Los Angeles County area. The first, purchased for $1,110,000 on March 20th 2007, is located at 11445 Santini Lane, Northridge CA 91326. The property is said to have five bedrooms, three bathrooms, and be 3,195 square feet.
The second, in the name of Guy and Anne Murray-Bruce, is a condominium estimated to have cost $470,700. It is located at 11453 Ghiberti Way, #87, Northridge CA 91326. Bought by him on September 6th, 2007 the property is described as being a “gorgeous villa in the lovely Tuscany complex” and “located in the prestigious Porter Ranch community.”
It has tiled floors, two master bedrooms each with walk-in closets and personal bathrooms, and a “unique courtyard with open patio plus a covered patio that could double as a carport.”
The Los Angeles County Assessor’s Office confirmed to SaharaReporters that these properties were in the name of Guy Murray-Bruce and purchased for $1.1 million and $470,700 respectively.
Defendants listed in the AMCON case also include Michael Murray-Bruce, Roy Murray-Bruce, and Jonathan Murray-Bruce.

http://saharareporters.com/2016/06/28/15-million-worth-property-found-los-angeles-belonging-guy-murray-bruce-brother
Politics / Re: FRSC Officials In A Canoe Directing A Flooded Traffic by sammieguze(m): 7:49pm On Jun 28, 2016
Lol....


I thought its federal road safety commission. Dunno its flood safety.

Kudos to them though

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