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Christianity Etc › Re: . by sammy329(op):
Pls note something only GOD is 100% sure of everything.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Every Christian Should Read This by sammy329(op): 11:15am On Oct 06, 2012
God formed every creature on this planet with a special area of expertise. Some animals run, some hop, some swim, some burrow, and some fly. Each has a particular role to play based on the way they were shaped by God. The same is true with humans. Each of us is uniquely designed, or "shaped," to do certain things.

Before architects design any new building they first ask, "What will be its purpose? How will it be used?" The intended function always determines the form of the building.


Before God created you, he decided what role he wanted you to play on earth. He planned exactly how he wanted you to serve him, and then he shaped you for those tasks. You are the way you are because you were made for a specific ministry.

The Bible says, "We are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works" (Ephesians 2:10 NIV). Our English word "poem" comes from this Greek word translated "workmanship." You're God's handcrafted work of art. You're not an assembly-line product, mass- produced without thought. You're a custom designed, one-of-a-kind, original masterpiece.

God deliberately shaped and formed you to serve him in a way that makes your ministry unique. He carefully mixed the DNA recipe that created you. David praised God for this incredible personal attention to detail God gave in designing each of us: "You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit me together in my mother's womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous" (Psalm 139:13-14 NLT).

Not only did God shape you before your birth, he planned every day of your life to support his shaping process. David continues, "Every day of my life was recorded in your book. Every moment was laid out before a single day had passed" (Psalm 139:16 NLT).

This means that NOTHING that happens in your life is insignificant. God uses all of it to mold you for your ministry to others and shape you for your service to him.

God never wastes anything. He would not give you abilities, interests, talents, gifts, personality, and life experiences unless he intended to use them for his glory.
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CONTEST: Who Is Funny?? by sammy329(m): 9:34am On Oct 06, 2012
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I said LOOK down,not SCROLL down!
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Christian Should Read This by sammy329(op): 8:18am On Oct 06, 2012
Thoughts for Today

We are valuable to God. How could he have expressed his love for us any more than to send his only Son to die so that we might have life?

Focusing on these scriptures-and others like them-can remind you who you are in Christ Jesus ...

You are forgiven. 1 John 1:9

You have been made right in God's sight. Romans 5:1

You are righteous. 2 Corinthians 5:21, Romans 3:26

You are loved. 1 John 3:1, John 4:10

You are a member of God's family. Ephesians 2:19

You are known by God. Matthew 10:30

You are God's child. Romans 8:14

You are an overcomer. 1 John 5:3-5

You are his masterpiece-designed for a purpose. Ephesians 2:10

Consider this ...

Have other people said or done things that make it hard for you to see yourself as God sees you? You can't do anything right. ... You are ugly. ... You are stupid. ... You will never amount to anything. Or maybe you won't forgive yourself for past failures or sins.

Bring all the self-doubt and self-condemnation to Jesus. Receive his forgiveness ... and then walk tall. Meditate on scriptures like these that tell you how important you are to God. How much he loves you. How complete forgiveness in Jesus really is. And what great plans he has for you.
Christianity Etc › Re: Every Christian Should Read This by sammy329(op): 7:15am On Oct 06, 2012
A STRANGE BUT TRUE STORY FROM
BRAZIL
(Give him a place He will shield you)

A girl was going on outing with her two
friends and their three boyfriends, in a
small car.
Then the Mum said to the daughter,
"may God protect you and let Him
move with you"

The daughter laughed in disguise and
replied: "Mum the car is full maybe if
God moves in the boot, let him try
there ."

They then drove and went away. Then
a terrible accident happened, the car
was destroyed beyond recognition, all
who were in died and some of them
were only recognised by checking on
the clothes they wore.
Suprisingly, when the police opened
the boot of a car, they found two trays
of eggs which not even one was
damaged, in that crashed car.

NOTE: If the daughter had invited God
and given him a place in the car, he
would have saved them and no one of
them would be hurt or damaged as he
protected the Eggs in the boot where
he was given a place.

MORAL LESSON:
wherever you're going, whether in
good or bad, call his name and walk
with Him. He will shield you from
everything.

If you're ready to move with God and
you believe he will shield you.
Christianity Etc › Every Christian Should Read This by sammy329(op): 6:58am On Oct 06, 2012
Dear Ladies and Gentlemen:

I greet you in the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. It is my sincere Prayer that you are being Blessed even as you read this email.

One day, three men talking. They were from three different denominations. One was a Methodist, one was a Baptist, and the other was Pentecostal. The M
ethodist said to the Baptist "I live holy," and the Baptist asked him "How would you prove that?" He said "We have a method of praising God, a method of worshiping God, a method of selecting who will pastor as an itinerant elder, a local elder, and who will serve as steward and stewardess, even who will be a trustee."

The Baptist said "Well, I don't agree with what you are saying, we live holy as well. First of all, John the Baptist established the doctrine within our first churches, and he was a prophet and he baptized the Lord Jesus Christ, and he established the first ministerial staff (followers) before the apostles, and he continued to cry in the wilderness 'Repent, for the kingdom of God is at hand.' And he heard the voice of God say 'This is my beloved son, in whom I am well pleased.' Can't get no holier than that."

The Pentecostal said "Now, wait a minute, we live holy as well. Remember Jesus said to His apostles 'Remain in Jerusalem until you be endued with the power from on high.' And when the apostles were one accord, the Holy Ghost came in as a mighty rushing wind. And the disciples of Christ began to speak in unknown tongues. We don't believe in wearing makeup, we don't believe in the fancy braiding of the hair. We speak in tongues, we believe of the gifts of the Spirit, we believe in apostles, prophets, pastors, evangelists, and teachers. So we feel that we are holier than thou."

Along came a man that once was a drunk, drug addict, and dealt with prostitutes. He had been close enough to hear the conversation, and he said "I may not know much about holiness, but I do know this, without Jesus, there can be no change. And I speak as one that served satan by drinking, drugging, and having promiscuous sex with prostitutes. It was not a method of salvation that saved me, but the Grace of God. It was not the baptism of water that gave me the power to overcome the works of the flesh, I was not delivered on the day of Pentecost, I was delivered on the day that I confessed my sins, realizing that God is faithful to forgive my sins and cleanse me from unrighteousness. No, I don't know much about holiness, but I know in order to serve God, we have to love one another, and what I have just heard from the three of you, the love of God is not shown, the unity is not shown, and the Holy Spirit, which is the witness of the testimony of Jesus (The
Gospel), is not there.

Only God can declare holiness, it is not a method, it is not a denomination, it is not how you dress, but it is living according to God's Word.

I see the three of you pointing at each other, judging each other, which is not of God. How can you make the statement I am holier than thou?
Jokes Etc › Follow This Thread by sammy329(op): 11:55pm On Oct 05, 2012
Unilag to start program on terrorism and security studies.
Wondering who will be the lecturers: Abu Qaka, Abdul Dada, kabiru Sokoto, IG Afeez Ringim etc …LOL

Please suggest courses and codes ~

BMB 101: Bomb detonation

BMB 105: Bomb upgrading

WPN 104: Weapon smuggling

SBM 106: Suicide bombin

Keep it rolling, suggest your own courses too....
Christianity Etc › God Created U For A Purpose by sammy329(op): 11:01pm On Oct 05, 2012
God formed every creature on this planet with a special area of expertise. Some animals run, some hop, some swim, some burrow, and some fly. Each has a particular role to play based on the way they were shaped by God. The same is true with humans. Each of us is uniquely designed, or "shaped," to do certain things.

Before architects design any new building they first ask, "What will be its purpose? How will it be used?" The intended function always determines the form of the building.


Before God created you, he decided what role he wanted you to play on earth. He planned exactly how he wanted you to serve him, and then he shaped you for those tasks. You are the way you are because you were made for a specific ministry.

The Bible says, "We are God's workmanship, created in Christ Jesus to do good works" (Ephesians 2:10 NIV). Our English word "poem" comes from this Greek word translated "workmanship." You're God's handcrafted work of art. You're not an assembly-line product, mass- produced without thought. You're a custom designed, one-of-a-kind, original masterpiece.

God deliberately shaped and formed you to serve him in a way that makes your ministry unique. He carefully mixed the DNA recipe that created you. David praised God for this incredible personal attention to detail God gave in designing each of us: "You made all the delicate, inner parts of my body and knit me together in my mother's womb. Thank you for making me so wonderfully complex! Your workmanship is marvelous" (Psalm 139:13-14 NLT).

Not only did God shape you before your birth, he planned every day of your life to support his shaping process. David continues, "Every day of my life was recorded in your book. Every moment was laid out before a single day had passed" (Psalm 139:16 NLT).

This means that NOTHING that happens in your life is insignificant. God uses all of it to mold you for your ministry to others and shape you for your service to him.

God never wastes anything. He would not give you abilities, interests, talents, gifts, personality, and life experiences unless he intended to use them for his glory.
Jokes Etc › Re: Nice Jokes by sammy329(op):
grin ;DA thief broke into a mad mans house and stole his DVD player.The thief took to his heels seeing the mad man. The mad man ran after him. The faster he ran, the faster the mad man followed. The mad man eventually caught up with the thief, breathing hevily - he said: ''take the remote, you forget am' ;
Jokes Etc › Re: Nice Jokes by sammy329(op): 10:44pm On Oct 05, 2012
A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. “I’m so Hot that I can’t stand it.” she said.
“I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are
you free tonight?” “Yes!!!!” he replied enthusiastically. “Wonderful.” she said. “Would you watch my
kids?”
Jokes Etc › Who Lie Pass???? by sammy329(op): 10:29pm On Oct 05, 2012
Two workers was late for work... So as dey arrived deir boss asked dey y were dey late nd d first 1 said dat as i dey com work, d road con tear so i con carry needle dey sow am. D second 1 say as hin dey dry e tea, sugar 2much so he con dey pick am out... Abeg who lie pass
;DTwo workers was late for work... So as dey arrived deir boss asked dey y were dey late nd d first 1 said dat as i dey com work, d road con tear so i con carry needle dey sow am. D second 1 say as hin dey dry e tea, sugar 2much so he con dey pick am out... Abeg who lie pass
Jokes Etc › Nice Jokes by sammy329(op): 4:39pm On Oct 05, 2012
A guy scrolled
through his
girl's phone & saw
funny
names, saved in d
contact
list... Such as john
Stingy, Michael
Blacky, Donald
Hammer Head of
Horror, Chukwudi
ATM,
Joshua Long
teeth, Friday big
ear, And he was
just having
fun, laughing at all
d names he saw;
So he decided
2check out what
his own number
had been
stored with, And
when he
dialed her line,
what
he saw was
DANIEL MOUTH
ODOUR......lol.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Aaron Ramsey by sammy329(op):
*The Aaron Ramsey*

Each time Arsenal's Aaron Ramsey scores a goal, a celebrity MUST die the NEXT day.

<The Facts & The Figures>
May 1, 2011 = Ramsey scored against Man Utd.
OSAMA BIN LADEN died the next day

Oct 2, 2011 = Ramsey scored against Spurs
STEVE JOBS died the next day

Oct 19, 2011 = Ramsey against Olympic Marsellie
MUNMMAR GADDAFI died the next day

Feb 11, 2012 = Ramsey scored against Sunderland
WHITNEY HOUSTON died the next day

Aug 4, 2012 = Ramsey scored against South Korea
KIRK URSO died the next day

Oct 3, 2012(Yesterday) = Ramsey scored against Olympiakios
The Syria Prime Minister has just been confirmed DEAD

Someone should STOP Ramsey from scoring.
Crime › Re: Three Killed In Ebute-metta Gang Wars by sammy329(m): 4:01pm On Sep 22, 2012
When two Elephants Fights the grass will suffer. embarassedWhen two Elephants Fights the grass will suffer.
Politics › Re: FG Retracts 56% Budget Implementation Claim by sammy329(m): 3:02pm On Aug 01, 2012
Dis woman go destroy GEJ regime. She should be sacked immediatedly liaaaaaaar

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