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Rat is Ok. I already have many

It remind me of Rise of planet of Ape

Doflamingo ~ "Pirates are evil?The Marines are
righteous?These terms have always changed
throughout the course of history!Kids who have
never seen peace and kids who have never seen war
have different values! Those who stand at the top
determine what's wrong and what's right!This very
place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say?
But of course it will!Whoever wins this war becomes
justice!"
Hiluluk: "When does a man die? When a bullet from a
pistol pierces his heart? No. When he suffers an
incurable disease? No. When he eats a soup made
out of poisonous mushrooms? No! A man dies when
he is forgotten! "
My favourite one piece quote

Signed

This show had better end up with Stefan & Elena,
otherwise I have wasted precious time on this
show! Just because Damon wants the girl,
doesn’t mean it’s the best thing for the both of
them. They don’t scream everlasting couple
because as hot as their chemistry is, Damon isn’t
Elena’s forever & vice versa no matter how much
they may want that for now.

KwoiZabo: I know such things can only happen in ondo state or the perpetrators could be from Edo state, because all other states are Tinubu's slaves and are not bold enough for such acts.

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Irony

Phonon: Scientist?He should examine one of those lions that are starving in our zoos all over the country,then he is a scientist,sorry,zoologist.ZOOLOGY IS NOT REALLY SCIENCE.

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One piece beats naruto handsdown. The suspense is just too cool

Shanks is still the stronger conqueror haki user

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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A GIRL AND A WOMAN

1. A girl knows how to demand.
A woman knows how to
contribute.
2. Girls complain too often.
A woman will observe for a while, and then call her man's attention to the matter arising.
3. Girls can spend 5k on ice cream.
A woman can manage 5k to cook for a week.
4. A girl will wanna keep up with trends.
A woman will wanna consider her man's progress.
5. A girl will never ask how he manages.
Caring after him is a woman's priority.
6. A girl will measure her man's worth by the weight of his pocket.
A woman will measure her man's worth by his level of Wisdom, the fear of God and how disciplined he can be
towards finances.
7. A girl is naturally selfish, stubborn, and short sighted.
A woman is sacrificial, loyal, future oriented and family minded.
8. A girl wants everything now.
A woman waits until they can both attend to their needs as at when possible.
9. A girl is not considerate.
A woman helps her man to plan. U definitely must grow from
being a girl to a woman to be able to handle a home. U can't still be a girl and expect a man, of coz u get a boy.
Guys, do u want a girl for marriage or a woman? Ladies, are u a girl or a woman to ur spouse?
To each and every WOMAN out there, you rock our world..
Love, Respect And Gratitude..

Alex Ferguson - The Chelsea horror!

Last home defeat - Chelsea
Last FA Cup defeat - Chelsea
Last League Cup defeat - Chelsea
Last Charity Shield defeat - Chelsea.

A five-year-old boy accidentally shot dead his younger sister while playing with a rifle given to him as a gift, officials said Wednesday, thrusting the issue of US gun violence back into the spotlight.
The boy’s two-year-old sister was pronounced dead after being rushed to a hospital following the shooting on Tuesday in rural Kentucky, police said.
Cumberland County Coroner Gary White identified the girl as Caroline Starks and said the children’s mother was cleaning the house at the time of the incident, and had stepped outside onto the porch.
“She said no more than three minutes had went by and she actually heard the rifle go off. She ran back in and found the little girl,” White said.
The .22 caliber rifle had been given to the boy last year and was kept in the corner of a room. The parents didn’t realise a shell had been left in it.
“It’s a Crickett,” White told the Lexington Herald-Leader. “It’s a little rifle for a kid. …The little boy’s used to shooting the little gun.”
An autopsy was set to be conducted but White said he expects the shooting will be ruled accidental.


“Just one of those crazy accidents,” White said.
It was the second fatal shooting involving minors in America this week.
The Anchorage Daily News on Monday reported that a five-year-old girl in a remote Alaska community had been shot and killed by her eight-year-old brother. The circumstances of the shooting were not immediately clear.
President Barack Obama has pushed for tougher federal gun laws to require universal background checks on gun buyers and called for a ban on assault weapons like the one used at a school in Newtown, Connecticut that killed 26 young children and educators.
But last month, his background check proposal – condemned by the powerful National Rifle Association as an infringement on Americans’ constitutional right “to keep and bear arms” – failed to muster the necessary 60 votes needed to clear the US Senate.
There were 851 deaths caused by accidental discharges of firearms in the United States in 2011, according to the latest data from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.
A further 14,675 people were injured by accidental discharges of firearms in 2011, of whom 7,991 were under the age of 18 and 3,569 were under the age of 13.
No efforts have been made to prevent children from using firearms for hunting and sporting purposes, a treasured tradition for many American families. Source: http://www.informationng.com/2013/05/5-year-old-american-boy-shoots-2-year-old-sister-dead.html

SimonAndal: What kind of shoddy journalism is this? Where are said pictures? SMH AT ILLUMATI PEOPLE.

why am I not surprise

Three persons were reportedly
killed in a fresh outbreak of bloody conflict
between suspected Fulani herdsmen and
native Tiv farmers at Yogbo village in Guma
local government area of Benu state.
This latest fighting in Yogbo is coming a year
after a similar crisis in the same community
between the farmers and herdsmen left over
45 persons dead.
Vanguard gathered from an eyewitness
Tuesday that crisis broke out in Yogbo three
days ago when some herdsmen stormed the
village at night shooting sporadically and
burning down houses, huts and farmland in
the community.
According to the witness, “this latest attack
on Yogbo community was unprovoked and no
one expected the attack since there was no
form of incitement of any kind on both sides.
“They, the Fulanis, stormed Yogbo with
sophisticated weapons, at about 10pm,
when the people had gone to bed, shooting
and burning down huts, houses and
farmland.
“Most of us managed to flee to safety while
the unlucky ones were slaughtered in cold
blood, among those killed were two women
and a man.
“At the moment most of the victims of the
attack who fled their homes for fear of being
killed, are currently moving with their families
towards Makurdi town for safety.”
When contacted, the Chairman of Guma local
government council, Mr. Frank Adi disclosed
that among those killed in the latest fighting
in Yogbo were two women and a man.
He said, “this latest bloodbath is rather
unfortunate; just when we were yet to come
of of the shock of the killing at Uvir
community during a fishing festival at Ake
Lake, we are yet confronted with another
destruction and unfortunate killing of Tiv
farmers in Yogbo”.
The chairman said he had already informed
the authorities security agencies in the state
on the latest killing for necessary action to
stem the ugly development.
When contacted, the Benue State Police
Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Deputy
Suprintendent of Police, DSP, Daniel Ezeala
said he had not been briefed on the issue
adding that nobody had informed the Police
of any killings in Yogbo. Source; www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/three-killed-houses-burnt-as-fulani-herdsmen-attack-tiv-farmers/

UN - Approximately 287,000 women and
girls die each year of pregnancy and delivery-
related complications, the Executive Director
of UN Population Fund (UNFPA), Dr
Babatunde Osotimehin, has said.
Osotimehin disclosed this at an event to mark
the countdown of the last 1,000 days to
achieve the Millennium Development Goals
(MDGs) in 2015 on Friday in New York.
He said that the complications remained the
number one killer of 15 to 19 year-old-girls in
the developing world, stressing that more
than 300 million women live with maternal
illnesses and injuries such as fistula.
According to him, about 222 million women
in the developing world lack access to
modern contraceptives.
“We have cause to celebrate the successes
achieved around the world but we must also
urgently increase our work, resources and
actions in areas that are lagging behind.
“In 2000, the world pledged to reduce
maternal deaths by three quarters by 2015
from their 1990 levels through MDG 5.
Maternal deaths have dropped by 47 per cent
globally, but MDG 5 is the goal that lags the
farthest behind.
“Maternal deaths and disabilities and
unintended pregnancies hold societies back.
They perpetuate intergenerational poverty
and impede sustainable development by
infringing on women’s rights and capacities,
while harming the survival and health of
children.
“That is why we must all intensify our efforts
in these last 1,000 days and beyond,’’
Osotimehin said.
Osotimehin said that UNFPA and its partners
support countries with high levels of maternal
death and unmet need for family planning to
improve policies.
“We also leverage broad partnerships and
resources to accelerate support to sexual and
reproductive health and reproductive rights,’’
he said. (NAN). Source: www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/maternal-death-claim-287-000-women-girls-every-year-un/

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ABUJA — Former member of the House of Representatives, Mr. Chudi Offodile, has dragged Anambra State government before a Federal High Court sitting in Abuja, alleging that a company owned by the family of Governor Peter Obi was used to divert about N5billion from the state treasury.

The plaintiff, who listed the said company, Next International Limited and six others as defendants in the matter, further maintained that part of the siphoned funds were used by the governor to establish Sabmiller Breweries situated in Onitsha.

Other defendants in the matter are Intafact Beverages Limited, Sabmiller Nigeria Holdings BV, Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC), the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC).

In the suit which he filed through his counsel, Mr. Patrick Ikwueto, SAN, Offodile, was, among other things, seeking a declaration that the brewery (Intafact Brewery) established by the first defendant, Intafact Beverages Limited, is a
bon afide property of and wholly belongs to the government of Anambra State.

He equally prayed the court for an order directing the 1st, 2nd and 3rd defendants to render full and complete account of the operation including the costs of the establishment of the brewery, opened with monies belonging to the government of Anambra State and known as Intafact Brewery, Onitsha Anambra State.

Besides, Offodile, further asked the court for an order directing the 5th defendant (Corporate Affairs Commission) to rectify the records of the 1st defendant by removing the names of the 2nd and 3rd defendants as the shareholders/directors of the 1stdefendant.

In what he termed as the particulars of the alleged fraud, Offodile averred that as at April 12, 2011, the 1st defendant did not have 300 shares of N100, 000 each purportedly allotted and as represented by the written resolution of the Board of Directors of Intafact Beverages Limited dated April 12, 2012.

Offodile further stated that “at the Commissioning of the Brewery, His Excellency, the Executive Governor of Anambra State openly stated that the value of the investment by the government of Anambra State in the Brewery is in excess of N2billion.”

The matter has been assigned to Justice M.L.Mohammed of the high court who has fixed April 30 for hearing.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/04/governor-obi-sued-over-alleged-diversion-of-n5bn-state-fund/

One piece

Government College Ibadan was founded in 1929 not 1927. LEARNING FOR SERVICE

It was gory sight
yesterday in Mgboshiminu community in
Obio/Akpor Local Government of Rivers
State as Charity Ovudah, 36, allegedly stabbed
her husband to death after first poisoning his
food.
The alleged murder said to have taken place
in the night before was reportedly provoked
by the deceased, Peter Ovudah’s attempt to
bring a second wife into the matrimonial
home he had shared with the alleged killer.
A family source said the decease had already
concluded plans to bring the new wife, who
was pregnant, into the family houset before
Charity’s fatal reaction.
Mrs. Igbokwe Onyeka, a neighbour to the
Ovudahs revealed that; “The family had been
quarreling over the issue of a second wife but
no one anticipated that Charity would be so
angered killed her husband.
A 19-year-old housemaid to the Ovudahs,
who gave her name as simply Loveth said she
witnessed how Ovudah died, saying she first
noticed that Charity added something to her
husband’s food that fateful night.
she said: “I was the one who served the food
for my aunt’s husband but my aunt added
something that looked like salt and mixed it
together.
“So when Oga came back and started eating I
was monitoring him. After about 30 minutes
he started behaving strange and fell off the
dining chair, rolling on the floor and shouting
for help.
“That was when my aunt came and stabbed
him till he gave up”, she said.
The suspected killer was said to have
disappeared the moment the housemaid
alerted neighbours of her action, but the
remains of the deceased has been deposited
at the BraithwaiteMemorialHospital
mortuary in Port Harcourt. Source:www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/wife-poisons-stabs-husband-to-death-over-second-wife/

PORT HARCOURT–It was gory sight yesterday in Mgboshiminu community in Obio/Akpor Local Government of Rivers State as Charity Ovudah, 36, allegedly stabbed her husband to death after first poisoning his food.

The alleged murder said to have taken place in the night before was reportedly provoked by the deceased, Peter Ovudah’s attempt to bring a second wife into the matrimonial home he had shared with the alleged killer.

A family source said the decease had already concluded plans to bring the new wife, who was pregnant, into the family houset before Charity’s fatal reaction.

Mrs. Igbokwe Onyeka, a neighbour to the Ovudahs revealed that; “The family had been quarreling over the issue of a second wife but no one anticipated that Charity would be so angered killed her husband.

A 19-year-old housemaid to the Ovudahs, who gave her name as simply Loveth said she witnessed how Ovudah died, saying she first noticed that Charity added something to her husband’s food that fateful night.

she said: “I was the one who served the food for my aunt’s husband but my aunt added something that looked like salt and mixed it together.

“So when Oga came back and started eating I was monitoring him. After about 30 minutes he started behaving strange and fell off the dining chair, rolling on the floor and shouting for help.

“That was when my aunt came and stabbed him till he gave up”, she said.

The suspected killer was said to have disappeared the moment the housemaid alerted neighbours of her action, but the remains of the deceased has been deposited at the BraithwaiteMemorialHospital mortuary in Port Harcourt.


Source:www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/wife-poisons-stabs-husband-to-death-over-second-wife/

One piece episode 585, bleach 254, fringe season 5, gossip girls season 4

ACM10: I'm watching your transformation to an ACN goon in 3-D. Tell me how this ticket will benefit SE? The truth is that Igbos are not and can never buy into Buhari's candidacy. SE will abandon them; Yorubas will abandon them too(Ribadu comes to mind). The ticket is dead on arrival. Igbos wont vote for any sai Buhari!

Ribadu ke. The man that can even win his LGA