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TayserMahri:
That's a Kenyan proverb...so say if sammy comes across a lassy he ...oooh sorry...if sammy comes across a dude he wants to smash real bad he asks him...utawezana?

OOOOOOOoooooh then Kenyan proverbs sounds very stupid ..
Any other Kenyan proverb you might want introduce me to...I want to clear this perception on Kenya proverbs always sounding stupid

mtisTheQubit:
are you giggling sammy .

No I am not ..what makes you think I am...

Reason please

Shma:
dude, your efforts suck and you know it, right.?

There is nothing like effort in this..Kenyans don't I owe what promenade is except those that must have travelled out...there is no promenade anywhere in Kenya...true or false

Shma:
next time stay safe, sanitize and keep secret(isolate)
I guess they won't force you for another 24 h self quarantine.

That means you got banned by spambots...you just mention 24hours...
That is how long it take when you get banned by spambots..

Austine1212:
The guy always speaks his mind

So you do know Jermaine?

Yes I do

TayserMahri:
You mean know as in the english know or the biblical know.?

What are you saying?

Shma:
she saw danger coming.
The good thing she did was to report me before things get worse '
.
But how did you felt, two mitsi gone, is like your smartphone and mulika mwizi gone
I guess they discovered your other account after a snitch performed what he/she did.

Lol...oh please don't let me laugh...
I saw which danger? lol who is this danger?

Btw I didn't ban you, just come clean and tell us that you were afraid..I won't crucify you

mtisTheQubit:
The other day mtis an mtis00 were both banned...its like folks take ths discussions seriously ...

Do you really think I banned sh*male...like really

TayserMahri:
Context bro. we know who loves dick as was shown by his defense of his lover few weeks ago

You are speaking in parables again....I am finding this Masai parable hard to understand..what are you saying exactly

Shma:
should i really start where I stopped ?

Did, you say existing brutality?

And how are are you doing in your comprehension skills,?
Again check the bolded, why are you clutching at straws?
Simple thing like 10(ten)-100% has made your teensy brain overthink again or is it inclined to be that? I should now be highlighting everything in bracket when dealing with you (good teacher indeed)

You are not only throwing now at 100% you are also ranting about infantile meaningless things...
It's a pity I have ruined your life with harsh verbal brutality and you stupidly don't know...at this point therapy won't work..locate a strong facility in Kenya and lodge there for like two years with constant needles and syringe in your brain

mtisTheQubit:
Like okonkwo utawezana ..

What is utawezana...okonkwo is a Nigerian name...sounds igbo

TayserMahri:
He used English words to construct his name. He could have used indigenous nigerian words with the same meaning...

His full name is GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN...
Meaning Goodluck is his surname ,Ebele his middle name and lastly Jonathan his last name...
In Nigeria you can only have 2name has your official name max plus your surname making it 3...our middle sometimes is mostly the name we are known as...for instance I beared my middle name which was my cultural name right from a baby to to partly my uni days and I later sort of changed it to my last name...hence sammy

TayserMahri:
You just said covid is not a dick contest 5 mins ago,,,but here you are flashing your tiny dick again.

You seem to love dick alot..that said...
I was talking about the quality of that facility over yours not dick .

TayserMahri:
You must think am a villager like you sammy. If you wish to be admitted there not all of us do because we dont find it interesting. I have everything better than that cheap agbada hospital.

The so called cheap agbada(it's GBAGADA) hospital is of developed world standard that facility you have there screams third world...you need to change your approach in infastructural development if developed world status is your dream..

Shma:
Somebody got me banned yesterday,
I guess it was samorobo

Never I am incapable of doing such....it's either spambots or you are just lying... probably you were afraid to reply me and needed a full day to recoup yourself and receive more ass whooping brutality..

sherlock229:
meanwhile in Kenya �


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ASM4Sav1o

Lol

leo552:
@Samorobo,i agree with you,the delay has been there,transport ministry aren't proactive in this project but finally it will take off,there was no tender signed before,as we speak the contractor would mobilize in any time after this pandemic.

Lol you are quoting me directly and you are still using this symbol"@"..it is sort of funny
After this pandemic this thread will be more than ready to review their effort...

gallivant:
Kim is Korean though, what about Ulaan Baater? It's Mongolian.

Is Kim Kardashian also Korea...stop smoking weed Chennai

gallivant:
So you see no problem naming your kids Chinese and Mongolian names?

Would you name your kids African becos you are in Africa?

Austine1212:
Lol we all know the truth, no matter how people may rant

Not everyone in here are familiar with promanades

True..like Kenyans...
We have a promenade in Eko Atlantic and more in other upcoming city project built on reclaimed land...

gallivant:
I have an identity number on my national ID, but my name is unique. My name defines who I am culture wise. In prison they take away your name and identity and give you a random number. I am not a random nika because I have a name.

Stop saying nonsense Chennai..you are blowing hot air....
You culture is Hinduism and your tribe is Tripura...

gallivant:
Africans are nobility however some have clearly lost their path.

True..just like you...you lost your way all the way from Dhaka sea down to Africa's coast....why hobbit

gallivant:
A name is your identity.

What is your name chennai is it Bangladesh or Pakistani

gallivant:
Can anyone else sense the passive aggression?

No one can..it's only you south Asian...

Justnotyou:
Buharis Fula daughter ehh, you guys sample royalty everyday

Is that Buhari's daughter? Cos she sure as hell doesn't look like any of his daughters I know...

Austine1212:
You can check out the vids i posted

Lol U like what you just did

TayserMahri:
Its a general WA thing though. The obscene need to sound fully European. There's also Goodluck Jonathan and Jerry Rawlings.

What is wrong with you this guy...Goodluck Jonathan is not a typical English name...

mtisTheQubit:
sammy join real men discussion dude, away with beauty stuff

I just logged in now..let me continue quoting from where I stopped to I get to where you guys are now ..

Nairobi vs Durban..tell me which looks better

Austine1212:
Amercan vlogger in streets of durban

No edits no computer enhancers


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhZyqkz37s4

Thanks sir Jermaine guy never disappoints....btw Durban looks really good...I feel like nairobi is not nibbling at Durban.....I mean it is pretty obvious

TayserMahri:
Sammy, Kilifi County Covid-19 complex built from scratch

Kilifi County has managed to keep its coronavirus cases constant at 11, all thanks to quick social interventions and rapid contact tracing

Look okay but nothing compared to this..

Austine1212:
Check out something different

Durban


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2cNmMjF6DI

The promenade looks beautiful as expected so does the city of Durban....

Btw don't you think Durban looks more developed than Nairoslum I mean I am just saying..if nairobi is nibbling at joburg then it mean it must have surpassed cities like port Elizabeth, Pretoria, Durban, Capetown

TayserMahri:
This is what Kikuyu talked about. For you it is of paramount importance to 'look good' even though there is absolutely no benefit deriving from it. Like lip balm on a pig. Lets see who is more effective between Kenya and Nigeria in combating the virus.

So far, Kenya has 737 confirmed cases, 40 deaths and 281 recoveries, out of 36,000 tests. !

Meanwhile, the lip balmed Naija with the sexy quarantine centers has 4971 confirmed cases, 164 deaths, and 1070 recoveries out of 30,000 tests.

We basically have a better testing infrastructure which means we have a better hold of the virus' spread. You have fewer tests than us but orders of magnitude higher confirmed cases and death. That tells you that in your general population the virus is making crazy moves. I also heard that because of your poor testing capacity people are now dropping dead on the streets without ever having a chance to be tested?

Bhuahaha!

Btw, Kenyan counties also have their quarantine and treatment centers an they have been posted before, including a brand new hospital in Kilifi that is better than all temporary facilities in naija. Here is one in Machakos county, a county that has only 1 confirmed case but is ready as hell to combat the virus.

See dude covid cases is not some dick measuring contest..it's completely off of the table and not up for debate...that said below is a quarantine centre on mainland Lagos GBAGADA.. facilities like this makes you wish you had the virus and shipped like a dying fowl to this facility for a better life..most especially when you consider getting free incentives like free food,24/7 free internet access,free medical healthcare to other aliment..that just to mention a few..
Manage this pictures I know its not the best I can offer...