₦airaland Forum

jln115:
jeez now you are literally just coping me?? Don't you have your own comebacks bro!?

I don't remember anyone allowed to monopolize the word " FIX" ..

jln115:
so how does me being a non Nigerian have any effect on you spending 2 fvcking hours a day on nairaland?? Don't you have a job bro?

Once again this your line of action is really weak..I can be on nairaland and chose to minimise it on my phone but since I did not exit it my presence will be retained thus accounting for my time here.. and by the way I chat when I am less busy be it in the night, midnight or in the early hours of the morning..Now tell me what your ass as being doing here since 2014..all the way that down from the continent

gallivant:
Swahili is Kenya's national language and everyone speaks and writes it. I can't bother with your 'white' insecurities, I just want to know why you choose to communicate in English Sammy?

Then why was your brother bother that it is spoken in TZ. Unis like it's some fvcking taboo..I just want to know that too..stop trying my question..you quoted me first so answer mine first

jln115:
@sammy

My diagnosis:

Since you joined nairaland a year ago you've spent 22 days and counting on nairaland.... That equates to more than an hour and a half of Nairaland ever single day on nairaland, which has obviously fvcked you up!!

My recommendation :

Get a fvcking life and get of nairaland because its fvcking you up!!

Coming from someone a non-nigerian who has been an active member on NL, NO thank I will pass ..that advice doest work for me mostly when it coming from you.....By the way path you chose was boring , you clearly didn't know what to say or do that's why you using this profile thingy...boy come up with some more acceptable this was a little low for you

jln115:
now now Sammy, no need to get angry, I know comprehending posts isn't your strongest attribute!! But as I said I'll fix you!!

Hahahaha you couldn't even comprende what you wrote so understand if you are try to blame in on me to save your face...damn it I need to fix you up quickly,you are completely losing it....

jln115:
I think we on the verge of a break through with you Sammy!!! Just hold on, I'll fix you!!

Nah I think you are on the verge of losing it and I Sammy will gladly fix you up not the other way round......atleast that way you will be able to understand how profound successfully sold it product to UN AND south(ern) Africa

jln115:
seems like you are more interested in creating more pages than posting actual facts......... So at least now we have gotten to the source of your problem.!!!!

Gosh maybe I should really become a therapist... Im pretty good at this sh1t!!

Hahahaha I don't know who has been applauding you but you might need to do alot more than this to get achieve that delude aim of yours which is as a result of your ignorance and inability to do a simple task

jln115:
so that's what you got out of that post...... Seems like you are more worse of than I originally thought!!

That's because there was absolutely nothing else to get from it..you are totally pointless and nothing making sense..or do you want me to keep repeating what I have been saying, fine " MAKE USE OF THE GOOGLE APP PROPERLY TO GET THE INFO YOU DESIRE"

jln115:
Sammy I know you struggle with delusion and memory loss but I'm your therapist..... Not the other way around!

Except that you suck it mostly when you haven't achieved much...I still want to see how capable you are

jln115:
me give up?....... Never!!! Having to much fun!

Good then lets make more pages here

jln115:
Calling me delusional yet you believe Nigeria export the ARA to the UN...... Classic Sammy

Yeah classy me...I want wrong when I said you were, was I

gallivant:
Who imposed English on Sammy? Do you understand the question now?

First start by telling why you guys consider Swahili speaking at unis a taboo but English speaking great.. A Whiteman won't do the same for ya, would they

Problemkid1:
Kenyans What's up

MtistheQubit see your brother oooo

jln115:
smh

Ha!!!!! now it's picture time and silly memes.....
Don't you think you are gradually giving up

jln115:
To be honest I didn't expect you to understand!! So I'm not surprised

Except you were being delusional...

jln115:
Hey dude I'm only trying to help a friend...... At first all I wanted was to humiliate you but now that I know you are actually disability I just want to help you

After all what is more humiliating than a person who said and I quote" google can make fiction, reality"

Same way I have been trying to help but since I can't I am referring you to the nearest therapist you can locate..pls locate one quickly cos I don't know what will become of you if this ignorance continues

jln115:
now doesn't that feel better?

Hahahaha you've resorted to toiling with my write up, what happened to humiliating me...pls don't give up

jln115:
But I already have.... That's also the other funny part!!

So let me get you...you weren't trying intially but now according to you "I already have" ... You funny but please don't tamper with this discussion, we were actually talking about profound exporting it vehicles to the almighty UN and all other interested African nations

jln115:
I know you might be sex deprived and thus can't stop thinking of it..... But I was actually talking about our ARA debate if you have forgotten!!

And I did not change the subject..go back and read

jln115:
so you were broken when I got here?..... Makes sense!

Are you projecting your feeling on me..sorry bro I am not looking for a project go seek an actual therapist and stop relying on yourself... You desperately need help

jln115:
Sorry Sammy but you're saying it wrong..... I know this is a very difficult stage in your life for you but we must try and take the first step to recovery.

Now ill say it slowly, for you the understand: "MY NAME IS SAMMY AND I FVCKED UP"

You this boy you are indeed funny. See dude if you are therapist then I can tell you don't get clients..I suggest you start looking into another profitable career cause you sucks at this one...

Now let me give you more reason to sum this career for another one. " My name is Sammy and I did not FVCK up"

jln115:
the funny part is you actually think I'm trying

Nah that the reason why I welcomed you into the act

jln115:
OK boys and girls........i think I've broken Sammy

"google can make fiction, reality" by Sammy

Smh

Hahahah you wish..sorry bro you are not capable of doing that wtf

jln115:
how many sources do you want me to post bro I already posted to of the biggest defence related news sites there are??

Do you want more bro??

Even you poor old sidekick obaademei can't defend you on this one

@bolded if you where a girl maybe I would have considered that offer but seeing we are if the same sex no thanks I would gladly repudiate that offer.

Click the Google app on your phone that's the first step into seeking what you desire

jln115:
admittance is the first step to recovery

So say it with me: "my name is Sammy and I fvcked up"

Okay..."my name is Sammy and I did not FVCK up"...you get that

jln115:
Im game bro!! I Think humiliting Sammy might become my Friday night thing

@bolded. .you are welcome to try

jln115:
Google don't make fiction reality!!! Sorry bro

It does of you can harness it properly but you suck at it

jln115:
the internet isn't some witch doctor that makes fairytale reality my friend..... Nigeria has never exported the ARA to anybody but Chad.... Unfortunately for you no amount of Internet is ever going to change that!!!

Now be like Kazikazi and take your humiliation like a man and move on.

Firstly I don't consider any rant you've ever made with me an humiliation..the rest things you wrote still boils down to one things " use the internet properly" or better still hand it over to any of your available sibling, but remember he/she needs to smart at least smarter than you

jln115:
Again with the irony bro ah man you certainly bright up my day with your ret@rdedness!!!

I could say the same of you @bolded...

Come let's make more pages on this thread

jln115:
Sammy just say: "my name is Sammy and I fvcked up" since you have zero proof that the ARA has been exported to the UN or SA.

Trust me, you feel much better if you just face the truth!

Ohhhh I forgot to include this part earlier. " MY NAME IS SAMMY AND I DIDN'T FVCK UP".

jln115:
uhmmm... But you are

I doubt you know what you are saying

jln115:
Sammy just say: "my name is Sammy and I fvcked up" since you have zero proof that the ARA has been exported to the UN or SA.

Trust me, you feel much better if you just face the truth!

Hahahaha are you a therapist or what.... Boy just go on Google and help yourself out...I can do this all day you know

Sammy! Sammy!! Sammy!!!