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ChasteGhuy:
why did it take you so long to figure out thAt allan2 is a loser?

allan2:
men, dss can be funny sometimes sha. before we wrote the aptitude test of 2018, na so one fresh n pompous sss officer begin position us
'listen up! ' he bawled. 'dss is not like police. everything is professional here. if you remain rowdy we will walk you out of here. behave. ' no b small behave, my good pipo. meanwhile I could see the young professional dss boys, eyeing some of the prettiest female applicants. my brows creased. i began to smell something. meanwhile d real surprise was to come in the exam hall; broad day mago mago
my pipo, with all d raking of dat pompous officer, we assumed dat d exam would be more dan waec. na so we dey read so tey fuse begin blow inside some niggis head. i might have blown one or two also. anyways, na so exam start. those wey dey pray dey pray, those wey dey form hard man dey do dia own. then dey shared exam booklets, with instructions not to look at d questions until dey command it. finally d command came, and my hands flew to the sheets, the way some of una hand dey fly towards bobby. with eager eyes I began to scan d questions and d more I did the more I began to feel something was not right. I began smelling a serious rat.
my people, could u believe dat all d 50 questions were just flimsy english language assessment questions? I mean for real? synonyms and antonyms? complete d sentence bullsh*t? from question alpha to omega? to say I was dissapointed would be mincing words. I was irked. even d police exam conducted by psc which I had written two yrs earlier had more class and style. the police exam was really challenging and here I was answering A is for apple. dss too much! while writing i deduced dat d process had already been rigged hence d joke dey had set for us as exams. in time my suspicions were validated. towards the end of the charade, an officer came towards d window n signalled d invigilators to take special note of certain peoples scripts, to make sure their's was handled specially. He even greeted d special applicants. that was when I realized it was finished. but d import didn't sink in until three days later. for an exam written by nearly 4000 eager souls, it was nothing short of a miracle that invites for interview was sent d next day. i laugh no b small.
that was wen I realized I must change strategy in d next recruitment. my state is highly competitive so if I don't change tactics, we might be asked to dance shoki remix as exams, while d sharp guys will get d invites... if u know, u know.

Jags0813:
Training will start on 2nd September, so camp will officially be opened on 31st August. Good to go

shawolin2020:
Just stay calm.. Your level of desperation can't trigger them to call. Sha, I succeeded in proving you're Kaizer. Same kaizer we all use to.

allan2:
sharrap

jameshow:
Success have replied your mail, actually wanted us to talk

Brosd01:
guy u can lie

Success1930:
Let the brotherly love continue.The good news will surely come forth by God's grace. Our altitude can not be the same coz we av diff upbringing. We all need one another to succeed as we journey thru life either the person seems so cunning or otherwise. I appreciate everyone that shared information at their disposal on this platform as the long wait is finally coming to an end.We are all indispensable on this forum.If anyone av been offended here wit someone comments inform of insult pls sir & ma kindly forgive..We need to forgive those that offended us not coz they deserve forgiveness but coz we desire peace of mind{ wat she or he did it like a sour in our bone marrows.. Pls forgive so that God can make ways for u..Love u all

Jayden12345:
ok guys, it's rainy season that's delaying the call to camp. The call will come after rainy season...

nuradeen011:
Either Bauchi, Kaduna, Abuja or Lagos camp will be open on 6th on July mark my word

jameshow:
pls can someone answer the following questions abt the camp

what are the medical tests they carry out?
are u sure that they pay the already debated token (stipend) monthly?
Do they actually allow trainee to make calls on sundays like u said earlier?

pls can you or someone else answer the above questions?

what matter most now is our name to be on d list cos the recuitment can not be cancelled again.

Achiever4ever:
Prospective officers be on your mark

Achiever4ever:
By the special grace of God, next week good news will come, we are so close.

Success1930:
Morale....! It will end to testimony.May we not be find wanting at the DSS camp...training ground...Let stay tuned...