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Family › Re: Sex Once In 3 Months, Lasts 30 Secs Yet He Blames Me For Not Giving Him A Child by Samsimple(m): 2:13pm On Sep 21, 2017

jennyluv090:
Can somebody tell me where I have gone wrong. We have been married for 3 years and have a lovely son. We both want another child but my husband hardly touches me. He asked me to move to my room because the cry of the baby disturbs him at night. Now when I need sex badly i have to go to his room start initiate sex. No pre-intimacy. Most times, he tells me he s tired. On the other times he would penetrate me and even before i become wet in 3o seconds, he has released. I really dont know how to handle this. I love my husband. Im sure he s battling on how to solve his problem but he keeps blaming me infront of his family that i am the reason we dont have a second child. I have been tempted on one or 2 occasions to tell them about his bedroom problems, but i choose to save his ego.

Please help out!!

whether he last 30 secs or one hour he still releases d same sperm... U cant tell his family but u can tell nairaland ha ha ha... I think the problem is with both of u... If its abt d pregnancy then its u bcuz d man released...

Best solution seek help from ur doctor

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Literature › Re: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by Samsimple(m): 1:56pm On Sep 21, 2017

Last update too short ...u must gv us two tonight or i will call sue u to d modes

Literature › Re: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by Samsimple(m): 1:54pm On Sep 21, 2017

YungTemy:
Don't worry i will make u guys key in into this, no issues And samsimple na me loyal pass o. Since dey one

you con abandon us abi

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Literature › Re: Chronicles Of Temy (my Life On Campus) by Samsimple(m): 1:47pm On Sep 21, 2017

YungTemy:
I laid in my bed reminiscing on what Juliet had told me earlier. It was like a dream, a real dream but this time it was quite obvious that I was in the real world, Nigeria, Edo state to be précised.
"Oboy! This one weak me, I swear, Juliet is pregnant. Mehn, what if she isn't pregnant and she's just trying to extort the small money wey my papa dey give me..... but it wasn't only me.... What if .... No no no, it can't be" I contemplated in silence.
I reached out for my Samsung galaxy, and unplugged it from the socket. I indeed needed to take my mind off Juliet so I went straight to my phone web page and logged into http://Nairaland.com . I scrawled through the headline news and then went to literature section to read a novel.
I clicked on a novel written by a writer called flow, titled "man wey dey reason", and i began to read.
"this story goes well o" I tot. "it's so real, its more like a biography or something". I was completely engrossed in the novel.
About 5 mins later, I heard a knock on the door. It grew more louder and louder.
"who be that?" I asked. While standing up from the bed to check who it might be, at this odd hour of the night.
"na smart... Open door. Abeg open door" he pleaded.
I could sense fear in his voice, so I hoped that all was well.
"everywhere good?" I asked.
"open am sharp sharp" he said.
I opened the door for smart to come in, he went in while I looked both sides of my hostel passage to check if the coast was clear, before locking the door.
"wetin happen?" I inquired.
"men dey find me... Temy, I don't know what to do?" He said, as he sat on the bed, while he wiped sweat off his face.
"wetin you don do again?" I asked
"some Men been track me, they be wan wound me o, na run I run comot for house o. I pick race" he said.
Smart was really troubled, he was scared as hell, this wasn't the rugged smart that I used to know about from way back.
"smart Dem carry tools?" I asked.
"Temy them carry gun. Them be wan light me but I escaped" he said.
"this matter serious. But why.... Shey na because of the SUG matter" I inquired.
"E fit be o" he said.

To be continued...

i have even forgotten ur storyline people have lost their interest.. But tanks anyway for this update
only God knw when nxt u will update... At least consider pple like me dat remained loyal... Still i follow

PEACE

Christianity Etc › Re: God Supports Sex B4 Marriage; So Fvcck What Religion Says. by Samsimple(m): 1:40pm On Sep 21, 2017

Many are mad but few are roaming... Delta weed has taken a toll on you ...your family wud b dissapointed to know dey raised a koala

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 1:30pm On Sep 21, 2017

bloodofthelamb:
CHRIST JESUS IS THE ONLY SOLUTION AND THERE IS NO OTHER...I AM SORRY IF IT OFFENDS YOU...BUT I MUST PROCLAIM IT TO THE END OF THE EARTH..

u claim jesus is the solution but still dis world is more corrupted than sodom and gomorrah

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Christianity Etc › Re: Argument Of Design [replying OLAADEGBU'S THREAD] by Samsimple(m): 1:22pm On Sep 21, 2017

bloodofthelamb:
DON'T BELIEVE SOMEONE BASE ONLY ON WORDS...BELIEVE THEM BECAUSE OF THERE WORK

because of their work u say, why do u believe d bible wen its written in words

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 1:12pm On Sep 21, 2017

bloodofthelamb:
BRO, GOD IS NOT TO BLAME FOR ADAM USING THE AWESOME ABILITY HE GAVE TO HIM FOR DESTRUCTIVE PURPOSE...THE ABILITY TO MAKE A CHOICE...

check well u will see d answer i just talked abt it

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 1:06pm On Sep 21, 2017

bloodofthelamb:
GOD KNEW THAT MAN WILL REBEL THROUGH THE AID OF THE FALLEN ANGEL, THAT IS WHY HE PROVIDED SOLUTION FOR OUR REBELION BEFORE WE REBEL...GOD CREATED US WITH THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE...HE DID NOT CREATE A ZOMBIE

Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 1:03pm On Sep 21, 2017*

bloodofthelamb:
GOD KNEW THAT MAN WILL REBEL THROUGH THE AID OF THE FALLEN ANGEL, THAT IS WHY HE PROVIDED SOLUTION FOR OUR REBELION BEFORE WE REBEL...GOD CREATED US WITH THE ABILITY TO CHOOSE...HE DID NOT CREATE A ZOMBIE

and what is the solution bcuz if u mention jesus, then i will invite johnydon22 because i think that solution kinda failed

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 12:28pm On Sep 21, 2017

bloodofthelamb:
GOD IS A RIGHTEOUS JUDGE...MAN BROKE HIS LAW AND MUST SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES...APART FROM HIM BEING A JUST JUDGE, HE IS ALSO FULL OF MERCY AND GRACE...SO HE DECIDED TO BECOME MAN, SO THAT HE WILL TAKE THE FALL THAT WE TRULY DESERVE UPON HIMSELF...AGAIN, GOD WILL NOT PUNISH YOU...YOU WILL BE THE ONE THAT WILL DESTROY YOURSELF...YOU CAN'T BLAME GOD FOR HE TRIED HIS BEST TO SAFE YOU BUT YOU DECLINE HIS REQUEST...PEACE

God know the fate of man and knw man will disobey why did he still punish us...let me put it like dis, u bought a new andriod phone and gave it to ur 2 years old son to play with, knowing very well that he wud damage it but u continued anyway.. The child eventually smashed the phone on the floor and u start beating him.. If people ask u wat happened to be sincere are u not at fault... Analice107 abeg con gv me answer oooohh

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Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 12:27pm On Sep 21, 2017

Phones › Re: Top 10 Android Apps 2020 by Samsimple(m): 10:29am On Sep 21, 2017

Op nice one ..opera browser still d best browser for me

Education › Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by Samsimple(m): 7:06am On Sep 21, 2017

dadebayo1:
Loll.. Up school... Baba yellow is resting peacefully nah... GOD bless his soul.. days of laja idowu Taiwo ... Baggi... Et al.. Thanks for the connect bro.. What set? Hope you are not senior Jubril.. I graduated 2002....

baba yellow never die ooohhh...
Omo bros u don tey oohh

Education › Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by Samsimple(m): 2:06pm On Sep 20, 2017

fbtowner:
What year. I'm 07

omo bros u don tey oohh... I'm 12

Romance › Ladies If That Guy Breaks Your Heart Try This by Samsimple(op): 1:03pm On Sep 20, 2017*

A guy broke his girlfriend's heart and his
girlfriend sent him a bible chapter.(PSLAM
109 vs 8 -15)
which says
8
may another take his place of leadership.
May his children be fatherless
9
and his wife a widow.
May his children be wandering beggars;
10
may they be driven from their ruined homes.
[ a]
May a creditor seize all he has;
11
may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor.
May no one extend kindness to him
12
or take pity on his fatherless children.
May his descendants be cut off,
13
May all his descendants die and may his
name be forgotten in the next generation
14
May the Lord always remember the sins of
his ancestors and never forgive his mother's
sins
15
May the Lord always remember their sins
But may themselves be completely forgotten.
.
The guy has been coming to her house
weekly, begging her daily..
•••••••gurls u can try it to every guy dat
tryna take u for granted•••••••••

Romance › Re: Message From Above by Samsimple(m): 12:47pm On Sep 20, 2017

Womanpleaser:
To those who drink hot tea and grab sweater or cadigan when the weather is very cold; you did well and may the Lord be with your spirit.
But to those spoilt ones who endlessly scatter bedsheet, exercise sensitive sex organs, groan and moan like hungry animals because of small cold; the Lord told me to tell you that hot thick akamu and sour zobo will fall on your head.
I have spoken.

u just join nairaland today and dis is d best u can offer.. *place hand on op head* recieve sense

Romance › Re: Man Sucks And Fingers Pregnant Statue (PHOTOS) by Samsimple(m): 12:43pm On Sep 20, 2017

Aftermath of takin delta weed

Jokes Etc › Re: If She Was A Movie, What Title Will You Give Her? by Samsimple(m): 12:27pm On Sep 20, 2017

She pulled her pant and i f*cked her

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Romance › Re: Ask For Sex Without Saying Sex Or Any Obscene Word by Samsimple(m): 12:25pm On Sep 20, 2017

Baby let me have carnal knowledge of you... Inspiration na frm bible

Education › Re: ‘I Had Se*x With My Daughter To Become Rich’ by Samsimple(m): 12:17pm On Sep 20, 2017

Elephantiasis of the prick shall be thy portion...if i am the judge oohh God, i will sentence u to eternal rape in the ass triple penetrated by mighty cocks...

Education › Re: 10 Interesting Facts About Facebook You Should Know. by Samsimple(m): 12:10pm On Sep 20, 2017

Do u knw mark gets richer for every moment u come online on fb.... Time is money ...to those agenderless slay mama and slay idiot dont waste ur time

Education › Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by Samsimple(m): 12:00pm On Sep 20, 2017

Mine na lagos state civil service model college igbogbo ...boarding house frm js1 to ss3, omo d sch sweet die....modelites

Education › Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by Samsimple(m): 11:53am On Sep 20, 2017

dadebayo1:
*LAGOS STATE CIVIL SERVICE MODEL COLLEGE IGBOGBO IKORODU*

baba yellow say make i greet u oohh

Education › Re: Post The Name Of Your Secondary School Here by Samsimple(m): 11:49am On Sep 20, 2017

fbtowner:
Lagos State Model College

thats ma sec sch bro

Romance › Re: Holy Sh!t .. My Landlord Just Saw My Nak3dn3ss (picture attached) by Samsimple(m): 11:24am On Sep 19, 2017

UGLEEBOI:
Son, you are truly a disappointment to your ancestors ((spits on his flat stupid skull))

u lack

Christianity Etc › Re: Can These Be Words From God In Bible by Samsimple(m): 11:06am On Sep 19, 2017

When u hear the bible is the word of God, do u think they mean every sentence... See the bible is just like a history book that show record of men who had great encounter with God and so on... In other word the bible did not fall frm heaven... It is compilation of different books .. Written by men who intend to pass down great knowledge of their encounter with God to future generations

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