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SportsRe: Guess Who Is Manchester United Fans Favourite Player ? by Samsimple(m): 10:38am On Sep 19, 2017
Ha ha ha...chelsea tank u ..imagine say barca sell player gv madrid iffa hear
RomanceRe: Holy Sh!t .. My Landlord Just Saw My Nak3dn3ss (picture attached) by Samsimple(m): 10:33am On Sep 19, 2017
Afonjas and thier agenderlessness
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Samsimple(m): 8:13pm On Sep 18, 2017
nairanaira12:
You. Collect from him and still call him stingy? shocked
where in my post did i mention that my current roomie is stingy egba mi ke!...i went to a boarding sch during my sec sch days at lagos state civil service model college u hear..and believe me my experience with some of them eehhnn my lord...
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Samsimple(m): 7:36pm On Sep 18, 2017
nairanaira12:
Does he collect from you? If he doesn't, then free him.
sure he collects frm me and me also frm him...
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Samsimple(m): 6:37pm On Sep 18, 2017
nairanaira12:
Maybe you are the type that never let what they gave you from home to be enough for you.. .always acting like parasite. And when the other person manages his own well, you call him stingy.. ....i hate people like you.
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Samsimple(m): 6:36pm On Sep 18, 2017
nairanaira12:
Maybe you are the type that never let what they gave you from home to be enough for you.. .always acting like parasite. And when the other person manages his own well, you call him stingy.. ....i hate people like you.
guy u lack sense....like seriously what are u insinuating ...i dont knw abt u oohh but all my roomies are cheerful givers and i also return the favour and trust me peace will reign eternally...
PEACE
Christianity EtcRe: .... by Samsimple(m): 11:57am On Sep 18, 2017
urbanemind:
the word of God suppose be free na..pastors don commercialize am too much. soon we go begin pay gate fee to enter church.
fill form to see pastor
RomanceRe: Don't Believe Everything You Read On Social Media by Samsimple(m): 11:29am On Sep 18, 2017
Na today yansh dey back...one day breeze go blow we go see fowl yansh...
RomanceRe: Don't Believe Everything You Read On Social Media by Samsimple(m): 11:28am On Sep 18, 2017
RomanceRe: Ways People Act After Farting In Public by Samsimple(m): 11:17am On Sep 18, 2017
When u mess where two soldiers they chop and them come look u since na only u dey restaurant

RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Surprised Me With An Apartment As A Gift by Samsimple(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2017
I'm sure the guy wont buy a chair in the apartment..so that all conversation wud b done on the bed...if u knw what i mean
Christianity EtcRe: .... by Samsimple(m): 11:06am On Sep 18, 2017
Ki ki ki ha ha ha...op u no serious oohh if nah those days of moses the thunder wey go strike u eehhnn...see preaching the gospel is one of the most lucrative jobs now and d pay is omg.. Pastoring should be a course in the university oohh
PropertiesRe: Ever Lived With A Disgusting Roommate? Share Experiences by Samsimple(m): 10:58am On Sep 18, 2017
Nothing disgust me more than a stingy roommate. my lord, u will curse d day
RomanceRe: Girls Dey Try by Samsimple(m): 10:50am On Sep 18, 2017
Seriously, girls have wahala...
RomanceRe: Ten Lingering Questions Seeking Answers by Samsimple(m): 10:20am On Sep 16, 2017
5. Behave like a lunatic cuz u were jst discharged frm an asylum
RomanceRe: Guys On Nairaland Are Such A Scumbag And Hypocrite (see Reason) by Samsimple(m): 10:17am On Sep 16, 2017
Its bcuz u like nairalander guys that why u created this thread to lure dem again..e no go work
RomanceRe: Shall I Put Some Chocolate On His Peniss And Eat It ? by Samsimple(m): 10:12am On Sep 16, 2017
Madness at its peak
RomanceRe: Share Your First Experience Buying A Condom. by Samsimple(m): 10:06am On Sep 16, 2017
Ki ki ki...wu nid condom when nylon, versaline and rubber band dey
RomanceRe: I Need Ur Honest Reaction On This....... by Samsimple(m): 9:58am On Sep 16, 2017
Just Bleep her so hard b4 she leaves u finally
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Doctrines Lack Credibility by Samsimple(m): 9:54am On Sep 16, 2017
Honestly i think atheist are the weirdest bcuz, they just can't stop disturbing christians ..wetin concern hyena if lion never chop abeg... Just let dem be and continue ur belief in science and nothingness
peace
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Christ Is Fucking Dead by Samsimple(m): 9:50am On Sep 16, 2017
Uuuhh i dont see how that is your business...if u dnt blif just scram...and leave dem believers alone
Christianity EtcRe: A Little Question To The Atheist by Samsimple(m): 7:28am On Sep 15, 2017
AgentOfAllah:
I must have missed his claim then.
yeah
Christianity EtcRe: Jesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 7:23am On Sep 15, 2017
Meeloreh:
I pray it won't be too late before you understand
understand what
Christianity EtcRe: A Little Question To The Atheist by Samsimple(m): 7:21am On Sep 15, 2017
AgentOfAllah:
You say fact, but you're still shaming his ignorance. If we compare what we know to what we don't, I frankly doubt any of us is significantly less ignorant than the OP. So knowing a little more about a niche area of knowledge shouldn't be licence to shame people
op claim to know more than everybody thats why he just disgraced himself...end of story
Christianity EtcJesus Says "Love Your Enemy" Christians Say "Enemy Die By Fire" by Samsimple(op): 6:37am On Sep 15, 2017
We claim to be christians but we tend to exhibit characters that contradicts the teachings of jesus...why do we despise our non existing enemies so much, when we know we are the cause our problems, even if they do exist why do christians still say "holy ghost fire pursue and destroy my enemies" ... Love your enemies and just maybe he/she might be ur best friend....
PEACE
Christianity EtcRe: A Little Question To The Atheist by Samsimple(m): 6:12am On Sep 15, 2017
AgentOfAllah:
And what is wrong with being ignorant? Ignorance should not be shamed, and no one should feel or be humiliated for exposing their ignorance. There's not a single soul that isn't ignorant about almost everything.
#fact..but mr op level of ignorance is out of this world
Christianity EtcRe: A Little Question To The Atheist by Samsimple(m): 11:02am On Sep 14, 2017
Seun:
Sexual reproduction started long before we came into the picture. All creatures that reproduce sexually such as humans, monkeys, rats, insects, and maybe even plants, inherited the ability to reproduce sexually from a very primitive common ancestor. Prior to that, our ancestors reproduced by cloning themselves, like most microbes do today. Some of them developed the ability to exchange DNA fragments in order to gain useful traits from each other, like immunity to various diseases and the ability to process new types of food, as many microbes are capable of today. This DNA exchange process got better and better and became what is known today as sexual reproduction. Over time, our primitive ancestors lost the ability to clone themselves and became completely dependent on sexual reproduction. We (people, spiders, & beans) just inherited it.

The fact that the sperm and eggs of human beings are compatible isn't remarkable since we would not be here otherwise. The interesting thing is that the sperm and eggs of species that used to have a common ancestor can cease to become compatible with each other over time. This is part of what is known as "speciation" and it's the reason why nature is so diverse. Without speciation there would be very few distinct species.

My answer to your question based on my limited knowledge. For more info, go here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolution_of_sexual_reproduction
op i warned u but u still want to humilliate ur sef...dis is what i mean wen i say u are ignorant
Christianity EtcRe: A Little Question To The Atheist by Samsimple(m): 10:55am On Sep 14, 2017
Hier:
I can tell you one of the mention was online some minutes ago, he must have checked the mention, but couldn't answer the question, you've had two chances to answer but you didn't, so I was not ignorant at all. Probably, science still won't accept the obvious. Lemme tell you, I can agree with the athiest on any thing they throw at me, because logic compels me to, but I would rather say, it's better you accept Christ and repent of your sins, cause hell is not a week, and the fact you were once a Christian, and you consider it better to be an athiest, despite proves of the existence of God. I don't know the gravity of your punishment

You could simple get hold of a lifejacket and you shall live forever, and forever is like after 100 trillion year plus another forever

I feel for you and want you to repent, get a good church and be committed to church activities
where did i say i am an atheist for christ sake ...my pple perish because of lack of knowledge..i am only tryin to save u frm further embarassment in moments to come...
RomanceRe: Come And See Big Di€k Entering A Woman's Nyansh Pictures (18+) by Samsimple(m): 10:41am On Sep 14, 2017
U just committed a crime on nairaland according to rule 14...op i swear u just committed the greatest sin known to man...chaii i don waste vaseline, i for wait make d thread load
RomanceRe: Sometimes I Would Play My Own Vagina, Am I Homosexual For That ? by Samsimple(m): 10:35am On Sep 14, 2017
Op, seriously are u okay...are u trying to lure my fellow nairalanders to dig into your public well...

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