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MufasaLion:


I didn't even create the thread. Your dead brain couldn't let you deduce that because of your addiction and obsession with Meth.

And who said u did,u and sense be like 9ja and good government...very far from each other..

MufasaLion:
Nice brief history about yourself.

e pain am oya take,use and create another useless thread.

MufasaLion:
Oh, sorry to disappoint you, I ain't a pampered boy. And also, I ain't the reason your mom was irresponsible towards you and your siblings.

I agree because I ain't the reason ur dad's igboya sperm couldn't feterlize ur James browns foster mom..all thanks to st Luke's orphanage homes,u would have been one of forgotten street dead abandoned hopeless child..omo ale penguin.

Mariangeles:
This one is still bitter because his elder brother showed him shege while growing up.

POC.. senior simp pls.

emetisuccess:
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Damn Nonsensical.

senior simp spotted..

MufasaLion:
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Stop taking cheap opioid! Get yourself a good dealer.

At least I ain't a first simp pampered by mom

luwiizy:
12 guage kala na him you hold? Your enemies de with 24 guage.

holy gram
Na to go collect my grandfather kala wey get long mouth like sniper wey he dey use hunt that year
Wtf man..

Holy gram
I need to wida my kompass
Mount gad with my 12 guage kala
Wtf man..

Holy gram
Wtf man..

Holy gram
Noodles is food for birds
Eba and rice everyday and twice on Friday
Wtf man..

The most scariest place u should never vist is a girl schooling in another state,excet u just won spend like 10k on tfare just to go bafe and chop small oil rice a d sleep outside or verandah.

Some things are just impossible no matter how hard u try to sugarcoat it. U can't sip alomo without funkinizing ur face no matter how strong a drinker u think u are.

Origin country na USA
But the billings na in pounds
No be juju be dat
With the Nokia torchlight phone Dem use edit d mumu receipt..
It was even marked that no payment at destination..this one na one mumu akoko Edo village boy wey dey learn work.

So many first sons are cursed,they are simps and most times it's the younger ones covering their arses and uplifting them. They always got their mothers backings and supports. Many inherits their family curses that's why it takes grace of God to see them suceed in life.. senior sons needs to be very prayerful because just as they are always looking small in stature physically na so most of them destiny small if Dem no strong spiritually, especially those whose hobbies are to beat younger ones.

Scam,they will àsk for delivery fee first then later say customs intercepted some foreign currencies concealed inside and that's where the real billing starts from. They will first ask for your location,if you say Lagos,they will say they are at Abuja international airport and vice versa. Na confirm scam.

Chigold101:
Poverty is a bad thing o.
Upon say you de claim yahoo guy, na 2019 model of a car you dey talk of when people wey no do yahoo don de but 2022 model of SUVs.
Chai! Who do you this thing e no go better for am

where ur 1991 kamuri orobo oga?

francis7257:
Lwkmd.. na case you be.

I know,my parents don first tell me...

nedekid:
Bros, in my younger days, there was this lady I dated. Only me noticed that if I meet with her, money must drop. Then I bought lexus GS 300 twin turbo, almost brand new ie 10k milage. Proceeds of dating her.
I was gisting Over some booze with some friends and told them my observation. One of the said it was impossible and just luck. I told him I will prove it l. That night, by 11.15pm I headed to Surulere all the way from egbeda to pick her. Hmm the next day b4 12pm, over 800k don drop. I go pick cash for Ikeja, driving home I got call again and had to turn back to Ilupeju another 400k. By 5 in the evening another 600k! Omo I called my friend and showed him the cash. This guy, a very superstitious and religious guy convinced me the lady was a white witch and I should run for my life. Fear caught me I fashied her.
Years later I meet this lady again, I confessed to her the luck I had while we dated, she smiled and said I was making money and not settling her. She gave me gist of what happened after me of how her fiancé died mysteriously. (story for another time).
This nigger swole up and almost busted before dying.
Omo, my head swell.

I no dey ever Jam these kind girls,na only those wey na to chop and chop and chop,wen raba no dey,na to cause quarrel use gear 6 Comot..

Komu1048:
And if she con die, the priesthood will fall on your head, e go maad gan

I go sell d gods to my oyibo client.

Lavisha:
Yahoo Plus Kee you there.

May God no go let us collect for sumtim wey we no know about.