₦airaland Forum

HedwigesMaduro:
I'm trying to decipher if you're being sarcastic or serious with this post. For the sake of your sanity I hope it's the former.

sarcasm bro,pure sarcasm..

Pharaoh4rin:
Kidding? I don't get it.

tell us it's a joke..

Haroldjunior:
This how you have chosen to be unfortunate at your age... just talking out of pure unrefined stupidity... I hope your sense of reasoning makes it out of the 19th century, cuz e sure die say na where you dey... by this time for life, people still dey call cats witches? Why? Stop being superstitious bro, no be witch go kill you o, na this your mumu go kill you so o.

hungry Buffoon, Mr intelligent,how have u changed Africa Mr mkpuru miri..hungry goat.. mkpuru miri Barron. Oya bring cup let me pour u small mkpuru miri..

Pharaoh4rin:
Twas in 2002 when my girlfriend died in my room.
She took plenty drugs because she missed her monthly network. She started bleeding uncontrollably around 01:29am, I couldn't seek for help because the whole will put me in trouble. She was the social prefect and we were classmates.
Before I could say a word, she collapsed and died. I was confused first.

I thought of dumping her dead body and escape but her friend knew about her coming to my house.
The next day, it was blown up. My proprietor nearly butcher me.
Las las I was expelled from the skool, and worst of it, I was forced to marry the dead girl and also compelled to lay by her side for 24hours. Delta people... hmmm una badt gan!

The whole scenerio was fun, sort of.

So, mine was in 2002 in my SS1

holy gram
Tell us u re kidding man..
See ruff play,better ruff play
Wtf man..

Naijanascam:
Gutter pikin with gutter language and mindset......abasa
Can't reason well after the intake of overnight ewedu and gbegri

mkpuru miri and roasted kunu speaking from your desktop charger head..bring cup let me pour u small mkpuru miri

Naijanascam:
You can rant to hell like a broken cymbals with your trademark gutter language...... looking down on IGBOS means you are admiring their SHOES


Owomida
Owo eru
Certificated thug

you can cum on and on like a demented meerkat..won't change d fact ibos are worse off as tenants, constituting nuisance everywhere like wild goats.. continue Cummin Mr cumminghton

Naijanascam:
That's ibos of your type that always disown the AFONJAness in them are known for that stupidity .... the real IGBOS don't do that because he knew what it takes to build one
Because surely he MUST build one while living in the one flat you inherited from your great grandfather and be answering landlord without knowing the price of a single block and cement

Go get yourself a decent life devoid of envy and backstabbing.... certificated slowpoke

Dispute these facts and get struck by ogun and sango

you can mensurate from ur anus all u want.. people from south east are worse off as tenants,very wicked and cruel desktop charger heads.. lick ur mensurating mongoose halfwit butt all u want. Captain America shield headers.

wiseone28:
Yes i touched buhari when he came for Apc rally in 2015

Naijanascam:
Shame on you for being ibo and it's the reason of you being stupid and backward..... IGBOS don't and can't behave like you and your fellow ibos.... get it into your maggots infested skull

see them,they know the truth and can't swallow it or stand it so they begin to epilepitate from their anus,an ibo man will use your property like pig sty and won't even replace a tap head if its broken in his own apartment he rented,but will give you full 120leaves of rules and regulations about how you pay your light bills,fix any broken pipes and toilet seat,shower,no nails on his walls,no kids playing in his compound,always wake up and kneel down to greet them "daddy and mommy good morning sir&ma" and numerous other many fhucks.. reasons they cants stay in their region,go into the ant hole,you will find ibos living there as tenants, constituting nuisance.. zombie ghet the fhuk outta hia..wtf man

Stephenofu:
Bigotry is bad

I am ibo too but d way ibos misuse other people's properties is nothing to write home about.

Just say no one should rent house to ibo people in 90% cases, nobody will beat you..

Paulo3ree:

Which one be that again

scammer+criminal=scamminal

Forward ever, backwards never..op d car is trying to tell u ahead ahead..

Holy gram
Never been where a dead person is,not even been to mortuary for over 23+ I have lived this earth
LALASTICLALA fp mater
Wtf man..

How much was it bought,ole scamminals..

6ixT8:
So Op, what brought Reno's analogy here? I guess just to reinforce the double standard held by those gender since time immemorial.

Bhet Op, have you ever heard the name Pastor Wendel Slimi?

because since it's a man at fault,the bring fuel,tire and burn him to ashes syndrome will apply, but once it's the daughter of eve jezebel.. every simps becomes emotional just by sighting the strap of her bra.
Holy gram
Wtf man..

Holy gram
Very venomous creepy creature
Wtf man..

Holy gram
This is Gabon viper Adder
Lalakukulala
Wtf man..

Shey all of una die d day someone complained about not owing them and they texted her contacts,una deadbody avoid the thread.


The day another person still complain of money debited from her account after paying off a debt long ago,una die that day too,but if person object to these loan people,una smelly deadbody go dey active like zombie sharperly.hypocratic morons..

Holy gram
Fineboy days are over
Wtf man..

Holy gram
In about 80% of every Nigerian homes, even your blood brothers doesn't want you to be better than them and will pretend over it and secretly compete with you for years. If u buy land,they buy with more acres than yours,you build 3 bedrooms,they build 5 bedrooms and still secretly come to you for help and even push you into debt while they abandon you to your fate, then how do you expect outsiders to be happy with your progress..wetin dey chop kolanut dey inside the kolanut before e chop am come outside.
Wtf man...

helinues:
Stop dropping trash in almost all threads.

No be only holy gram but holy ounce

holy gram
You need 3 sticks of Mary Jane tonight
So u go dey alright
Wtf man..

Holy gram
It's boogyman for me
Wtf man..

Holy gram
You need to go traditional
As in very very traditional
Enemies of progress at work
Wtf man..

That's because people only pray for you to be better but not better than them,even the prayers sef na fake..no one investigates your poverty but want to know the source of your sudden wealth when you begin to feed and dress well. Nigerians in particular hate to see their fellow comrade progress,they like it when others feed from hand to mouth so they can console themselves that they are better than the next person. Only your parents pray genuinely for you to be better than them.