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Christianity EtcRe: Should Christians Give First Fruit Offering? by samuelezekiel(m): 4:30pm On Jan 04, 2015
Is thou shall not kill not from the law of moses? silly question, u better pay ur first fruit, but to be since its not easy...but if u do y will see the reward
EducationRe: Top 10 Worst Degrees With Lowest Potential For Employment In Nigeria Today by samuelezekiel(m): 11:11am On Jan 03, 2015
it doesn't matter wat u studied, we are in the computer age, as long as u know hw to nagivate a computer system, u can work anywhere...for instance I studied Building Technology and am working in a bank...

well as long as your grade is good, even if u study sewage management u can work anywhere...
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Remembers When He Used To Enter Public Buses (Photo) by samuelezekiel(m): 10:39pm On Dec 21, 2014
i smell photo shop.... :Di
FamilyRe: You're Not A Nigerian If You Didn't Do These Things As A Child by samuelezekiel(m): 10:37am On Dec 06, 2014
let me add my own....



-If you didn't ride borrise (gere-gere) then you be swege....
RomanceRe: 7 Sure Ways To Tell If Your Boyfriend Is Going To Be Rich by samuelezekiel(m): 10:38pm On Nov 30, 2014
wow...all this describes a Sagittarian... so if you want to Invest, invest in a Sagittarian like we, we are curious, risk-takers, we are doers, u name it...so invest wisely grin
Christianity EtcRe: Christians Must Choose Between Apostle Paul And Jesus Christ - Femi Aribisala by samuelezekiel(m): 6:04pm On Nov 30, 2014
SuperModerator:
despite the glaring contradictions in the bible, people still believe in it.

can anyone be more gullible than this?
God forgive him for he knows not what he is saying.(Amen)
HealthRe: Effects Of Taking Too Much Garri On Sight by samuelezekiel(m): 9:28pm On Nov 21, 2014
[quote author=gbolaskblog post=28229883][/quote]Do u know that there are three types of Samsung....u can never see original Samsung at that prise bro,...
GamingRe: Guys Do You Remember These Games? by samuelezekiel(m): 10:16am On Nov 15, 2014
Iceking1:
KINDLY SPARE SOME TIME AND READ THIS!!!!
*I Miss
those days when we went to school, lined up & the
headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform
& then we match to our classrooms...Yo u Remember na??
*Those days of Nasco Biscuit, Okin Biscuit, disgestive biscuit, coconut biscuit speedy biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon which we called "lolly"
*The days of Goody- Goody & Pako
Biscuit, kulikuli and dankuya
*The days of Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs
Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....Edet is a boy
*Those
days when we wear 5shirts and put carton in our
nicker to avoid much pain when we are flogged
*Those days when we sneak out of school to pluck Mangoes
*Those days when we feign illness just to
dodge farm work(lol)
*Chei, I also remember those
days when one naira na CORRECT money, when
groundnut was 5kobo & Choco Milo Sweet was 5
kobo
*Those days of messing game,who is in the
garden, police catch thief, fire on the mountain, etc..
*Those days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe and king game, tinco tinco,change ur style, ten ten,
skipping, who do u want to marry marry who do u want to marry superdy !.... U remember nah!!!
*Those days
when we used do and move boris motor those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, when boys used
to use the paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's
hanger as the steering
*Those days when rubber band was stock exchange!!
*Those days when
Votron, Jimbo, Power Rangers and Spider Man were
our favourite cartoons
*Those days of Limca and gold spot soft
drinks & Choco Milo advert on black & white TV +
sunday rendevous by 1:30pm
*Those days when we
used say 'leke leke give me white finger'
*Those days when Eleganza Pen was the best
*Those days when
we used to drink water from the tap and even suck
out the water if it's not coming out
*Those days
when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minutes,
then national anthem before they resume program @
4pm *Those days when Basket sandals, Simbi & Bata sandals were the best
*Those days we used to shout
"airplane throw bag of money for me" *Those days
when we all sing sandalili sandalili... DSTV has come.
No more old fun.I'm really proud to have
experienced all this. If you are reading all dis and not smiling, it means
you belong to the Indomie generation...
iceking1 e be like say na Kaduna you grow up abi...cos all Watin you talk I do as if dem dey pay me to do am...those days in the 90s
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by samuelezekiel(m): 9:59am On Nov 15, 2014
Pennyways:
Op I dated my cousin for years but it was a secret, we love each other so much, but people were suspecting while we were pretening. my late dad was threatening if it ever happen, but we cover them with shadows till their suspicions fate away like the morning stars. we always had sweet sex, but marriage was the last thought that could never comes into our minds. in the end we both go our separate ways, though she jelous any she see me going out with others ladies. morever our Roman Catholic faith forbid it and nature,forsake such marriage.

so I likely advise, incase you have a sweet cousin like mine, you can do as I did but trespass.
you are so wrong and yet you do not know it.....you sex your cousin sister and you are proud of it...ignorant is not an excuse you give to God and he will accept, but what of those that are fully award and yet still indulge in it and even advise others to do so....please ask God for forgiveness....every physical action has its spiritual reaction....you surely do not know the spiritual implication of sex...
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by samuelezekiel(m): 9:52am On Nov 15, 2014
ProffT01:
You just proved yourself wrong. Hope you were inciting its not written in the bible. Men deceiving self.
so many people are so ignorant....the solution is not to go to church alone...read your bible and pray for that the holy spirit will interpret it to you...
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by samuelezekiel(m): 9:17am On Nov 15, 2014
NobleG1:
Well, so because it was stated in your hoax bible then it means you can go f*uck your cousin, uncle, aunt, etc?
Not everything in your bible has a moral value.
NobleG1:
Well, so because it was stated in your hoax bible then it means you can go f*uck your cousin, uncle, aunt, etc?
[b]Not
everything in your bible has a moral value.
it seems you people do not even know who a cousin is...or you are trying to turn the bible up side down....a cousin according to oxford dictionary is The son or daughter of a person’s uncle or aunt; a first cousin.
Any relation who is not a direct ancestor or descendant; one more distantly related than an uncle, aunt, granduncle, grandaunt, nephew, niece, grandnephew, grandniece, etc...and Those word are believe to be said by God(THE LORD) thru man...so be warned...God bless us All
RomanceRe: Dating Your Cousin: Is It Ethical? by samuelezekiel(m): 9:06am On Nov 15, 2014
samflexxy:
religion--there's no place in the bible which state that thou shall not have a relation with thou cousin


Societal--- I leave my life for me not for anybody
...and u guys are clicking like...you all should please read lev 18 : 6 downwards....and God bless you(Amen)
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by samuelezekiel(m): 11:32am On Oct 27, 2014
[b][/b]
FrancisTony:
My favourite character is Mary.

Mother so pure, chaste etc.

No woman can endure her sufferings.

-First and only woman to conceive without having sex.

-Carrying a baby in her womb for nine month.

- Her son was killed on the cross of calvary and handed over to her. cry

-Crying as her son was being wounded and humiliated.

-Not doubting Angel Gabriel during visitation and being a Virgin till the rest of her life.

-Understanding her son in the Wedding of canann.

Oh well! smiley
FrancisTony:
My favourite character is Mary.

Mother so pure, chaste etc.

No woman can endure her sufferings.

-First and only woman to conceive without having sex.

-Carrying a baby in her womb for nine month.

- Her son was killed on the cross of calvary and handed over to her. cry

-Crying as her son was being wounded and humiliated.

-Not doubting Angel Gabriel during visitation and being a Virgin till the rest of her life.

-Understanding her son in the Wedding of canann.

Oh well! smiley
[quote author=FrancisTony post=27455135]My favourite character is Mary.

Mother so pure, chaste etc.

No woman can endure her sufferings.

-First and only woman to conceive without having sex.

-Carrying a baby in her womb for nine month.

- Her son was killed on the cross of calvary and handed over to her. cry

-Crying as her son was being wounded and humiliated.

-Not doubting Angel Gabriel during visitation and being a virgin till the rest of her life.

-Understanding her son in the Wedding of canann.

Oh well! smiley[/quote

that part wey u say, ...and being a virgin till the rest of her life, I no undastan o....
do u know that Mary had other sons and daughters for Joseph apart from Jesus...one of Jesus' step brother was Seth...
except maybe the meaning of virgin done change o
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by samuelezekiel(m): 11:22am On Oct 27, 2014
MuguliciousMUGU:
My favorite bible character is solomon... Imagine that man had 1000 wives and 5000 concubines... I want to be like him
brother mugulicious, its 700 wives and 300 concubines...
Christianity EtcRe: Who Is Your Favorite Bible Character And Why? by samuelezekiel(m): 11:20am On Oct 27, 2014
sameer1212:
God tempted those he love most undecided
point of correction folks, God is not a tempter, he does not tempt neither can hr be tempted, he only test those he love, just like gold is bend refined in fire, so he also refine you by testing u, so u can come out looking glittering just like gold and Paul said we should test ourselves continually.... thanks
PropertiesRe: Wow: Check Out A House Built Upside Down by samuelezekiel(m): 4:13pm On Aug 25, 2014
more freaking pix

PropertiesRe: Wow: Check Out A House Built Upside Down by samuelezekiel(m): 4:12pm On Aug 25, 2014
check out these...

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by samuelezekiel(m): 6:38pm On Aug 10, 2014
iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Are you drunk?! Where did you see chelsae here?? [/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester City - FA Community Shield (3 - 0) On 10th August 2014 by samuelezekiel(m): 6:36pm On Aug 10, 2014
iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Are you drunk?! Where did you see chelsae here?? [/color]
the clueless type
iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Are you drunk?! Where did you see chelsae here??
the clueless type[/color]
iiichidodo: [color=#1980BC] Are you drunk?! Where did you see chelsae here?? [/color]
the clueless type
RomanceRe: Have U Ever Dated Your Coursemates,pls Share Your Experience by samuelezekiel(m): 11:24pm On Jul 27, 2014
RAKITIC: Creates too much familiarity cos u see evryday. It is a big NO for me cos i hate open relationship, i luv CODED relationship
[/color]
RAKITIC: Creates too much familiarity cos u see evryday. It is a big NO for me cos i hate open relationship, i luv CODED relationship
you must be a flirt...only flirtters do that
FoodRe: Why Do Nigerians Cook Their Stew So Much? by samuelezekiel(m): 10:18am On Sep 11, 2013
[quote author=deejay_harry1]girls talk... ok sha... me na anythin man see , na im he go chop...[/quote]guy i gbadu your style jare....me na make i don chop oooo
IslamRe: What To Ponder About When Facing Trials In Life by samuelezekiel(m): 2:04am On Sep 08, 2013
Baron75: I see a very big similarity between the holy bible and the koran. Also we worship the same God/Allah, it doesn't matter what name you call him. Sometimes, I wonder why the difference between muslims and christians.
Bro i think the difference is the believe of JESUS as the son of GOD.
IslamRe: What To Ponder About When Facing Trials In Life by samuelezekiel(m): 1:57am On Sep 08, 2013
rapala: chritian and muslim diffrences in Nigeria may God help us!!!
AMEN OOOO......Isaac and Ismael.
IslamRe: What To Ponder About When Facing Trials In Life by samuelezekiel(m): 1:54am On Sep 08, 2013
THE JOURNALIST: Wat exactly is wrong with these church goers? Must u guyz comment on every thrend? This is 4 Muslims 4 Goodness sake! If it does'nt relate 2 ur fate y not simply let it pass and meet ur MOgs 4 ur usual paid counselling and unguided alterances attributed 2 ur scripures. As if so called christians are holier dan muslims.
Hello it is called nairaland meant majorly for nigerian......so any nigerian can comment on anything here.
IslamRe: What To Ponder About When Facing Trials In Life by samuelezekiel(m): 1:46am On Sep 08, 2013
@moshino Ok, so after I recall all these people, how does that solve my problem at
hand?
it solve your problem in a way that if you think you alone on that situation or problem you are wrong for that problem you have someone has pass through that same problem and He is saying you should come to Him all who are ladden and borden that He will give you rest and take His york for it is light.
IslamRe: What To Ponder About When Facing Trials In Life by samuelezekiel(m): 12:49am On Sep 08, 2013
no matter the situation you might be in just remember JESUS for He has been and suffer in same situation............just think what will JESUS had done in same situation.....that's whywe need the WORD(bible).GOD BLESS US ALL BOTH MUSLIM AND CHRISTIANS... AND OTHERS.
EventsRe: Jocelyn Dumas Falls On-Stage With Denrele's Boots by samuelezekiel(m): 7:56pm On Aug 12, 2013
o boy see dat last pix, d guy jus dey use brain rock d girl as she done rock him she. Na stil help h dey help her?
FamilyRe: 23-Yr-Old Nigerian Marries 85-yr-Old German Lady by samuelezekiel(m): 9:34pm On Jul 09, 2013
omo c luv
Christianity EtcRe: Can You Kill For God To Prove Your Faith? by samuelezekiel(m): 12:37pm On Jul 07, 2013
first of all God will not ask me to kill because He Himself said ''thus shall not kill'' but,if am sure that the instruction is from God then i will concluding just like father Abraham,that He is able to bring back to life.
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by samuelezekiel(m): 11:46am On Jul 07, 2013
doubleOsima: I think the difference between a sunday answer and a wednesday answer is in the question frame and the arrangement of the days of the week.
NB: If "yesterday was tomorrow" is different from if "tomorrow was yesterday".
The first case assumes the past was in the future hence d true time is in the past... Take two days off Friday in the backward order.
22nd,23rd,24th,25th,26th, 27th... If 24th was 26th, 25th would be 27th
The second case assumes a future to be in the past hence the true time is in the future... take two days off friday in the forward order.
22nd,23rd,24th,25th,26th, 27th... If 26th was 24th, 25th would be 23rd
Since the teacher treats case 1, d answer is a WEDNESDAY!
For any queries mail doubleosima33@gmail.com
you are right.you've definitely got brain,it all depends on which you choose to interchange.
Jokes EtcRe: You Think You Got Brains? Try This... by samuelezekiel(m): 11:38am On Jul 07, 2013
sutoboy: Very simple...the answer is either...Monday,Tuesday,Wednesday,Thursday,Friday,Saturday or Sunday.....i bet the answer is there.
you are right if you can prove it.

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